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Hagar The Horrible - Mon, March 17, 2025

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Mon, March 17, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Gesture OCR: BROWNE YOU'RE TAKING MY MOST VALUABLE COAT FOR YOUR SILLY WIFE! I COULDN'T BE MORE HUMILIATED! REALLY ? ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. BROWNE YOU'RE TAKING MY MOST VALUABLE COAT FOR YOUR SILLY WIFE ! I COULDN'T BE MORE HUMILIATED ! REALLY ? © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Comics OCR: GIFT-WRAP IT! ?? 3-17 GIFT - WRAP IT ! ?? 3-17
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Sun, March 16, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Publication OCR: BROWNE HÄGAR by THE HORRIBLE DIK BROWNE LET'S POP INTO THE BUTCHER SHOP TO GET SOMETHING FOR DINNER! 3-16 DID YOU BRING ENOUGH WITH MONEY TO GO SHOPPING? YOU? SHOP WE CAN'T DO THAT! WE ALREADY USED UP ALL THE MONEY! JUST YOU LEAVE IT TO ME! SOIT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL OUT OF BEEF RIBS! YEP! THE OLSENS BOUGHT THE LAST SIX RACKS! Br RIBS STEAKS KIDNEYS ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. HAIR ALON BJORN'S BUTCHER SHOP PROBABLY NOT. THIS IS NOT THE WAY HOME! WE'RE EATING OUT TONIGHT." LARS! THE RIBS ARE READY! OLSEN HAGAR? ? ? BROWNE HÄGAR by THE HORRIBLE DIK BROWNE LET'S POP INTO THE BUTCHER SHOP TO GET SOMETHING FOR DINNER ! 3-16 DID YOU BRING ENOUGH WITH MONEY TO GO SHOPPING ? YOU ? SHOP WE CAN'T DO THAT ! WE ALREADY USED UP ALL THE MONEY ! JUST YOU LEAVE IT TO ME ! SOIT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL OUT OF BEEF RIBS ! YEP ! THE OLSENS BOUGHT THE LAST SIX RACKS ! Br RIBS STEAKS KIDNEYS © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . HAIR ALON BJORN'S BUTCHER SHOP PROBABLY NOT . THIS IS NOT THE WAY HOME ! WE'RE EATING OUT TONIGHT . " LARS ! THE RIBS ARE READY ! OLSEN HAGAR ? ? ?
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Sat, March 15, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Clip art OCR: BROWNE 3-15 DING DING DING PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM.... PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM..... ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. BROWNE 3-15 DING DING DING PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM .... PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM ..... © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Fri, March 14, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Animated cartoon OCR: SHOULDN'T HAMLET BE HOME FROM SCHOOL BY NOW? NOHE'S PARTICIPATING IN AN AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVITY! 3-14 SHOULDN'T HAMLET BE HOME FROM SCHOOL BY NOW ? NOHE'S PARTICIPATING IN AN AFTER - SCHOOL ACTIVITY ! 3-14
Fiction OCR: 4 I DID THAT WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL AND HATED IT! U BROWNE ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 4 I DID THAT WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL AND HATED IT ! U BROWNE © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Fiction OCR: THAT WAS DETENTION! THAT WAS DETENTION !
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Thu, March 13, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Photo caption OCR: 3-13 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE? COMMUNICATION! BUT NOT TOO MUCH COMM- UNICATION. IT'S NOT GOOD TO SHARE ALL YOUR DIRTY DEEDS! ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 3-13 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE ? COMMUNICATION ! BUT NOT TOO MUCH COMM- UNICATION . IT'S NOT GOOD TO SHARE ALL YOUR DIRTY DEEDS ! © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Clip art OCR: BROWNE TOO LATE FOR THAT! I'VE BEEN DOING YOUR LAUNDRY! BROWNE TOO LATE FOR THAT ! I'VE BEEN DOING YOUR LAUNDRY !
