September 4th, 2013

Scary Cotton

by Wayno & Piraro

Bizarro is brought to you today by Ghosts In Training.

I don’t believe in ghosts or anything supernatural, but if after I die I discover that I do have the ability to haunt people, I’m definitely going to wear a bed sheet with eye holes cut out of it. The look on people’s faces when confronted with a howling bed sheet in the middle of the night would be priceless. Horror? Confusion? Amusement? A strobe of all three would be best, as far as I’m concerned.

Sadly, this won’t happen, though. Apart from there just being no reason or logic behind anything ghostly, Harry Houdini promised he’d come back as a spirit if there was any way possible and he never did. If Houdini couldn’t do it, no one can. Yes, I’m disappointed, too. I was going to have a contest on my blog to determine which of my Jazz Pickles would one day be hosting me in their bed chamber.

PAZZ JICKLES (past giggles): Did I need the parenthetical clarification on that title? Probably not, so next time I’ll omit it. Today’s chuckle from 2007 is something of a puzzle which asks you to identify the ghosts I’ve drawn. Here’s a listing to rank yourself:

1 Correct: So what?

2-3 Correct: You’re smarter than the average bed sheet.

4-15 Correct: You are such a liar.

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