September 29th, 2013

Sunday Punnies #32

by Wayno & Piraro

Bizarro 09-29-13 WEBBizarro 09-29-13 Hdr WEB(Want to see it big? Click Cindy Brady’s bangs.)

Bizarro is brought to you today by Inscrutable Sudoku.

Welcome to my daily blog, Jazz Pickles and newcomers. If you’re here for the first time, chances are you want to submit an original pun for me to illustrate in a future edition of my Sunday Punnies series. In this edition, congrats go to Blues Doctor Julie Hill, Dan Kidney, and Frank Ramos. Here are the simple rules for participation:

1. Your pun must be original, as far as you know. If one of your friends came up with a good one that you want to submit, ask them if they actually thought of it themselves, lest you be sued into the stone age for plagiarism. (That won’t happen, but be cool, bruthuhs, and don’t submit a stolen pun.)

2. Leave your comment in the comments section of any of my posts on this entire dang blog. I read all comments before posting and will keep your idea for future consideration. I WILL NOT POST COMMENTS WITH PUN SUGGESTIONS (so as not to ruin the joke for others should I decide to use it) SO DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE IT SHOW UP BENEATH THIS POST.

3.1 Don’t bother suggesting any of the ones below; I get numerous suggestions for these puns every time I ask for submissions. I’ve actually done cartoons on almost all of these puns already.

carpool tunnel syndrome

reptile dysfunction

carrion luggage

carrion my wayward son

accu-puncher

cereal killer

right to bare arms

bi-polar bear

4. In your comment, tell me how you’d like your byline to read. Can be anything in the world that you want, except too long or obscene.

That’s all there is to it! Thanks and good luck!

 

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