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By Jeremy Meltingtallow

Bizarro is brought to you today by Cranky Bikers.

I got an email today from a graphic designer whose name is “Klein”. Since he works with graphics, is a master of keyboard shortcuts, and wears nothing but a tanktop-T and boxer shorts, he felt a special kinship to this cartoon. I love that no matter how randomly I choose a name for a cartoon, I often hear from readers of the same name in similar circumstances. Sometimes it has been uncannily similar. If I could remember a couple of instances, it would have made this paragraph worth reading.


Here’s a little ditty about an iPad of a different sort. I like to draw frogs. I have not heard from anyone named “Marty”. This paragraph wasn’t particularly worth reading, either, but at least it is shorter.




My last cartoon today was a collaboration with my known associate, Wayno. Although the idea was essentially his, I drew myself on the couch. The face is covered, so it could be anyone, really, but I managed to sneak in a tiny moustache (old-world spelling) to show that it is me. I would have drawn Wayno, but his features are so average that I opted for myself instead. Plus, I’m an uncontrollable ego maniac.

Here is my Bizarro iPhone app.

Here is my latest book.

Here is a pic of me living in an elevator because everyone reads my cartoons online for free instead of buying papers, where my income comes from. Please buy a book and the app.