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Sun, March 9, 2025

Katzenjammer Kids

Gesture OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS WE HAVE TO LOOK OUR BEST FOR THE QUEEN'S BALL... MRS.K! HERE'S A TREATMENT FOR "CROW'S-FEET AROUND THE EYES" ISS DOT DER LATEST ISSUE UF BEEYOOTY HINTS"? BEAUTY HINTS BY HY EISMAN IT SAYS THIS FACE MASK IS ALSO GOOD READ DER RECIPE UND I'LL AT ERASING WRINKLES SEE IF VE HEF ALL HOW DER INGREDYENTS! NIZE! BEAUTY HINTS 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World nights reserved. WE'LL NEED A BIG BOWL FOR ALL OF THIS! I GOT CHUST DER VUN." BEAT TWO EGGS INTO A CUP OF VINEGAR... POUR MIXTURE OVER A HALF POUND OF RAW OATMEAL... ADD PRUNE JUICE MAYONNAISE AND MASHED AVOCADO MIXED WITH YOGURT VOT DO VE DO MIT DER CUCUMBER SLICES? ESMAN 3-9 GOOD IDEA! YOU REALLY TINK DOT'S FER SUPPER ?! VHY TAKE A CHANCE? I'M EAT'INK AT DER TRAD'INK POST KATZENJAMMER KIDS WE HAVE TO LOOK OUR BEST FOR THE QUEEN'S BALL ... MRS.K ! HERE'S A TREATMENT FOR " CROW'S - FEET AROUND THE EYES " ISS DOT DER LATEST ISSUE UF BEEYOOTY HINTS " ? BEAUTY HINTS BY HY EISMAN IT SAYS THIS FACE MASK IS ALSO GOOD READ DER RECIPE UND I'LL AT ERASING WRINKLES SEE IF VE HEF ALL HOW DER INGREDYENTS ! NIZE ! BEAUTY HINTS 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World nights reserved . WE'LL NEED A BIG BOWL FOR ALL OF THIS ! I GOT CHUST DER VUN . " BEAT TWO EGGS INTO A CUP OF VINEGAR ... POUR MIXTURE OVER A HALF POUND OF RAW OATMEAL ... ADD PRUNE JUICE MAYONNAISE AND MASHED AVOCADO MIXED WITH YOGURT VOT DO VE DO MIT DER CUCUMBER SLICES ? ESMAN 3-9 GOOD IDEA ! YOU REALLY TINK DOT'S FER SUPPER ? ! VHY TAKE A CHANCE ? I'M EAT'INK AT DER TRAD'INK POST
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Comic book OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS ivm VOT DIDJA HEF IN MIND? FER INSTANCEDIDJA EVER TINK 'BOUT DIG'INK UP MINE WEGETABLE GARDEN?! M INSTEAD UF LAY'INK HERE LIKE A DEAD FLOUNDER... BY HY EISMAN DIDJA EFER TINK 'BOUT DO'INK SOME VORK 'ROUND DISS PLACE? Mobil Hy EISMAN 3-2 1997 by King Features Syndicate. Inc. World rights reserved. I'LL T'INK BOUT DOT IN A LITTLE VHILE... ... RIGHT NOW I'M T'INKINK 'BOUT BEAT'INK DER RUGS UND MOOF'INK FOINITURE AROUN'! KATZENJAMMER KIDS ivm VOT DIDJA HEF IN MIND ? FER INSTANCEDIDJA EVER TINK ' BOUT DIG'INK UP MINE WEGETABLE GARDEN ?! M INSTEAD UF LAY'INK HERE LIKE A DEAD FLOUNDER ... BY HY EISMAN DIDJA EFER TINK ' BOUT DO'INK SOME VORK ' ROUND DISS PLACE ? Mobil Hy EISMAN 3-2 1997 by King Features Syndicate . Inc. World rights reserved . I'LL T'INK BOUT DOT IN A LITTLE VHILE ... ... RIGHT NOW I'M T'INKINK ' BOUT BEAT'INK DER RUGS UND MOOF'INK FOINITURE AROUN ' !
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Animated cartoon OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS DOT'S A PUZZLEMENT I VUZ INWITED TO DER QUEEN'S ANNUAL PICNIC ... .UND SINCE YOU CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO FORECAST DER VEDDER MIT YER BUNYANS... BY HY EISMAN ...ISS DER VEDDER GONNA STAY SUNNY SO I KIN VEAR MINE NEW HAT? MINE BUNYANS HEF NEFFER FAILED! MINE FORECASTS VUZ DER TALK UF DER FLEET! DOT BUNYAN SEZ IT VILL STAY SUNNY ALL AFTERNOON! Hy ESMAN 2-23 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ? BAROOM BUT DOT VUN SEZ RAIN! BAH! KATZENJAMMER KIDS DOT'S A PUZZLEMENT I VUZ INWITED TO DER QUEEN'S ANNUAL PICNIC ... .UND SINCE YOU CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO FORECAST DER VEDDER MIT YER BUNYANS ... BY HY EISMAN ... ISS DER VEDDER GONNA STAY SUNNY SO I KIN VEAR MINE NEW HAT ? MINE BUNYANS HEF NEFFER FAILED ! MINE FORECASTS VUZ DER TALK UF DER FLEET ! DOT BUNYAN SEZ IT VILL STAY SUNNY ALL AFTERNOON ! Hy ESMAN 2-23 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . ? BAROOM BUT DOT VUN SEZ RAIN ! BAH !
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Publication OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS I'M SURE IT'S JUST YOUR IMAGINATION... m News COME UND I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU'RE BEING UNDULY ALARMED! I'M TELL'INK YOU DER CAPTAIN ISS ACT'INK WERY STRANGE LATELY! I'M SURE IT'S NO STRANGER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S BEHAVIOR! VANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICKCAPTAIN? VEN VE SAY DER MAGIC VORDSDER RABBIT UND CHICKEN VILL SVITCH HANDS! HOW DO VE DO DOT? OKAY BY HY EISMAN HOLD DISS TOY RABBIT IN VUN HAND... "" UND DISS TOY CHICKEN IN DER ODDER! VE'LL OMIGOSH! I DON'T REMEMBER... BE LET'S LOOK RIGHT IN DER BOOK BACK! 1997 by King Features Syndicate. Inc. World rights reserved. SMAN 12-16 ????? I'M CALLINK DER DOCTOR ???? KATZENJAMMER KIDS I'M SURE IT'S JUST YOUR IMAGINATION ... m News COME UND I'LL SHOW YOU ! YOU'RE BEING UNDULY ALARMED ! I'M TELL'INK YOU DER CAPTAIN ISS ACT'INK WERY STRANGE LATELY ! I'M SURE IT'S NO STRANGER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S BEHAVIOR ! VANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICKCAPTAIN ? VEN VE SAY DER MAGIC VORDSDER RABBIT UND CHICKEN VILL SVITCH HANDS ! HOW DO VE DO DOT ? OKAY BY HY EISMAN HOLD DISS TOY RABBIT IN VUN HAND ... " " UND DISS TOY CHICKEN IN DER ODDER ! VE'LL OMIGOSH ! I DON'T REMEMBER ... BE LET'S LOOK RIGHT IN DER BOOK BACK ! 1997 by King Features Syndicate . Inc. World rights reserved . SMAN 12-16 ????? I'M CALLINK DER DOCTOR ????
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Sun, February 2, 2025

