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Beetle Bailey - Tue, September 1, 2026

By Mort Walker

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Tue, September 1, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Line art OCR: 9/1 OOPS 9/1 OOPS
Animated cartoon OCR: ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Humour OCR: LIKE IT NEVER ? HAPPENED ? ??? GREG + MORT WALKER LIKE IT NEVER ? HAPPENED ? ??? GREG + MORT WALKER
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Mon, August 31, 2026

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Pleased OCR: DO YOU KNOW "MURPHY'S LAW"? "ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG" 8/31 GREG + MORT WALKER ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. DO YOU KNOW " MURPHY'S LAW " ? " ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG " 8/31 GREG + MORT WALKER © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Fiction OCR: “EVERYTHING WILL ALWAYS GO WRONG'IS "BEETLE'S LAW" BE M “ EVERYTHING WILL ALWAYS GO WRONG'IS " BEETLE'S LAW " BE M
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Sun, August 30, 2026

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Publication OCR: Mort Walker's beetle bailey I'LL HAVE THE SORRYWE JUST SPECIAL SERVED THE THEN YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING II >>> MAMA ROSA'S O O O O LAST ONE I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN I LIKE THE SPECIAL ITHOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING WHAT YOU EAT I PROMISE TO LOOK AT EVERY BITE DESSERT £ MAMA ROSA'S I REALLY HAD MY HEART SET ON THAT GREG MORT WALKER ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. DESSERT I MAMA ROSA'S AM I YOUR BEST CUSTOMER? UM... YES LET ME TAKE THAT FOR YOU BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT YET 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8/30 Mort Walker's beetle bailey I'LL HAVE THE SORRYWE JUST SPECIAL SERVED THE THEN YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING II >>> MAMA ROSA'S O O O O LAST ONE I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN I LIKE THE SPECIAL ITHOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING WHAT YOU EAT I PROMISE TO LOOK AT EVERY BITE DESSERT £ MAMA ROSA'S I REALLY HAD MY HEART SET ON THAT GREG MORT WALKER © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . DESSERT I MAMA ROSA'S AM I YOUR BEST CUSTOMER ? UM ... YES LET ME TAKE THAT FOR YOU BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT YET 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8/30
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Sat, August 29, 2026

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Fiction OCR: CHIPS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DRUNK DEER? ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. CHIPS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DRUNK DEER ? © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Military uniform OCR: CHIPS THEY GET INTOXICATED BY EATING FERMENTED FRUIT GREG + MORT WALKER 8/29 CAN'T HOLD THEIR LIQUOR CHIPS THEY GET INTOXICATED BY EATING FERMENTED FRUIT GREG + MORT WALKER 8/29 CAN'T HOLD THEIR LIQUOR
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Fri, August 28, 2026

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Photo caption OCR: I EXPECT YOU ALL TO RECONVENE AT 1300 HOURS ???? I EXPECT YOU ALL TO RECONVENE AT 1300 HOURS ????
Publication OCR: SHOULDN'T I HAVE A SEAT AT THE TABLE? ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. 18/28 5 GREG +MORT WALKER SHOULDN'T I HAVE A SEAT AT THE TABLE ? © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . 18/28 5 GREG + MORT WALKER
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Thu, August 27, 2026

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Line art OCR: YOU CAN'T FIT A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE... GREG + MORT WALKER ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. YOU CAN'T FIT A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE ... GREG + MORT WALKER © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Comics OCR: BUT YOU COULD TRY PUTTING A SQUARE MEAL IN THAT ROUND BELLY LIKE A TAVERN- STYLE PIZZA 8/27 BUT YOU COULD TRY PUTTING A SQUARE MEAL IN THAT ROUND BELLY LIKE A TAVERN- STYLE PIZZA 8/27
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Wed, August 26, 2026

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Businessperson OCR: HERE'S THE NEW CHAIRI ORDERED. IT'S A BESPOKE EXAMPLE OF THE CLASSIC OFFICE CHAIR HERE'S THE NEW CHAIRI ORDERED . IT'S A BESPOKE EXAMPLE OF THE CLASSIC OFFICE CHAIR
Animated cartoon OCR: ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. WHAT DOES "BESPOKE MEAN? I DON'T KNOWBUT IT SOUNDS FANCY 8/26 GREGT MORT WALKER © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . WHAT DOES " BESPOKE MEAN ? I DON'T KNOWBUT IT SOUNDS FANCY 8/26 GREGT MORT WALKER
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Tue, August 25, 2026

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Animation OCR: 8125 FACE ONCE SAID... AS THE SMILEY ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. 8125 FACE ONCE SAID ... AS THE SMILEY © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Photo caption OCR: "HAVE A NICE DAY" I'LL BET THAT ISN'T IN BARTLETT'S QUOTATIONS GREG + MORT WALKER " HAVE A NICE DAY " I'LL BET THAT ISN'T IN BARTLETT'S QUOTATIONS GREG + MORT WALKER
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Mon, August 24, 2026

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Animated cartoon OCR: GREG + MORT WALKER 8/24 CHOW DOWN! LET'S GO MEN! ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. GREG + MORT WALKER 8/24 CHOW DOWN ! LET'S GO MEN ! © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Food OCR: THE MORE YOU EAT TONIGHTTHE FEWER THE LEFTOVERS THE MORE YOU EAT TONIGHTTHE FEWER THE LEFTOVERS
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Sun, August 23, 2026

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Publication OCR: Mort Walker's UGH! MY TENT IS LIKE AN OVEN! MY WATCH- ISN'T BEETLE PACKING HE'S CUTTING IT CLOSE BAND MELTED UP? beetle bailey TAP TAP TAP N WE'RE MOVING OUT BEETLE! 8/23 HEY! WAIT FOR ME! TOO LATEYOU'RE UBER WALKING BACK C2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. IT'S TOO HOT! I'LL BURN UP! GREG +MORT WALKER { Mort Walker's UGH ! MY TENT IS LIKE AN OVEN ! MY WATCH- ISN'T BEETLE PACKING HE'S CUTTING IT CLOSE BAND MELTED UP ? beetle bailey TAP TAP TAP N WE'RE MOVING OUT BEETLE ! 8/23 HEY ! WAIT FOR ME ! TOO LATEYOU'RE UBER WALKING BACK C2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . IT'S TOO HOT ! I'LL BURN UP ! GREG + MORT WALKER {
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