October 10th, 2012
by Rick Kirkman And Jerry Scott
“Secrets” may not be the right word. “Secrets” implies that someone else might be interested in knowing them. Or that they’re things we wouldn’t want out there.
“Secrets” is also a word devised—first by magazines and TV, and now the Internet—to suck you into stories you wouldn’t give a second glance to otherwise. So if we’re being honest, then yes, “Secrets” it is. Here they are:
Look at that, we’re not even making you jump around the book for all those secrets. One more thing: We don’t want to see you in a book store thumbing to those pages to find out the answers and then leaving without the book.
If there are so many secrets in merely five pages, just think of what you might find in the other 331 pages!