Wedding of the Century

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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The family wedding for which I came to Oklahoma was yesterday and it was terrific! A golden carriage drawn by six white horses, a full-size orchestra, dancing dwarves, hot air balloons, fireworks, a traveling production of Hamlet performed by the Royal London Repertory Theatre of London, and an all-you-can-eat caviar buffet with a Godiva chocolate fountain!

Okay, I lied. But it was a nice wedding if you like rooms full of sweaty relatives and Doritos. Many congrats and many happy decades to my nephew, Aaron, and his lovely bride, Adrienne. As I always say on these occasions, your first marriage is often the most important!

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