Facebook Flying Pigs

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

Bizarro is brought to you by Easter and the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Modern pig farms don’t let pigs out of their tiny cages so no amount of helium will make them float. That’s a shame, it sure would be a fun way to escape. Even many hardcore conservative meat eaters are starting to object to the way “food” animals are treated in the U.S. but it won’t stop until consumers object and insist it stop. But consumers won’t object if they don’t see the cruelty for themselves and since it is a felony in many places to take photos or videos of these concentration camps, that is increasingly unlikely. When people do risk imprisonment and sneak in for shots, the videos are so disgusting that most news networks won’t show them anyway. Ratings over truth. Sorry to get serious, it’s just that it is a gross injustice that bothers me. That’s why I don’t eat them.

Our last comic today is about social networking. There are lots of things to say about Facebook and here is one of them. This idea came from my good buddy and colleague, Wayno, and here is what he has to say about it.