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Eye Lie Popeye - May 23, 2025

By Marcus Williams

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S1 • Ep 03: Bluto’s Big Fish Tale

Fri, May 23, 2025

Publication OCR: AND THAT'S HOW POPEYE LOST HIS EYE! THE END! AS ENTERTAINING AND SILLY AS THAT WAS OLIVETHAT AIN'T HOW THE RUNT LOST HIS EYE. WAIT! SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU KNOW HOW POPEYE LOST HIS EYE TOO? AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE? AWW SHUCKS. BLUTO'S THE NAME SWEETHEARTAND YOU BET YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HAT I KNOW HOW THIS TWERP LOST HIS EYE. AND THAT'S HOW POPEYE LOST HIS EYE ! THE END ! AS ENTERTAINING AND SILLY AS THAT WAS OLIVETHAT AIN'T HOW THE RUNT LOST HIS EYE . WAIT ! SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU KNOW HOW POPEYE LOST HIS EYE TOO ? AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE ? AWW SHUCKS . BLUTO'S THE NAME SWEETHEARTAND YOU BET YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HAT I KNOW HOW THIS TWERP LOST HIS EYE .
Hero OCR: SMOOCH CAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO DONE IT. SMOOCH CAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO DONE IT .
Comedy OCR: NOW HOLDS ON A MINUTE YA LOW DOWN LYIN'-- AND THE ONLY WAY I'M SPILLIN' THE BEANS IS IF I GET MY PICTURE TAKEN FOR THAT ARTICLE. IN FRONT OF MY TUGBOAT SHOP THAT IS! WHOABOYS! a WELLI CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THE TRUTH. IF YOU CAN PROVIDE THE DETAILSI'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THAT PHOTO. DEAL? NOW HOLDS ON A MINUTE YA LOW DOWN LYIN ' -- AND THE ONLY WAY I'M SPILLIN ' THE BEANS IS IF I GET MY PICTURE TAKEN FOR THAT ARTICLE . IN FRONT OF MY TUGBOAT SHOP THAT IS ! WHOABOYS ! a WELLI CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THE TRUTH . IF YOU CAN PROVIDE THE DETAILSI'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THAT PHOTO . DEAL ?
Comic book OCR: SIT BACKAND I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW IT ALL HAPPENED. TEACHIN' SQUARES HOW TO SWIM. WHYI REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. IT ALL STARTED ON AN AVERAGE AFTERNOONWITH ME DOIN' MY DAILY GOOD SAMARITAN DUTIES AROUND THE SHORE. SIT BACKAND I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW IT ALL HAPPENED . TEACHIN ' SQUARES HOW TO SWIM . WHYI REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY . IT ALL STARTED ON AN AVERAGE AFTERNOONWITH ME DOIN ' MY DAILY GOOD SAMARITAN DUTIES AROUND THE SHORE .
Barechestedness OCR: Y'KNOWLIFEGUARD VOLUNTEER DUTIES. RESCUIN' DAMES FROM DROWNIN' AND SUCHREALLY REWARDIN' WORK THAT ISTRULY. NI Y'KNOWLIFEGUARD VOLUNTEER DUTIES . RESCUIN ' DAMES FROM DROWNIN ' AND SUCHREALLY REWARDIN ' WORK THAT ISTRULY . NI
Hero OCR: AND OF COURSEENCOURAGIN' LITTLE KIDS TO STAY IN SCHOOL AND EAT THEIR VEGGIES. OF ALLS THE COCKAMAMIE FISH TALES-- SHUT IT RUNT! AND OF COURSEENCOURAGIN ' LITTLE KIDS TO STAY IN SCHOOL AND EAT THEIR VEGGIES . OF ALLS THE COCKAMAMIE FISH TALES-- SHUT IT RUNT !
Boating OCR: LIKE I WAS SAYIN'AFTER ALL OF MY GREAT SAMARITAN WORK ALONG THE SHORE... LIKE I WAS SAYIN 'AFTER ALL OF MY GREAT SAMARITAN WORK ALONG THE SHORE ...
Clip art OCR: WHILE I'M OUT ON THE WATER IN MY AMAZIN' TUGBOAT DOING MY JOB... I GET A MAYDAY CALL ON MY RADIO ASKIN' FOR HELP. WHILE I'M OUT ON THE WATER IN MY AMAZIN ' TUGBOAT DOING MY JOB ... I GET A MAYDAY CALL ON MY RADIO ASKIN ' FOR HELP .
