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I know that nobody enjoys public restrooms but I actively despise them. I’d much rather go in the woods than in a stinky public toilet, or, GOD FORBID, a Port-a-poddy. The cafe/restaurant/bar in this cartoon is complete with rats, too. Or at least that’s what the sign would indicate.

When I was 16, I worked in a swanky, expensive restaurant briefly as a busboy. It took me quite some time before I could eat in one again. Let’s just say it was not as clean as one would hope, especially at those prices.

Not a GREAT cartoon, but it spoke to me.