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Mallard Fillmore - May 15, 2024

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Wed, May 15, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Parallel OCR: Mallard FACT CHECKS The FACT CHECKERS THE CLAIM: REPUBLICANS PUSHING TO DEFUND NPR ARE CLAIMING THAT THE MEDIA OUTLET HAS "BECOME A PARTISAN PROPAGANDA MACHINE." Mallard FACT CHECKS The FACT CHECKERS THE CLAIM : REPUBLICANS PUSHING TO DEFUND NPR ARE CLAIMING THAT THE MEDIA OUTLET HAS " BECOME A PARTISAN PROPAGANDA MACHINE . "
Fictional character OCR: ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. FACT CHECK: FALSE YOU CAN'T "BECOME" SOMETHING YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN. FISHMAN 5-15 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . FACT CHECK : FALSE YOU CAN'T " BECOME " SOMETHING YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN . FISHMAN 5-15
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Tue, May 14, 2024

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Finger OCR: CONGRESS HAS PASSED LEGISLATION THAT WILL BAN TIKTOK UNLESS THE APP SEVERS ITS TIES WITH THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT... ...BECAUSE IF ANY GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO COERCE SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES INTO RUNNING VAST CENSORSHIP AND PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS IN ORDER TO MANIPULATE AMERICANS... ...IT'S GOING TO BE OURS. FISHMAN 5-14 ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. CONGRESS HAS PASSED LEGISLATION THAT WILL BAN TIKTOK UNLESS THE APP SEVERS ITS TIES WITH THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT ... ... BECAUSE IF ANY GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO COERCE SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES INTO RUNNING VAST CENSORSHIP AND PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS IN ORDER TO MANIPULATE AMERICANS ... ... IT'S GOING TO BE OURS . FISHMAN 5-14 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Mon, May 13, 2024

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Illustration OCR: REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE FREEDOM CAUCUS ARE TRYING TO KEEP THE SPEAKER IN CHECK WITH A NEW TASK FORCEWHICH THEY'RE CALLING THE "FLOOR ACTION RESPONSE TEAM" OR "FART" FOR SHORT... ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE FREEDOM CAUCUS ARE TRYING TO KEEP THE SPEAKER IN CHECK WITH A NEW TASK FORCEWHICH THEY'RE CALLING THE " FLOOR ACTION RESPONSE TEAM" OR " FART " FOR SHORT ... © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Art OCR: ...WHICH LEAVES US TO WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE A MORE FITTING NAMELIKE MAYBE: MEMBERS ORGANIZING REINFORCEMENT OF NONSENSICAL SOLUTIONS FISHMAN 5-13 ... WHICH LEAVES US TO WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE A MORE FITTING NAMELIKE MAYBE : MEMBERS ORGANIZING REINFORCEMENT OF NONSENSICAL SOLUTIONS FISHMAN 5-13
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Sun, May 12, 2024

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Child OCR: I MADE YOU THIS MACARONI HEART AT SCHOOL... ...HAPPY DESIGNATED NURTURING FIGURES RESPONSIBLE FOR FUNDAMENTAL SUSTENANCE AND DEVELOPMENTAL SUPPORT DAY! FISHMAN 5-12 ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. I MADE YOU THIS MACARONI HEART AT SCHOOL ... ... HAPPY DESIGNATED NURTURING FIGURES RESPONSIBLE FOR FUNDAMENTAL SUSTENANCE AND DEVELOPMENTAL SUPPORT DAY ! FISHMAN 5-12 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Sat, May 11, 2024

