Shell Shirts

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

Bz panel 07-05-13Bizarro is brought to you today by Reptilian Garments.

bz strip 07-05-13Here is day 5 of J.C. Duffy‘s six-day heroic stint as my guest cartoonist. Tomorrow is the last day, so get your bets in before the windows close!

Have you ever been really close to a large sea turtle in the open sea? I have, while snorkeling, on many occasions and I have always found it to be exhilarating. Sea turtles are among my favorite animals, for some reason. If I believed in reincarnation, I’d likely believe I was a turtle in a previous life, somewhere between my life as a salamander and as Burt Reynolds. Burt isn’t technically dead yet, but since I’m talking about make-believe, I can make up my own rules.

To change the subject from Burt Reynolds just a bit, here is an illustration I did for a classical and jazz music festival in St. Barts. For a bunch more of this style of art that I did for them, check out their website. This batch of drawings are among the best I’ve done outside of Bizarro, if I may be so immodest.St.Bart'sTurtlePIRARO I hope you like them.