Living Life on the Edge…Of the Patio

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

Hi peeps!

Willamena Von Moving Von here, slave intern for Rhymes With Orange.  This is blog post number two.  I’m told to tell you about this website for all you “hip” suburbanites who wish you could have your youth back.

 Well you can’t have it– it’s mine now.  

Anyway, is a website that adults consider funny that runs stories and has cartoons. They let her put stuff in there.

If it talks about life in the suburbs, hopefully it will say stuff about the mall.  I love the mall.  I wish every store was Abercrombie & Fitch.  Or Hollister.