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Wed, July 10, 2024

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Happy OCR: With caller ID and spam risk filtersno one answers a cold call anymore. You have reached the voicemail of... 2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Click And if they do answerthey are some kind of weirdo you don't want to talk to. You sound hot. Are you married? #sales With caller ID and spam risk filtersno one answers a cold call anymore . You have reached the voicemail of ... 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Click And if they do answerthey are some kind of weirdo you don't want to talk to . You sound hot . Are you married ? #sales
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Wed, July 3, 2024

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Rectangle OCR: Deborah's Top New Year's Resolutions for Sales Reps: 1. Stop using breasts to sell. 2. Start using breasts to CLOSE. #sales Sign here if you like what you see. CONTRACT 2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Deborah's Top New Year's Resolutions for Sales Reps : 1. Stop using breasts to sell . 2. Start using breasts to CLOSE . #sales Sign here if you like what you see . CONTRACT 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, June 26, 2024

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Diagram OCR: How a marketing person asks someone out for dinner. #sales EMAIL TRISH NO EMAIL DEB NO YES DINNER DATE YES EMAIL ABBY END END 2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate How a marketing person asks someone out for dinner . #sales EMAIL TRISH NO EMAIL DEB NO YES DINNER DATE YES EMAIL ABBY END END 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, June 19, 2024

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Pleased OCR: Working in sales IS hellso there is really only one punishment that hell can dish out. #sales Herethis phone only has LinkedIn and the only posts are inspirational sales quotes from stupid sales reps who think they know everything. 0 2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Working in sales IS hellso there is really only one punishment that hell can dish out . #sales Herethis phone only has LinkedIn and the only posts are inspirational sales quotes from stupid sales reps who think they know everything . 0 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, June 12, 2024

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Illustration OCR: When your last sales call ends at 4:10 PMyou need to find a bar where no one can see your car. Sales Tip - Deborah #sales ©2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate When your last sales call ends at 4:10 PMyou need to find a bar where no one can see your car . Sales Tip - Deborah #sales © 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, June 5, 2024

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Child OCR: Even marketing peeps don't know all of the stupid marketing acronyms. #sales Do you know the CPA on the last campaign? It seems the CR was low which is going to make the CPL way too high. Ummmmmmm. 2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Even marketing peeps don't know all of the stupid marketing acronyms . #sales Do you know the CPA on the last campaign ? It seems the CR was low which is going to make the CPL way too high . Ummmmmmm . 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, May 29, 2024

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Drawing OCR: It doesn't matter who gets the credit for a sale as long as it's you. #sales ©2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate It doesn't matter who gets the credit for a sale as long as it's you . #sales © 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, May 22, 2024

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Art OCR: Being there for your reps is important AND annoying. #sales I have to leave early tomorrow. My son has soccer practice and my husband can't take him because he hurt his back. And to make matters worseour basement flooded over the weekend so I have to to tear up the carpet and remove the padding all by myself. Ughbut I promise I will update my calls before the end of this week. Ohand I have to take a half-day though on Friday because.... ©2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Being there for your reps is important AND annoying . #sales I have to leave early tomorrow . My son has soccer practice and my husband can't take him because he hurt his back . And to make matters worseour basement flooded over the weekend so I have to to tear up the carpet and remove the padding all by myself . Ughbut I promise I will update my calls before the end of this week . Ohand I have to take a half - day though on Friday because .... © 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, May 15, 2024

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Conversation OCR: Creating a solution for a customer is easier if they are on your fantasy football team. Sales tip - Matty #sales You need a quarterback. I'll make a trade if you order our new line of packing tape. 10 ©2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Creating a solution for a customer is easier if they are on your fantasy football team . Sales tip - Matty #sales You need a quarterback . I'll make a trade if you order our new line of packing tape . 10 © 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, May 8, 2024

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Fictional character OCR: WOULD YOU RATHER... Watch a movie with someone who says the lines out loud seconds before they are said in the movie.... ...or be on a conference call at 4:30 PM on a Friday and there is no end in sight. You're Abe Fromanthe sausage king of Chicago? You're Abe Fromanthe sausage king of Chicago? 2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate I want to go around and have everyone tell me about one good win you had this week. #sales WOULD YOU RATHER ... Watch a movie with someone who says the lines out loud seconds before they are said in the movie .... ... or be on a conference call at 4:30 PM on a Friday and there is no end in sight . You're Abe Fromanthe sausage king of Chicago ? You're Abe Fromanthe sausage king of Chicago ? 2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate I want to go around and have everyone tell me about one good win you had this week . #sales
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