My precious Jazz Pickles,

I’ve survived yet another “end of the world” and to celebrate I’m making this incredible announcement:

I’ve been involved with a top secret television project!

You may be delighted, disgusted, outraged, or intrigued to learn that for the past many months, I’ve been involved with a top secret television project. I can’t disclose many details yet but there will be elements similar to my notorious 1990s country-wide tour during which I stayed in the homes of my fans and they introduced me to their wonderful (and sometimes strange) lives and communities.

If YOU would be interested in having me drop in on YOUR life for a couple of days (camera crew in tow), please send an email to me at [email protected] and tell us what you would do to entertain me and what unique, compelling, curious, and/or “bizarro” aspects of your life, household, family, and location might make for good television. Don’t be shy, I want to hear from you. Without you, there is no show!

Unlike the Mayas and their apocalypse hoax, THIS IS FOR REAL.

Vetting for my first hosts and location is starting today, so hurry!

[email protected] (Not a hyperlink, just copy it and email me!)