Mirror Viewers

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Have ever felt you were being watched? When I was a little kid, I had this ongoing fantasy for years that I was the only real human and I was created by an alien civilization that was watching me through mirrors. The entire earth and all of its other inhabitants were androids put here as an experiment to see how I would react. I never really believed it, but anytime I walked past a mirror, I would look into it and wink, not at myself, but at the aliens watching me. Just in case I was right, I wanted them to know I had figured it out.

There’s no way to prove this isn’t true. Even if you were an android created by the aliens to act out this experiment, you would’ve been programmed to believe you were real. Of course, by that same logic, I might be an android in the “real” life of some other human, too. Or maybe it’s a ground squirrel or a parrot in the Amazon that is the only biological being and the rest of us are androids. Life can be so confusing.