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Publication OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS I DON'T REMEMBER DER LAST TIME I FELT DISS LOUSY." DAT'S IT. DAT'S DER LAST TIME I GO TO VUN UF DER KINK'S BARBEQUES! DERE IT GOES! DER BELLY ISS COMPLAIN'INK......LIKE NO VUN EFFER ATE FIFE DOZEN SPARERIBS BEFORE.! BY HY EISMAN NOW IT'S MY HEAD......CHUST 'CUZ I DRANK TWO GALLONS UF HARD CIDER.! UH-OH! I KNEW DAT VOULD HEPPEN... ...NOW DER FEETS ISS GIFF'INK ME GRIEF... ...UND I ONLY DANCED DER POLKA FER SIX HOURS! DAT DUZ ITGUYS... Hy EPSMAN 2-2 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. * NEX' TIME I'M INWITED ENYVHERE I'M GO'INK MITOUT YOU! KATZENJAMMER KIDS I DON'T REMEMBER DER LAST TIME I FELT DISS LOUSY . " DAT'S IT . DAT'S DER LAST TIME I GO TO VUN UF DER KINK'S BARBEQUES ! DERE IT GOES ! DER BELLY ISS COMPLAIN'INK ...... LIKE NO VUN EFFER ATE FIFE DOZEN SPARERIBS BEFORE . ! BY HY EISMAN NOW IT'S MY HEAD ...... CHUST ' CUZ I DRANK TWO GALLONS UF HARD CIDER . ! UH - OH ! I KNEW DAT VOULD HEPPEN ... ... NOW DER FEETS ISS GIFF'INK ME GRIEF ... ... UND I ONLY DANCED DER POLKA FER SIX HOURS ! DAT DUZ ITGUYS ... Hy EPSMAN 2-2 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . * NEX ' TIME I'M INWITED ENYVHERE I'M GO'INK MITOUT YOU !
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Sun, January 26, 2025

