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By Jeremy Meltingtallow

Bizarro is brought to you today by The New York City Marathon.

If you were wondering why you missed church this past Sunday, it is because that Daylight Saving Time thing happened. It went into effect in the wee hours of the same day that the New York City Marathon was run, so I wonder how many runners missed their starting time. My upstairs neighbor has run it for the past 8 years or so but it is always a disappointment. I watch the winners come in on TV every year and he’s not even in the top 10. Poor guy. But he keeps trying, so you have to respect that. Here’s a nice pic of me running in last year’s marathon. I didn’t win, either. The heavy coat and cigar might have held me back a little.

Regarding this next cartoon, which appeared in papers worldwide today: I made this guy up out of my head so I apologize to any readers  to whom he bears a strong resemblance.


Finally, I’ll be performing in NYC in a couple of weeks at the Museum of Cartoon & Comic Art (MoCCA). I’ll be talking about my cartoons, my career, my favorite brands of shampoo and conditioner, the works. After, I’ll answer questions, chat, hang out, sign books, the usual. Here’s the Facebook event page for it. Here’s the book I’ll be signing.  Hope to see some of my NYC Jazz Pickles there!