Sunday Punnies #26

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Thanks for dropping by my blog, can I get you something to drink? Let’s see what we have…(go to your own refrigerator and look inside.) How’s this? (Grab something you like.)  If you’re here to find out how you can submit your original pun idea(s) for a future Bizarro, you’ve come to the right place. If you’re here to solve the European debt crisis, probably not.

Once in a while, I do one of these “Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies,” which are my interpretations of puns sent in by you, the readers. Here are the simple rules for submitting your idea:

1. Idea must be original. That means that as far as you know, it originated in your head. This is not something that you saw on the Interwebs or heard from some kid you went to summer camp with years ago.

2. By submitting an idea, you are agreeing to give it to me freely, for my own interpretation and use, without expectation of monetary compensation, now or ever.

3. If you’ve got those first two points covered, hit the “comments” button at the bottom of this post and leave your reply. I will read it and consider it, I will not post it in the comments section in case I decide to use it.  Also, tell me what name you’d like me to use for the credit line if your idea gets picked.

You’re finished here. Feel free to have another drink, make yourself comfortable, wander around and read some more of the posts here, whatever you want. Just don’t set the place on fire. Thanks.