All of Our Agents Are Busy

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

Bizarro is brought to you today by Not Liam Neeson.

When I first saw the trailer for “Taken” and heard this dialogue, I assumed Neeson was playing a contractor. Those guys definitely have skills that will “f” you up. Turns out he’s an assassin, which can also throw a kink in your day.

This cartoon is a collaboration with my known associate, Wayno of Pittsburgh. I’m not a particularly great caricaturist but I’m not totally unhappy with my version of Mr. Neeson. Of course, I fashioned it after a still from the movie so that made it much easier.

Wayno mentions on his blog post about this cartoon that he’s never seen the movie that this cartoon lampoons. To be honest, I can’t remember if I’ve seen it or not because I have the kind of brain that is only aware of a small percentage of what is going on outside its perimeter. This is a curse when I can’t remember what my significant other and I did on our last anniversary, but a definite benefit in that I can enjoy TV shows, books, and movies over and over again and it’s always like the first time. Ignorance is, sometimes, bliss.