Dark Thoughts

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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When I do a gag about a touchy subject like a disability, I always ask myself, if I were in this condition, would I think it was funny? The answer here is a definitive yes. The gag doesn’t make fun of blindness, it simply features a blind person in an absurd situation through no fault of his own. I don’t anticipate getting any hate mail from this cartoon which is admittedly a disappointment. I love stupid hate mail.

Before someone asks, no, this character is not meant to be me. (Either of them.) I often draw myself in my cartoons but I make the character actually look just like me, unlike this guy who is missing a ridiculous mustache and a hat. Plus, he has too much hair.







Here’s today’s classic Bizarro (older than today). Hope you’ve found something to enjoy on this page, mi amigos.

bz panel 01-20-11 blind dog