Clip art OCR: SCANNIN' MY SURROUNDIN'SI QUICKLY SPOT THE POOR SAP ON THE HORIZON. NOT ONLY WAS THIS LOSER'S SHIP SINKIN'... SCANNIN ' MY SURROUNDIN'SI QUICKLY SPOT THE POOR SAP ON THE HORIZON . NOT ONLY WAS THIS LOSER'S SHIP SINKIN ' ...
Publication OCR: IT WAS BEING ATTACKED BY ONE OF THE BIGGEST GIANT SQUID I'VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON. AND TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN WORSE... 00 M TO NO SURPRISEPOPEYE WAS IN A LOSIN' BATTLE WITH THE BEAST! IT WAS UP TO ME TO SAVE THE DAY OBVIOUSLY. ME BEING THE CAPABLE SAILOR IT WAS BEING ATTACKED BY ONE OF THE BIGGEST GIANT SQUID I'VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON . AND TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN WORSE ... 00 M TO NO SURPRISEPOPEYE WAS IN A LOSIN ' BATTLE WITH THE BEAST ! IT WAS UP TO ME TO SAVE THE DAY OBVIOUSLY . ME BEING THE CAPABLE SAILOR
Animation OCR: THAT I AMI SPRANG INTO ACTION WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT FOR MY OWN SAFETY OF COURSE. BEFORE YOU KNEW ITME AND THAT BEAST WERE FACE TO FACESTARIN' EYE TO EYE! 100 100 REAL HEROIC STUFF Y'KNOW. 0.0 NEITHER OF US WERE BACKIN' DOWN FROM THIS FIGHT. THAT I AMI SPRANG INTO ACTION WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT FOR MY OWN SAFETY OF COURSE . BEFORE YOU KNEW ITME AND THAT BEAST WERE FACE TO FACESTARIN ' EYE TO EYE ! 100 100 REAL HEROIC STUFF Y'KNOW . 0.0 NEITHER OF US WERE BACKIN ' DOWN FROM THIS FIGHT .
Humour OCR: BUT WHAT IT DIDN'T KNOWWAS THAT ALL MY YEARS OF BATTLE EXPERIENCE HAD PREPARED ME FOR ANYTHIN' THIS OLD OCEAN CAN EVER DREAM OF THROWIN' AT ME! HANK AND THAT SQUID WAS GONNA LEARN TO FEAR THE NAMEBLUTO THAT DAY! RIGHT AS I WAS POISED TO DELIVER THE KILLIN' BLOWTHE BEAST MOVED POPEYE IN-BETWEEN US. I GUESS IT THOUGHT THE TWERP WAS A PROPER SHIELDAS IF I WOULDN'T THROW MY PUNCH TO IR HITTIN' HIM. BUT WHAT IT DIDN'T KNOWWAS THAT ALL MY YEARS OF BATTLE EXPERIENCE HAD PREPARED ME FOR ANYTHIN ' THIS OLD OCEAN CAN EVER DREAM OF THROWIN ' AT ME ! HANK AND THAT SQUID WAS GONNA LEARN TO FEAR THE NAMEBLUTO THAT DAY ! RIGHT AS I WAS POISED TO DELIVER THE KILLIN ' BLOWTHE BEAST MOVED POPEYE IN - BETWEEN US . I GUESS IT THOUGHT THE TWERP WAS A PROPER SHIELDAS IF I WOULDN'T THROW MY PUNCH TO IR HITTIN ' HIM .
Poster OCR: OHHOW VERY WRONG IT WAS! HEHHEH. I MADE SURE TO PUT EVERYTHIN' I HAD INTO THAT PUNCH! POPEYE'S HEAD WAS THE PERFECT ROCK TO HAMMER INTO THAT SQUIDS' CRANIUIM! I SENT THAT OVERGROWN CALAMARI PACKIN' WITH ITS TAIL BETWEEN ITS TEN LEGS! NATURALLY. I HIT POPEYE SO OHHOW VERY WRONG IT WAS ! HEHHEH . I MADE SURE TO PUT EVERYTHIN ' I HAD INTO THAT PUNCH ! POPEYE'S HEAD WAS THE PERFECT ROCK TO HAMMER INTO THAT SQUIDS ' CRANIUIM ! I SENT THAT OVERGROWN CALAMARI PACKIN ' WITH ITS TAIL BETWEEN ITS TEN LEGS ! NATURALLY . I HIT POPEYE SO
Pleased OCR: HARD THAT I POPPED HIS EYE OUT. GET IT? POP-EYE! HEH HEH. I SPECIFICALLY RECALL THE EXACT DETAILS REGARDING THE EVENT OF POPEYE LOSING HIS EYE. I WILL GLADLY SHARE THOSE DETAILS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE HAMBURGER! SORRYBUT I BEG TO DIFFER. HARD THAT I POPPED HIS EYE OUT . GET IT ? POP - EYE ! HEH HEH . I SPECIFICALLY RECALL THE EXACT DETAILS REGARDING THE EVENT OF POPEYE LOSING HIS EYE . I WILL GLADLY SHARE THOSE DETAILS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE HAMBURGER ! SORRYBUT I BEG TO DIFFER .
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