May 9th, 2011

Mother’s Day!

by Wayno & Piraro

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I notice from calendar that today is Mother’s Day. If I had noticed six weeks ago when I drew this cartoon that it was going to run on Mother’s Day, I might have made it have something to do with that. Other cartoonists seemingly go out of their way to do feel good cartoons on these kinds of holidays but I’m too stupid to think that far ahead.

But wait, I just noticed something else. At the bottom left of this cartoon, I put “Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!” which means I did notice it was going to run on Mother’s Day. Apparently I’m too stupid to remember that I thought that far ahead.

So let’s pretend that this cartoon is about Mother’s Day. It’s about a “boy” king and boys come from mothers. If it weren’t for his mother, who likely had the king murder his previous wife and her offspring to assure her own son’s ascension to the throne, then the king himself, this lucky young man wouldn’t even be king. So “THANKS, MOM!”

Conversely, my own mother did not arrange to have anyone killed to assure that I would be king, which is why I’m a cartoonist. I’m not fond of big responsibilities, especially ones that require that one act in a respectable fashion every time they leave the house, so I think I would not like being king of anything. So I, too, shall say, “THANKS, MOM!”

And since people like to take their moms out on Mother’s Day, I will add this cartoon with a hidden and very valuable message: don’t bring your mom to a restaurant with rats scurrying about the floor. I’ve had some experience in this area and can report that the presence of rats will enhance the dining experience of very few women.

So, off you go – call mom, take her out to eat, steal some flowers from the park on your way and pretend you didn’t forget it was Mother’s Day until you read this blog.

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