January 3rd, 2013

Twinning in the New Year

by Hilary Price

New Year’s Eve isn’t the only time for hazy confusion. Let’s keep it alive in 2013.

Rhymes With Orange dog and cat cartoons are featured in the winter issue of Modern Dog Magazine, with Carrie Underwood on the cover. But isn’t Carrie Underwood really just Reese Witherspoon with a new name? The proof:

While I like the article and the magazine, it killed me that they used a photo of me from more than a decade ago…WEARING MAKE UP. In order to bring it up to date, please remove foundation and add wrinkles. I’ve provided a handy guide.

And since we’re on the topic of dogs, here’s another comparison I posted a long time ago: Darth Vader, meet Pekingese.

“Darth, I am your father…”

And the last pair of unlikely twins: Jetsons, meet IKEA:

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope to keep in better touch.