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Sat, January 11, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Extinction OCR: LIBERALS The Early Years... FISHMAN 1-11 I'M NOT MAD AT THE T-REX WHO ATE UNCLE JERRY. I'M MAD AT THE SYSTEM THAT DROVE HIM TO A LIFE OF CARNIVOROUSNESS. ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. LIBERALS The Early Years ... FISHMAN 1-11 I'M NOT MAD AT THE T - REX WHO ATE UNCLE JERRY . I'M MAD AT THE SYSTEM THAT DROVE HIM TO A LIFE OF CARNIVOROUSNESS . © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Fri, January 10, 2025

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Fiction OCR: I DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE TO BRING UP POLITICSMONEY OR FAMILY ISSUES... ...AND I ALSO HATE SMALL TALK. FISHMAN 1-10 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. I DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE TO BRING UP POLITICSMONEY OR FAMILY ISSUES ... ... AND I ALSO HATE SMALL TALK . FISHMAN 1-10 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Thu, January 9, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Graphics OCR: IN OTHER NEWSCONGRESS HAS PASSED A BILL OFFICIALLY DECLARING THE BALD EAGLE OUR NATIONAL BIRD... ...SPENDING TIME AND TAXPAYER MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT AFFECTS NOTHING AND THAT EVERYONE ASSUMED HAD ALREADY BEEN DONE 200 YEARS AGO... 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ...WHICHCOME TO THINK OF ITMIGHT BE THE MOST "CONGRESS" THING THEY'VE EVER DONE. FISHMAN 1-9 IN OTHER NEWSCONGRESS HAS PASSED A BILL OFFICIALLY DECLARING THE BALD EAGLE OUR NATIONAL BIRD ... ... SPENDING TIME AND TAXPAYER MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT AFFECTS NOTHING AND THAT EVERYONE ASSUMED HAD ALREADY BEEN DONE 200 YEARS AGO ... 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . ... WHICHCOME TO THINK OF ITMIGHT BE THE MOST " CONGRESS " THING THEY'VE EVER DONE . FISHMAN 1-9
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Wed, January 8, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Fiction OCR: AND NOWTO OFFER A COUNTERPOINT TO OUR MIDDLE EAST CORRESPONDENT WHO KNOWS DIDDLY-SQUAT ABOUT THE MIDDLE EASTPLEASE WELCOME A CONTRIBUTOR WHO KNOWS JACK $%*! ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST. 018 FISHMAN 1-8 ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. AND NOWTO OFFER A COUNTERPOINT TO OUR MIDDLE EAST CORRESPONDENT WHO KNOWS DIDDLY - SQUAT ABOUT THE MIDDLE EASTPLEASE WELCOME A CONTRIBUTOR WHO KNOWS JACK $ % * ! ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST . 018 FISHMAN 1-8 © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Tue, January 7, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Fiction OCR: AFTER THAT ABC SETTLEMENTARE YOU WORRIED TRUMP MIGHT SUE THIS NETWORK FOR DEFAMATION? ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. E AFTER THAT ABC SETTLEMENTARE YOU WORRIED TRUMP MIGHT SUE THIS NETWORK FOR DEFAMATION ? © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . E
Graphics OCR: NO...ABC WENT OFF SCRIPT. WE'VE ONLY TOLD THE SAME APPROVED LIES AS EVERY OTHER MEDIA COMPANY. IT'S THE ZEBRA PRINCIPLE. FISHMAN 1-7 ZEBRA PRINCIPLE? WHEN YOU SURVIVE BY BLENDING IN WITH YOUR HERD INSTEAD OF YOUR REAL-WORLD SURROUNDINGS. NO ... ABC WENT OFF SCRIPT . WE'VE ONLY TOLD THE SAME APPROVED LIES AS EVERY OTHER MEDIA COMPANY . IT'S THE ZEBRA PRINCIPLE . FISHMAN 1-7 ZEBRA PRINCIPLE ? WHEN YOU SURVIVE BY BLENDING IN WITH YOUR HERD INSTEAD OF YOUR REAL - WORLD SURROUNDINGS .
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Mon, January 6, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Graphics OCR: IN A DISTURBING POLLOVER 40% OF YOUNG VOTERS SAID THEY FOUND THE MURDER OF UNITEDHEALTHCARE CEO BRIAN THOMPSON "ACCEPTABLE." SOME AMERICANS WERE SHOCKED AND SURPRISED BY THIS RESULT... ...WHILE OTHERS HAVE BEEN TO A COLLEGE CAMPUS IN THE LAST TEN YEARS. FISHMAN 1-6 ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. IN A DISTURBING POLLOVER 40 % OF YOUNG VOTERS SAID THEY FOUND THE MURDER OF UNITEDHEALTHCARE CEO BRIAN THOMPSON " ACCEPTABLE . " SOME AMERICANS WERE SHOCKED AND SURPRISED BY THIS RESULT ... ... WHILE OTHERS HAVE BEEN TO A COLLEGE CAMPUS IN THE LAST TEN YEARS . FISHMAN 1-6 © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Sun, January 5, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Graphics OCR: Mallard FRAMONE by Bruce Tinsley with Loren Fishman WASN'T YOUR RESOLUTION TO STOP USING YOUR PHONE BEFORE BED? YEAHIT'S BEEN TOUGH. INSTAGRAM'S DESKTOP INTERFACE ISN'T AS INTUITIVE... ...BUT I'M GOING TO BE STRONG AND SEE THIS THROUGH. FISHMAN 1-5 ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. Mallard FRAMONE by Bruce Tinsley with Loren Fishman WASN'T YOUR RESOLUTION TO STOP USING YOUR PHONE BEFORE BED ? YEAHIT'S BEEN TOUGH . INSTAGRAM'S DESKTOP INTERFACE ISN'T AS INTUITIVE ... ... BUT I'M GOING TO BE STRONG AND SEE THIS THROUGH . FISHMAN 1-5 © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Sat, January 4, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Graphic design OCR: HUNTER BIDEN'S 4 RESOLUTION: NEW YEAR'S ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. HUNTER BIDEN'S 4 RESOLUTION : NEW YEAR'S © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Animation OCR: I RESOLVE THAT THOSE CRIMES WERE MY LAST... ...SO LET'S PUT ALL THAT STUFF IN THE PAST... FISHMAN 1-4 ...AND AT LEAST JUST BE GLAD THEY WON'T QUESTION MY DAD... ...ABOUT HOW ALL OUR FORTUNE AMASSED. I RESOLVE THAT THOSE CRIMES WERE MY LAST ... ... SO LET'S PUT ALL THAT STUFF IN THE PAST ... FISHMAN 1-4 ... AND AT LEAST JUST BE GLAD THEY WON'T QUESTION MY DAD ... ... ABOUT HOW ALL OUR FORTUNE AMASSED .
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Fri, January 3, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

