Cowboy Hip Hop

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Damn, my life sucks right now. But that’s not your problem. Instead, let’s talk about this cartoon.

There are two cowboys and they look like they’re in the Old West, but wait. They’re talking about a modern keyboard function. That’s the funny part. Hahaha.


What’s the deal with this next cartoon? Well, it’s an idea from my “known associate,” Wayno. If you are young and uneducated about the history of department stores, Penney’s used to be called J.C.Penney. if you are old and uneducated about the history of hip hop, Jay Z is a performer in that genre. Ah, now the joke comes to life. Hahaha.

I’ve got to get back to my miserable existence now. It’s been fun pretending to talk to you.


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