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Comic book OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS NO! YOU CAN'T PLAY MIT US LENA! VE ISS IN OUTER SPACE... ... UND VE DON'T NEED NO GORLS IN DER SPACE SHIP! COMMANDER FRITZ TO EART STATION... VE ISS COM'INK BACK... NO VE AIN'T... I AIN'T VALKED IN SPACE YET! BY HY EISMAN VE ISS RUN'INK LOW ON FUEL! VE GOT PLENTY FUEL... UND I'M GO'INK TO VALK! DER WHOLE IDEA UF COM'INK ALL DER VAY UP HERE ISS TO CHECK OUT VOT IT'S LIKE TO VALK IN SPACE! YOU KIN VALK IF YA VANT TOBUT I'M GO'INK BACK... YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T GO BACK VHILE I'M OUT DERE VALK'INK! PREPARE FER RE-ENTRY! W I'M DER COMMANDER UND I MAKE DER RULES! NOT IF I TAKE DOT STICK AVAY FROM YOU! ??? OOF Hy EISMAN 1-26 WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOINGLENA? MINISTERING TO THESE SPACEMEN... THEY DIDN'T SURVIVE THEIR RE-ENTRY PROBLEM! 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. KATZENJAMMER KIDS NO ! YOU CAN'T PLAY MIT US LENA ! VE ISS IN OUTER SPACE ... ... UND VE DON'T NEED NO GORLS IN DER SPACE SHIP ! COMMANDER FRITZ TO EART STATION ... VE ISS COM'INK BACK ... NO VE AIN'T ... I AIN'T VALKED IN SPACE YET ! BY HY EISMAN VE ISS RUN'INK LOW ON FUEL ! VE GOT PLENTY FUEL ... UND I'M GO'INK TO VALK ! DER WHOLE IDEA UF COM'INK ALL DER VAY UP HERE ISS TO CHECK OUT VOT IT'S LIKE TO VALK IN SPACE ! YOU KIN VALK IF YA VANT TOBUT I'M GO'INK BACK ... YOU IDIOT ! YOU CAN'T GO BACK VHILE I'M OUT DERE VALK'INK ! PREPARE FER RE - ENTRY ! W I'M DER COMMANDER UND I MAKE DER RULES ! NOT IF I TAKE DOT STICK AVAY FROM YOU ! ??? OOF Hy EISMAN 1-26 WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOINGLENA ? MINISTERING TO THESE SPACEMEN ... THEY DIDN'T SURVIVE THEIR RE - ENTRY PROBLEM ! 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Sun, January 19, 2025

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Comic book OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS HERE'S A BOIT' DAY CARD FROM YER COUSIN OTTO ALL DER VAY FROM DER OLD COUNTRY... HAH! I HEFN'T HOID FROM HIM IN TVENNY YEARS! HE'S PROB'LY NEX'VEEK` SOFTEN INK ME UP FER A MAJOR TOUCH... I'LL GET DER "HOW 'BOUT A LIDDLE LOAN...! LETTER BY HY EISMAN HE SEZ HE'LL BE CELEBRATIN' HIS OWN BOIT'DAY FRIDAY UND IT REMINDED HIM UF MINE... ...VOTA. PHONEY! SUM'TINK FELL OUT UF DER ONVELOPE IT'S A CLIP'INK FROM A NEWS- PAPER... ACH!HIMMEL! DEY STRUCK OIL ON DER LAND VOT HE OWNS! GREETING CARDS • NOVELTIES GIFTS . AIN'T YOU GOT ANYT'INK MORE OXPENSIVE- LOOK'INK DEN DESE? ? ESMAN 1-19 ROYAL TRADING POST 1997 by King Features Syndicate. Inc. World rights reserved. KATZENJAMMER KIDS HERE'S A BOIT ' DAY CARD FROM YER COUSIN OTTO ALL DER VAY FROM DER OLD COUNTRY ... HAH ! I HEFN'T HOID FROM HIM IN TVENNY YEARS ! HE'S PROB'LY NEX'VEEK` SOFTEN INK ME UP FER A MAJOR TOUCH ... I'LL GET DER " HOW ' BOUT A LIDDLE LOAN ... ! LETTER BY HY EISMAN HE SEZ HE'LL BE CELEBRATIN ' HIS OWN BOIT'DAY FRIDAY UND IT REMINDED HIM UF MINE ... ... VOTA . PHONEY ! SUM'TINK FELL OUT UF DER ONVELOPE IT'S A CLIP'INK FROM A NEWS- PAPER ... ACH ! HIMMEL ! DEY STRUCK OIL ON DER LAND VOT HE OWNS ! GREETING CARDS • NOVELTIES GIFTS . AIN'T YOU GOT ANYT'INK MORE OXPENSIVE- LOOK'INK DEN DESE ? ? ESMAN 1-19 ROYAL TRADING POST 1997 by King Features Syndicate . Inc. World rights reserved .
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Sun, January 12, 2025

