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By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Turtles are slow, get it?









This is a variation of a famous line from a famous movie called “Casablanca.” Get it?










Old Crow is a kind of whiskey and scarecrows “chase” crows. Get it?











Most people usually say “morning” person. Get it?










Cats like to sleep in funny places. Get it?










Oh my. I wonder what his preference is. Get it?