Heavenly Desires

Bizarro is brought to you today by Afterlife Fantasies.

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but if I did, it would be wonderful to be availed of any kind of sensory pleasure you could dream of without consequences or guilt. Among my personal (and very long) list would be warm, glazed donuts at your fingertips with no concern for gained weight,  sex with your favorite movie stars, beef fajitas without the torture and slaughter of a fellow being, crazy-fun drug trips without risk of arrest or damage to your health, riding a motorcycle at 100 miles an hour without threat of injury or death.

Of course, under the traditional rules of “heaven,” one no longer needs or desires sensory pleasures so the whole concept is a non-starter. But it’s fun to dream.

 

 

 

 

 

In the old-Bizarros-I-don’t-hate category today, I have this offering for you from heaven.