Four for Fun

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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I don’t have a lot of time today to pontificate (everyone say “Awwww”) so here are a bunch of cartoons with brief notes to catch us up to date.

Robot: Some people may not recognize Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons, but that’s her. The pic she’s holding up is one of those robots that goes room to room cleaning your floor. I suspect most people buy them to see how their cat will react. This gag came from my colleague, Wayno. Here’s his story about it.

Coffee Enema: I’m not one to advocate putting things into one’s anus. I see it as an exit only. And my vegan diet keeps things working very smoothly in a natural way, so I don’t feel the need to pay strangers to shoot beverages up there. Coffee can be delicious, but you’d have to use a very powerful spray nozzle to be able to taste it when consuming it from that direction.




Criminals: Cops often say that most criminals are really stupid and the few that I’ve met have not dissuaded me from that opinion. The really smart ones are few and far between and get movies made about them. The ones in this cartoon are not that type.






Superpower: A regular reader of mine wrote an email to me mentioning this kind of misinterpretation of the term “superpower” and I thought it was really funny so I made a cartoon about it. Thanks, A. Harrington!

For these cartoons on various objects of every day use: ROBOTENEMACRIMINALSSUPERPOWERS