Best Hair in the Bar

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Scary Halloween Costume!

For years I’ve been publishing a “Scariest Halloween Costumes of (year)” cartoons on the Sunday closest to Halloween. This year I felt that motif had run its course and I couldn’t come up with anything that wouldn’t offend half of my readership (i.e., something that disparages Michele Bachmann). But my known associate, Wayno, submitted this idea about the bride of Frankenstein’s monster, so I went for it.  What does Wayno have to say about this? The answer.

And so, you may wonder, which part of her still loves him? I’ll leave that to the individual reader.

Here are the Halloween cartoons from the past few years. I hope you find them funny, or at least less awful than an attack by a deranged Minnesotan with a chainsaw.