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Wed, March 22, 2023

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Comics OCR: SALES DIRECTOR(S) All Sales Directors have 3 different personality monsters living inside of them. #1 - The "I trust you" monster I'm not here to micro- manage. I want you to spend your day in whatever way helps you be the most productive. #sales ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate #2 - The "Whatever you need" monster Let me know if you need anything or if you need me to do something. Keep up the good work! #3 - The "C-Suite meeting is on Monday" monster YOU NEED TO HIT YOUR NUMBERS BY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A MONSTER!! SALES DIRECTOR ( S ) All Sales Directors have 3 different personality monsters living inside of them . # 1 - The " I trust you " monster I'm not here to micro manage . I want you to spend your day in whatever way helps you be the most productive . #sales ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate # 2 - The " Whatever you need " monster Let me know if you need anything or if you need me to do something . Keep up the good work ! # 3 - The " C - Suite meeting is on Monday " monster YOU NEED TO HIT YOUR NUMBERS BY FRIDAY !!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A MONSTER !!
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Wed, March 15, 2023

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Illustration OCR: ON-HOLD MASSAGE One of the KPIs for the customer service department is on-hold times. Thank you for calling Shiplt Inc.! #sales So it's important they quickly get the information they need... My name is Sheila. How can I help you today? Yeahhi... I'm looking for GreatI'll transfer you right away! ...and pass them on to somebody else and let them worry about it. Do you want a pizza or notpal? IP Paulie's Pizza uhhhsure. ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate ON - HOLD MASSAGE One of the KPIs for the customer service department is on - hold times . Thank you for calling Shiplt Inc. ! #sales So it's important they quickly get the information they need ... My name is Sheila . How can I help you today ? Yeahhi ... I'm looking for GreatI'll transfer you right away ! ... and pass them on to somebody else and let them worry about it . Do you want a pizza or notpal ? IP Paulie's Pizza uhhhsure . ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, March 8, 2023

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Rectangle OCR: POP A CAP IN YOUR MAIL Sometimes when sending emails you find yourself in a caps lock situation that you just can't get out of. You try again but still have it backwardsand you decide to fire it off so you can go grab drinks with your coworkers. To: jim@jimmyjams.com Subject: REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL JIMATTACHED IS THE REVISED PRICING PROPO To: Oops. roger@shipitinc.com Subject: RE: REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL rogerwhy are you yelling at me? sorry I asked you to send me a revised pricing proposal. jeez. jimmy ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate D To: jim@jimmyjams.com Subject: REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL Ha ha ha JIMaTTACHED IS THE REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL. GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. THANKS How far into happy hour you are determines how funny you think the response is from an uber-sensitive customer. Ha ha ha You going for drinks? Yeahscrew it. *send #sales POP A CAP IN YOUR MAIL Sometimes when sending emails you find yourself in a caps lock situation that you just can't get out of . You try again but still have it backwardsand you decide to fire it off so you can go grab drinks with your coworkers . To : jim@jimmyjams.com Subject : REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL JIMATTACHED IS THE REVISED PRICING PROPO To : Oops . roger@shipitinc.com Subject : RE : REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL rogerwhy are you yelling at me ? sorry I asked you to send me a revised pricing proposal . jeez . jimmy ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate D To : jim@jimmyjams.com Subject : REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL Ha ha ha JIMaTTACHED IS THE REVISED PRICING PROPOSAL . GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS . THANKS How far into happy hour you are determines how funny you think the response is from an uber - sensitive customer . Ha ha ha You going for drinks ? Yeahscrew it . * send #sales
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Wed, March 1, 2023

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Art OCR: When the Content Marketing person is asked to create an Excel spreadsheet #sales CYANIDE ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate When the Content Marketing person is asked to create an Excel spreadsheet #sales CYANIDE ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, February 22, 2023

