Planet-Trembling News! Oh My!

By Jeremy Meltingtallow












Hey, boys and girls! Here’s the big news you’ve all been waiting for! My new book, Bizarro Heroes, is finally out and available for purchase! That means you can hold a copy in your own hands and point your own eyes at it for hours of pure intellectual amusement. (If you’re a very slow reader. Average readers will get through it in less than an hour. Speed readers in 37.9 seconds.)

This book is perfect for holiday gifts or just for adding to your own collection of artifacts and heirlooms. It’s full of Bizarro cartoons that have to do with super heroes, comic book crime fighters, that kind of stuff. Some go all the way back to the late 1900s. A MUST for students of history, crime, and leotards alike. Order yours now!! Or wait a few minutes and then order one.

Please order one. It’s hard to make a living as a cartoonist these days.

YOU: Dan, can I order one by clicking this blue sentence? ME: Yes!!!!!!!   YOU:How about by clicking this red sentence instead? ME: You bet!!!!

And here’s a sample of the sort of tomfoolery you can expect inside.