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Eye Lie Popeye - Fri, June 6, 2025

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S1 • Ep 05: The Jade Witch Rises

Fri, June 6, 2025

Hero OCR: I MADE MY DEAL BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSSO SCRAM BURGER BOY! I BEG YOUR PARDON?! WELLMISS P'TOOTY DELT WITH US FIRST! SHUT UP! P'TOOTYWHEN SHOULD I EXPECT YA FOR MY SHOOT? I MADE MY DEAL BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSSO SCRAM BURGER BOY ! I BEG YOUR PARDON ?! WELLMISS P'TOOTY DELT WITH US FIRST ! SHUT UP ! P'TOOTYWHEN SHOULD I EXPECT YA FOR MY SHOOT ?
Hero OCR: WHAT ABOUT MY BURGER? I SAID SHUT WELLI WOULDN'TSK MINDS TELLING ME OWN STORY Y'KNOW. WHAT ABOUT MY BURGER ? I SAID SHUT WELLI WOULDN'TSK MINDS TELLING ME OWN STORY Y'KNOW .
Comic book OCR: UP!! ALL OF YOU! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WASTE OF TIME. WHERE IS THE EYE POPEYE? UHH... MISS P'TOOTY... DID YOU MEAN TO SAY "HOW" HE LOST HIS EYE? ????CAUSE YA SAID "WHERE" JUST'SK NOWUP !! ALL OF YOU ! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WASTE OF TIME . WHERE IS THE EYE POPEYE ? UHH ... MISS P'TOOTY ... DID YOU MEAN TO SAY " HOW " HE LOST HIS EYE ? ????CAUSE YA SAID " WHERE " JUST'SK NOW
Publication OCR: Ma YOU HEARD ME RIGHT FOLKS. I'VE LISTENED TO ENOUGH OF YOUR SILLY STORIES TO KNOW THAT I WON'T GET TO THE TRUTH BY WAY OF FLASHBACKS. AND YOU CAN DROP THE "MISS" OLIVE. YOU MAY CALL ME P'TOOTY THE JADE WITCH! Ma YOU HEARD ME RIGHT FOLKS . I'VE LISTENED TO ENOUGH OF YOUR SILLY STORIES TO KNOW THAT I WON'T GET TO THE TRUTH BY WAY OF FLASHBACKS . AND YOU CAN DROP THE " MISS " OLIVE . YOU MAY CALL ME P'TOOTY THE JADE WITCH !
Publication OCR: AS YOU'VE HOPEFULLY REALIZED BY NOWI'VE BEEN SENT BY THE ELDER WITCHTHE SEA HAG! SURPRIIISE! AND YESI'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF LOCATING AND DESTROYING EACH AND EVERY CAN OF SPINACH YOU'VE HID AROUND AS YOU'VE HOPEFULLY REALIZED BY NOWI'VE BEEN SENT BY THE ELDER WITCHTHE SEA HAG ! SURPRIIISE ! AND YESI'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF LOCATING AND DESTROYING EACH AND EVERY CAN OF SPINACH YOU'VE HID AROUND
Pleased OCR: THIS DUMP USING MY MAGIC. EVEN THAT EMERGENCY CAN YOU KEEP IN YOUR LIL SHIRT COLLARI GOT THAT ONE WHEN WE SHOOK HANDS. THIS DUMP USING MY MAGIC . EVEN THAT EMERGENCY CAN YOU KEEP IN YOUR LIL SHIRT COLLARI GOT THAT ONE WHEN WE SHOOK HANDS .
Publication OCR: BLOW ME DOWN! NOT'SK ALL ME SPINACH!! THAT'S RIGHT. AND SEEING AS YOU WON'T TELL ME WHERE YOU'VE HIDDEN THE BEJEWELED EYEIT WOULD SEEM YOU'VE CHOSEN A MUCH HARSHER PATH TO RUIN. TIMES UP SAILOR-MAN. FAREWELL. / WON'T ASK YOU THIS BUT ONCE POPEYE. BLOW ME DOWN ! NOT'SK ALL ME SPINACH !! THAT'S RIGHT . AND SEEING AS YOU WON'T TELL ME WHERE YOU'VE HIDDEN THE BEJEWELED EYEIT WOULD SEEM YOU'VE CHOSEN A MUCH HARSHER PATH TO RUIN . TIMES UP SAILOR - MAN . FAREWELL . / WON'T ASK YOU THIS BUT ONCE POPEYE .
Screenshot OCR: WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE BEJEWELED EYE OF HAGGERYAND WHERE IS THE JEEP? WHISK THIS. IS THAT BLOB TALK'N TO ME? THIS IS WHY I BEAT PEOPLE UP. WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE BEJEWELED EYE OF HAGGERYAND WHERE IS THE JEEP ? WHISK THIS . IS THAT BLOB TALK'N TO ME ? THIS IS WHY I BEAT PEOPLE UP .
Graphics OCR: TO BE CONTINUED... TO BE CONTINUED ...
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