June 17th, 2012

Facebook Toot Stink Seltzer

by Wayno & Piraro

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Hello, mates. (Imagine me saying this paragaph with an English accent.) Do you like jolly good fun? Well you’ve come to the right drum and bass, by George, because that’s what I’ve brought you today with these four brand new, hot-from-the-crumpet-oven cartoons! Can you find all 7 icons (or “secret symbols”) in this large Sunday cartoon above? It’s a tough one. To make it bigger, click on the lady’s shoe.

(Imagine me saying this next paragraph with a German accent.) Here’s a cartoon about some anthropomorphized tug boats. They are not unlike the kind we used to sink ships in WWII. (Do not check the historical accuracy of this statement.) It is a collaboration between my known associate, Wayno, who’s last name sounds like it could well be from the homeland, except that I can’t remember what it is now. Perhaps you can ask him about it here.

 

 

(Imagine me saying this next paragraph in a French accent.) And here is a cartoon about a snotty American tourist in one of our fine restaurants. Where does he get off questioning our chef? I’ve half a mind to hit him with a bag of escargot. Le nerve!

 

 

(The description of our final cartoon today is to be imagined being said by me while honking a big, obnoxious, old-fashioned car horn.) Do you like clowns? I like the weird, artsy ones that Circue du Soleil uses (and they’re actually funny) but I can’t stand the kind seen in this cartoon. Still, it’s a funny gag to me and while I hate coming upon a clown in real life (not that this blog is not real life to me) I like drawing clowns in cartoons. While we’re here, let’s take note of the bartender’s nose; he could use it to open a can of peaches.

This concludes my international narrative today. (Imagine me saying this next line with a Mexican accent…) Sayonara, comrades!

 

 

 

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