Brains Feet Trunks

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Are you tired of zombies yet? Of course not, nobody is. Zombies are the biggest dead thing since Elvis. This particular zombification is brought to you by the fermented mind of my known associate, Wayno of Pittsburgh. To read the riveting account of our collaboration, click these here blue words.  Oddly enough, the next day, a cartoon of Wayno’s appeared in Hilary Price’s Rhymes with Orange. See the comic and read his account of the process here.

I didn’t include the strip versions of these cartoons because they’re just drawings of empty hallways and who the hell needs that?

 

 

 

 

Today’s foot massage cartoon is a collaboration with another of my good friends, Cliff Harris. The mechanism in this gag––a common sign taken a different way––reminds me a lot of a gag I did back in the last century, which is featured today in the archives section below. Not that the sign in the older cartoon is “common.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

BIZARRO BOOMERANG: And here it is. A simple, dumb joke but it still works for me. Hope you like it.