Dept. of Depp

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Okay, I’m going to slip one more post in before I crawl under the house for the evening. Here we have a dry cleaner gag, of which I’ve done many, but this one is different because it also features JOHNNY DEPP!! 

For reals, though, the dry cleaner near my house in LA has tons of signed autographs of celebrities on the wall. So does the little mail shop and the shoe repair shop and just about every shop in all of LA. Because celebrities live here and they have to buy stuff just like the rest of us. But it’s usually not the A-list celebrities whose pictures are on the walls, they have peons for that kind of thing. It’s usually the guy who hosted The Price is Right when Bob Barker was in the hospital––people like that.

So don’t get too excited, that’s all I’m saying.