Get Your Ruin On

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Most readers were hep to my jive this Sunday but if you were confused by this cartoon, simply visit the stores from left to right: get drunk, buy a gun, rob a jewelry store, need a bail bondsman. The signage on the roof is an homage to the cartoonist who most influenced my work in my youth, B. Kliban. If you don’t know his work, find a copy of this book. You’ll thank me.

Here are two more cartoons from the past couple of days. Why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road cartoons have been done to exhaustion but I thought up this one recently and liked it so I gave it life. If you’ve seen something similar before, sorry about that. These things happen in the jet-set, rock-n-roll world of cartooning.





And finally, this Agree-to-Terms cartoon. Maybe this has been done before as well. I’ve never seen it, so I did it. So sue me.

Actually, I like this gag whether it’s been done before or not, because you don’t know where “Agree” is in this case. Because it is my cartoon, I can tell you that the “agree” button is below the frame and he’s hitting it now.


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