Homo Clown Kiss

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I have always been a homosapien and I did not experiment in college. But so many people do experiment in college, especially women with lesbianism, that I found this gag funny. Plus, it’s always fun to get a suggestive idea into the funny pages in a completely legal way. Yes, I am easily amused and a little juvenile.

Like virtually all intelligent, well-educated people, I am certain that homosexuality is genetically programmed and no more a matter of choice than my own sexual preferences for women of a certain type. (There are scientific studies that prove this, by the way, which I could discuss but won’t here.) This programming is on a sliding scale; any given person can be anywhere from totally straight to totally gay to shades of everything in between. Myself, I am totally straight. The idea of men finding each other sexually attractive does not bother me and I’d happily admit it if I did, but I just don’t. In fact, the idea of even kissing a dude on the mouth gives me the willies. I can’t explain it, it is a visceral response. I’ve often wondered if I was in a movie or comedy sketch on SNL that required it if I’d be able to do it, even for one second. But that could just be the fear of the unfamiliar. There was a time when kissing a woman’s private parts gave me the willies and I certainly got over that.

With that uncomfortable and intimate admission, let’s move on to something completely stupid and frivolous: A CLOWN PANNING FOR FOOL’S GOLD! What a goober. That stuff’s not worth a dime.

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