June 4th, 2011

Baticornman

by Wayno & Piraro

Bizarro is brought to you today by The Coroner’s Assistant.

It’s a beautiful day in NYC so I’m going to leave the house. I don’t do this often or unadvisedly, but I think this is a good day to take a chance.

It isn’t well known that Bruce Wayne was into unicorns but it should not come as a surprise. He never married, had an English butler, and lived with a handsome young man who also never married. Of course he liked unicorns.

It is sad that when Bruce was choosing his costume, society was not tolerant of alternative sexual orientations and he felt he must go with something so strictly macho, but at least things are different now. It is too late to combine his themes, but perhaps he can adopt a second persona and alternate. Look for The Horny Avenger to be fighting super villains in your area in the near future.

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