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Conversation OCR: Do your research before making a cold call. Sales Tip from Deborah #sales Pretty bizarre Google search history you got there. Hereyou can have this printoutI have another copy. PE ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Do your research before making a cold call . Sales Tip from Deborah #sales Pretty bizarre Google search history you got there . Hereyou can have this printoutI have another copy . PE ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, February 15, 2023

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Rectangle OCR: GUN TO YOUR HEAD 03 Which sales sitch would you rather have to deal with? Gun to your headyou have to pick one. 1. A day of sales calls in humid weather with a pimple right where your underwear waistband rests. A ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate 2. A day of sales calls in humid weather while wearing a mask while your customers don't. COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! Don't worryI'm pretty sure I already had it a couple months ago. GUN TO YOUR HEAD 03 Which sales sitch would you rather have to deal with ? Gun to your headyou have to pick one . 1. A day of sales calls in humid weather with a pimple right where your underwear waistband rests . A ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate 2. A day of sales calls in humid weather while wearing a mask while your customers don't . COUGH ! COUGH ! COUGH ! Don't worryI'm pretty sure I already had it a couple months ago .
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Wed, February 8, 2023

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Humour OCR: ROI is a metric of successNOT a kind of sushi roll. Marketing Tip from Rahnny #sales ROI? UhI'll take an order. Get extra wasabi. ??? E ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate ROI is a metric of successNOT a kind of sushi roll . Marketing Tip from Rahnny #sales ROI ? UhI'll take an order . Get extra wasabi . ??? E ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, February 1, 2023

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Audio equipment OCR: Sales directors do not need to know about every stupid little thing (especially after 4pm Friday). Sales Tip from Jose #sales Soso my maps wasn't working and I couldn't find the business I was looking for. I eventually found it and had a really good meeting. They seem interested but the one guy was on vacation and apparently he is the one who makes the purchasing decisions. Figuresright?! So I left them our catalog and my business card. I'll give him a couple days to get settled back in before I follow up. I also made a cold call at this place right down the street that I drove past earlier. I didn't get to talk to anyone but I think this could have some serious potential. FREIDA O ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Sales directors do not need to know about every stupid little thing ( especially after 4pm Friday ) . Sales Tip from Jose #sales Somy phone had like one barso my maps wasn't working and I couldn't find the business I was looking for . I eventually found it and had a really good meeting . They seem interested but the one guy was on vacation and apparently he is the one who makes the purchasing decisions . Figuresright ?! So I left them our catalog and my business card . I'll give him a couple days to get settled back in before I follow up . I also made a cold call at this place right down the street that I drove past earlier . I didn't get to talk to anyone but I think this could have some serious potential . FREIDA O ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, January 25, 2023

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Photo caption OCR: The freedoms of being logged in to Zoom via no video and audio by phone are voided if you aren't on mute. #sales O What is that?! Who is dropping things into water? Ploop... ...Ploop ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate The freedoms of being logged in to Zoom via no video and audio by phone are voided if you aren't on mute . #sales O What is that ?! Who is dropping things into water ? Ploop ... ... Ploop ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, January 18, 2023

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Illustration OCR: RE:MAIL BLASTS Everyone and their moms are sending junk emails with RE: in the subject line to make it look like you emailed them first. But as hated as they arethey have become the new status symbol. The number of daily junk emails is bragged about more than the price of their car or size of their office. RE: Get more qualified leads with super duper sales gen artificial intelligence automation DING ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Who falls for these stupid RE: emails? I probably get like 30 of these a day. I probably get 8-10. That's not too bad. #sales RE : MAIL BLASTS Everyone and their moms are sending junk emails with RE : in the subject line to make it look like you emailed them first . But as hated as they arethey have become the new status symbol . The number of daily junk emails is bragged about more than the price of their car or size of their office . RE : Get more qualified leads with super duper sales gen artificial intelligence automation DING ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Who falls for these stupid RE : emails ? I probably get like 30 of these a day . I probably get 8-10 . That's not too bad . #sales
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