You’re Not Hallucinating

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

(If you are among the dozens of people all over the world who want to see this image larger, do what half of them are doing all across the nation –– click the elephant!)

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Today, I would first like to extend my most sincere apologies for not having posted this cartoon sooner. What a excrement noggin I am for publishing a cartoon that tells people to go directly to this web site, then have nothing posted there about the reason why. I hate myself and you should, too. (Hate me, not yourself.)

So welcome to Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies #23! I you’d like to see one of your own original puns in a future edition, just leave it here in the comments section of this post.

Here are the rules and guidelines:

1. Leave your idea for a pun in the comments section of this post. You comment will not appear in the comments section of this blog, however, because I don’t like to ruin the fun for later readers if I should use it. So I post none of the comments: good, bad, or neither. I do read all of them, however.

2. Your pun must be original (to the best of your knowledge.) If I find out you’ve sent me a pun that you saw or heard somewhere, I’ll come to your house and marry your cousin. And nobody wants that kind of trouble!

3. In your comment, tell me how you’d like to be credited. You can use any name you like, real or fictional.

4. No readers who are wearing any New Jersey Devils sports clothing when they type their comment will be considered. I’m a Rangers fan and I’m still sore about the way that last game went.

That’s all there is to it, kids. Rush to your brain and yank open the door! There’s gotta be a pun in there somewhere!