August 11th, 2013

Sunday Punnies #31

by Wayno & Piraro

(To witness this cartoon grow before your eyes, click the wizard’s undies.)

Bizarro is brought to you today by You Kids Get Off Of My Lawn!

Welcome to the 31th installment of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies, the cartoons which come from puns donated by readers. This week, we congratulate Jazz Pickles Bradley Ward, T. Filice, and Alex. There are no words for the pride they feel today.

IF YOU’D LIKE TO SUBMIT A PUN FOR A FUTURE EDITION OF SUNDAY PUNNIES AND FEEL THE ECSTASY THAT THEY DO, FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES:

1. Leave your pun in the comments section of this (or any) post. YOU WILL NOT SEE YOUR PUN SUGGESTION APPEAR IN THE COMMENTS SECTION because I don’t want to ruin the fun for readers if I should choose it.

2. Tell me how you’d like to be credited. Anything goes, other than “obscenities,” a concept I don’t believe in but most people do and I like to keep this blog “safe” for kids for commercial reasons.

3. Bury a frying pan in your yard at midnight of the next full moon. Trace a circle around the site three times with a birch branch and repeat these words: “Oh waddagoo siam.”

That’s all there is to it, Jazz Pickles. Put on your thinking caps and get crackin’!