Anthropomorphic Adopted Son

Bizarro is brought to you today by My Ghost.

As I mentioned earlier this week, I was raptured last Saturday night and now reside in Heaven, but they have Internet so I can still produce cartoons and upload them to King Features for syndication. Heaven isn’t what they led me to believe it would be in the Sunday School coloring books of my childhood. In Heaven, everyone gets to rule their own city and everything is always on sale. Here’s mine.

Today’s offering from the Bizarro cartoon kitchen is one that I collaborated on with the estimable Victor Rivera. Never heard of him? You will. (Actually, you just did, in the sentence above.) Victor first started sending me his cartoon ideas when he was a young teen and I’ve used a fair number over the years. (How many, Victor? 25? More?) He’s now in college as a theater major at some hillbilly university in the mountains somewhere and doing wonderfully. I couldn’t be more proud of him if he were my own son. Although I would be very suspicious of his mother because he doesn’t look a thing like me.

For the complete story about my rapture, see this link.

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