Lock Box

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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I’m changing my posting habits and will be posting a single cartoon each day, the day it appears in newspapers. Unless I get kidnapped or beaten up and can’t use my hands to type or have something marginally better to do.

So to catch us up, here’s Monday’s cartoon, a collaboration with my good pal, Andy Cowan. Andy is a TV writer whose credits include “Seinfeld,” “Third Rock From the Sun,” “Cheers,” “The Merv Griffin Show,” and some other stuff I can’t remember. He’s a dandy fellow and he’s single, ladies! (Leave your sexy messages to Andy in the comments section of this post and I’ll forward them to him!)