A Wasted But Amusing Life

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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I have mixed feelings about the Internet. On the one hand, it is clearly the most life-changing and useful tool that human kind has invented since the wheel. (Thanks, Al!) On the other hand, because of it, we all lose years of our lives looking at mindless entertainment like cute cats, funny videos, and porn. Am I glad I grew up in a time before it was available? Yes; I spent a lot of time outdoors exploring the world from micro to macro, which I would not have done had I been given access to a computer. Now that I have it at my disposal, would I want to live without the Internet for even a single week? No. Not a chance. Back away from my computer or I’ll stab you with these scissors.

Perhaps the answer is somewhere in the middle. Maybe I’d waste less time if I could find a site that offered funny cat porn.

This cartoon was a collaboration with my good buddy and cartoonist colleague, Dan McConnell.