Fisher of Men to Fisher of Fish

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Yesterday, I posted a cartoon I had looked at a thousand times and saw nothing wrong with. As soon as I posted it, my daughter texted me and told me of a typo. I looked again and still didn’t see it. She told me that the caption read, “My homework at my dog,” instead of “ate” my dog. I was blown away by my brain’s inability to see it until she had pointed it out! Fresh eyes are a must.

This presents an excellent opportunity for me to pimp her business, which is an online proofreading and editing service. She’s super good at it and as hard-working and honest as Simon Cowell is smug. (Her logo is cool, too; she must be related to an artist.) Anyway, if you write anything from self-published books to website info to term papers to business proposals, you should check out her services. Her rates are very affordable and she’ll make you look as smart as you think you are. While you’re there, bookmark her page because there will come a time when you’ll need it and you won’t get a better job for a better price. Plus, you can say that your editor is Bizarro’s daughter. http://proofninja.com/

My other daughter is wonderful, too, but I can’t tell you what she does for a living because she is a covert CIA operative.

Here’s a pic of the Proof Ninja and me from a few years back when she was a part of my comedy show.