July 12th, 2013

Lincoln and Logs

by Wayno & Piraro

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All I have to say is that this wooden dummy has a lot of nerve talking to a champion log-splitter like this.

A week later, the ventriloquist leaves the hospital with a stump where his right hand used to be.

Today’s classic Bizarro is another take on Lincoln, our nation’s greatest presidential inspiration for big-budget Hollywood films.