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Graphics OCR: WOWTHIS IS SHOCKING... JOHN FETTERMANOF ALL PEOPLEIS BUCKING HIS PARTY'S RADICAL LINE AND TAKING SENSIBLE POSITIONS ON ISRAELVIOLENT CRIME AND THE SQUATTING CRISIS... FISHMAN 5-11 ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. WOWTHIS IS SHOCKING ... JOHN FETTERMANOF ALL PEOPLEIS BUCKING HIS PARTY'S RADICAL LINE AND TAKING SENSIBLE POSITIONS ON ISRAELVIOLENT CRIME AND THE SQUATTING CRISIS ... FISHMAN 5-11 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Gesture OCR: ...ON THE OTHER HANDHE SAYS HE DOESN'T ENGAGE ON SOCIAL MEDIA OR EVEN KNOW HOW TO LOG IN TO X... ...SO I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT SHOCKING AFTER ALL. ? ... ON THE OTHER HANDHE SAYS HE DOESN'T ENGAGE ON SOCIAL MEDIA OR EVEN KNOW HOW TO LOG IN TO X ... ... SO I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT SHOCKING AFTER ALL . ?
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Fri, May 10, 2024

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Organism OCR: LOOKWE BELIEVE THAT ABORTION LAWS SHOULD BE DECIDED BY THE STATES... ..BUT THERE ARE CASES WHEN STATE LAWS GO TOO FAR... ...FOR EXAMPLEWHEN THEY FORCE US TO ACTUALLY DEFEND THE PRO-LIFE POSITION. FISHMAN 5-10 ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. LOOKWE BELIEVE THAT ABORTION LAWS SHOULD BE DECIDED BY THE STATES ... ..BUT THERE ARE CASES WHEN STATE LAWS GO TOO FAR ... ... FOR EXAMPLEWHEN THEY FORCE US TO ACTUALLY DEFEND THE PRO - LIFE POSITION . FISHMAN 5-10 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Thu, May 9, 2024

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Window OCR: AS YOU CAN SEEMY OPPONENT HAS NO ARGUMENTWHICH IS WHY HE'S RESORTING TO AD HOMINEM ATTACKS LIKE THE DIMWITTED BOZO HE IS. FISHMAN 5-9 0600 ? ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. AS YOU CAN SEEMY OPPONENT HAS NO ARGUMENTWHICH IS WHY HE'S RESORTING TO AD HOMINEM ATTACKS LIKE THE DIMWITTED BOZO HE IS . FISHMAN 5-9 0600 ? © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Wed, May 8, 2024

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Gesture OCR: AND FOR ANYONE THINKING OF GIVING ME CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WHEN I CLEARLY ORDERED CHOCOLATE CHIPI HAVE ONE WORD... DON'T. AND FOR ANYONE THINKING OF GIVING ME CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WHEN I CLEARLY ORDERED CHOCOLATE CHIPI HAVE ONE WORD ... DON'T .
Jaw OCR: ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. FISHMAN 5-8 AGAIN. MAN...NOT AW© 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . FISHMAN 5-8 AGAIN . MAN ... NOT AW
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Tue, May 7, 2024

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Sharing OCR: JUST TO LET YOU KNOWTHAT PACK OF RAPTORS IS ON ITS WAY TO AMBUSH YOUR HERD AGAIN... FISHMAN 5-7 ...AND DON'T FORGETYOUR FIRST PRIORITY IS DE-ESCALATION. ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. JUST TO LET YOU KNOWTHAT PACK OF RAPTORS IS ON ITS WAY TO AMBUSH YOUR HERD AGAIN ... FISHMAN 5-7 ... AND DON'T FORGETYOUR FIRST PRIORITY IS DE - ESCALATION . © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Mon, May 6, 2024

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Fictional character OCR: VA FROM NOW ONINSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT INFLATIONFOOD PRICESMORTGAGE RATES AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION UNDER THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION... FISHMAN 5-6 ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. VA FROM NOW ONINSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT INFLATIONVIOLENT CRIMECOLLEGE TUITIONFOOD PRICESGAS PRICESMORTGAGE RATES AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION UNDER THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ... FISHMAN 5-6 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Art OCR: ...WE'LL SAVE TIME BY JUST SHOWING YOU THE SAME CHART FOR ALL OF THEM. TILL ... WE'LL SAVE TIME BY JUST SHOWING YOU THE SAME CHART FOR ALL OF THEM . TILL
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