By Jeremy Meltingtallow

bz panel 07-10-13bz strip 07-10-13Bizarro is brought to you today by Our Lady of the Melons.

Here’s a bit of super-secret backstage gossip about this cartoon: I have some friends named John and Fiona and he’s a lawyer. I didn’t say the super-secret backstage gossip would be interesting.

Anyway, this is my covert way of finding out if my friends read my comics. If neither John nor Fiona say anything about this in the next few days, they’re off my Festivus list for good.










Today’s classic (older than today) Bizarro cartoon is also about lawyers, or rather about what lawyers and judges will sound like if current trends in elocution continue.

bz print 03-18-04 courtroom