OCR: THE UNIVERSITIES' RESOLUTION: NEW YEAR'S ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. THE UNIVERSITIES ' RESOLUTION : NEW YEAR'S © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Photo caption OCR: OUR STANDARDS WILL HIT A NEW LOW... ...BUT OUR PRICES WILL STEADILY GROW... ...WHILE WE TRAIN LEFTIST THRONGS TO JUST CHANT THE SAME SONGS... …..AND NEVER PAY DOWN WHAT THEY OWE. FISHMAN 1.3 OUR STANDARDS WILL HIT A NEW LOW ... ... BUT OUR PRICES WILL STEADILY GROW ... ... WHILE WE TRAIN LEFTIST THRONGS TO JUST CHANT THE SAME SONGS ... … ..AND NEVER PAY DOWN WHAT THEY OWE . FISHMAN 1.3
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Thu, January 2, 2025

Mallard Fillmore

Graphic design OCR: RESOLUTION: NEW YEAR'S 204 ELON MUSK'S ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. RESOLUTION : NEW YEAR'S 204 ELON MUSK'S © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Businessperson OCR: THIS YEARNO MORE WEIRD EDGY CARS... ...OR FELIDING WITH X AVATARS... ...I'LL KEEP MY GOALS SMALLSO I CAN HANDLE THEM ALL... ...AND JUST TRY TO GET US TO MARS. FISHMAN 1-2 THIS YEARNO MORE WEIRD EDGY CARS ... ... OR FELIDING WITH X AVATARS ... ... I'LL KEEP MY GOALS SMALLSO I CAN HANDLE THEM ALL ... ... AND JUST TRY TO GET US TO MARS . FISHMAN 1-2
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