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Comic book OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS LIFF'INK HERE YOU VOULD NEFFER KNOW DOT IT'S JANUARY! BACK IN DER OLD COUNTRY DERE VUZ SNOW! DOT'S VOT I MISS DER MOST... DER SNOW! "EFRYT'INK VUZ COVERED MIT DER VHITE SNOW... IT VUZ BEE-YOOTYFOOL!" BY HY EISMAN "YAH! BUT DEN DER BRATS VOULD COME OUT TO PLAY.< Jum ?? ??? SNEAK UP BEHIND ME... UND DEY VOULD KNOCK OFF DER HAT MIT SNOWBALLS."" EISMAN 7 1-12 ? 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved I STILL T'INK DEY VUZ VUNDERFUL DAYS! COME TO T'INK UF IT... MAYBE DER SNOWBALLS VUZN'T SO BAD! 3 3 M KATZENJAMMER KIDS LIFF'INK HERE YOU VOULD NEFFER KNOW DOT IT'S JANUARY ! BACK IN DER OLD COUNTRY DERE VUZ SNOW ! DOT'S VOT I MISS DER MOST ... DER SNOW ! " EFRYT'INK VUZ COVERED MIT DER VHITE SNOW ... IT VUZ BEE - YOOTYFOOL ! " BY HY EISMAN " YAH ! BUT DEN DER BRATS VOULD COME OUT TO PLAY . < Jum ? ? ??? SNEAK UP BEHIND ME ... UND DEY VOULD KNOCK OFF DER HAT MIT SNOWBALLS . " " EISMAN 7 1-12 ? 1997 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved I STILL T'INK DEY VUZ VUNDERFUL DAYS ! COME TO T'INK UF IT ... MAYBE DER SNOWBALLS VUZN'T SO BAD ! 3 3 M
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Sun, January 5, 2025

Katzenjammer Kids

Pleased OCR: KATZENJAMMER KIDS (OWITCH!) VOT HEPPENED GLUE YOU GOT DER SCISSORS ZZZZ ZZZ DO YOU GOT DER GLUE? www. pakan Jun NNN 2424 NNN SUMTIMES I VISH 1 DIN'T HEF DISS BEARD! I STEP'T ON MINE BEARD! I VISH I HAD DOT ON DER TOP UFF MINE HEAD IT'S ALL VHITE HAIR! BY HY EISMAN I VOULDN'T CARE... HAIR ISS HAIR! MAYBE VE KIN MAKE DERE VISHES COME TRUE! VILL DEY PRECIATE VOT VE DID? Madlen ACH!VHERE'S YER BEARD? ON YER HEAD! OHHANSY ... UND FRITZIE NO! ?? 1997 by King Features SynoicateInc. World rights reserved. EISMAN | 1-5 NOW VOT DO DEY HEF TO COMPLAIN ABOUT? KATZENJAMMER KIDS ( OWITCH ! ) VOT HEPPENED GLUE YOU GOT DER SCISSORS ZZZZ ZZZ DO YOU GOT DER GLUE ? www . pakan Jun NNN 2424 NNN SUMTIMES I VISH 1 DIN'T HEF DISS BEARD ! I STEP'T ON MINE BEARD ! I VISH I HAD DOT ON DER TOP UFF MINE HEAD IT'S ALL VHITE HAIR ! BY HY EISMAN I VOULDN'T CARE ... HAIR ISS HAIR ! MAYBE VE KIN MAKE DERE VISHES COME TRUE ! VILL DEY PRECIATE VOT VE DID ? Madlen ACH ! VHERE'S YER BEARD ? ON YER HEAD ! OHHANSY ... UND FRITZIE NO ! ?? 1997 by King Features SynoicateInc. World rights reserved . EISMAN | 1-5 NOW VOT DO DEY HEF TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ?
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