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Wed, March 12, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Animated cartoon OCR: I KNOW HAGAR TO BE A HARD-WORKINGLOYAL AND COMPAS- SIONATE HUMAN BEING! YOU PICKED AN EXCELLENT. CHARACTER WITNESS! I COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB SCREENING THE JURY POOL HAGAR PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE Hagar stole my Chickens 3-12 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. HAGAR INSULTED MY HUSBAND BROWNE I KNOW HAGAR TO BE A HARD - WORKINGLOYAL AND COMPAS- SIONATE HUMAN BEING ! YOU PICKED AN EXCELLENT . CHARACTER WITNESS ! I COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB SCREENING THE JURY POOL HAGAR PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE Hagar stole my Chickens 3-12 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . HAGAR INSULTED MY HUSBAND BROWNE
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Tue, March 11, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Graphics OCR: 3-11 RECREATION PERIOD IS OVER! IT'S BEDTIME! YOUR KING 23 ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 3-11 RECREATION PERIOD IS OVER ! IT'S BEDTIME ! YOUR KING 23 © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Graphics OCR: MAYBE THE BEDS WERE DELIVERED TO THE WRONG CELL! IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION! BROWNE C MAYBE THE BEDS WERE DELIVERED TO THE WRONG CELL ! IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION ! BROWNE C
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Mon, March 10, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Humour OCR: 3-10 POW SINCE WHEN DOES THE DUKE HAVE FIGHTERS CASTLE SLASH £ WHO DEFEND HIS THIS FIERCELY ?! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ARRGH CLANK 0 SINCE HIS INSURANCE COMPANY SENT THEM! BROWNE 3-10 POW SINCE WHEN DOES THE DUKE HAVE FIGHTERS CASTLE SLASH £ WHO DEFEND HIS THIS FIERCELY ? ! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . ARRGH CLANK 0 SINCE HIS INSURANCE COMPANY SENT THEM ! BROWNE
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Sun, March 9, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Publication OCR: 3-9 HÄGAR by THE HORRIBLE DIK BROWNE MAGNUSYOU'RE THE ONLY VIKING I KNOW OF WHO RETIRED AND OPENED A BOOKSTORE! RUNIC BOO SO HOW'S IT GOING? TERRIBLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MOST VIKINGS CAN'T READ!! HAGARI HAVE A GOOD IDEA FOR THE EVENING! I'LL READ MY BOOK ALOUD SO WE CAN ENJOY THE STORY TOGETHER! "AS THE DAWN BROKE OVER ANCIENT HEWN FJORDS..." STOP THERE! WHAT DOES "HEWN" MEAN? IN THIS CONTEXT IT MEANS "CARVED OUT BY THE FORCES OF NATURE." "...IN THE EARLY LIGHT INGRID INCHED CLOSER TO THE CLIFF'S EDGEEAGER AND PERHAPS IMPRUDENT..." HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. WHAT DOES "IMPRUDENT" MEAN? IT MEANS READING ALOUD WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA! WHAP BROWNE 3-9 HÄGAR by THE HORRIBLE DIK BROWNE MAGNUSYOU'RE THE ONLY VIKING I KNOW OF WHO RETIRED AND OPENED A BOOKSTORE ! RUNIC BOO SO HOW'S IT GOING ? TERRIBLE ! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MOST VIKINGS CAN'T READ !! HAGARI HAVE A GOOD IDEA FOR THE EVENING ! I'LL READ MY BOOK ALOUD SO WE CAN ENJOY THE STORY TOGETHER ! " AS THE DAWN BROKE OVER ANCIENT HEWN FJORDS ... " STOP THERE ! WHAT DOES " HEWN " MEAN ? IN THIS CONTEXT IT MEANS " CARVED OUT BY THE FORCES OF NATURE . " " ... IN THE EARLY LIGHT INGRID INCHED CLOSER TO THE CLIFF'S EDGEEAGER AND PERHAPS IMPRUDENT ... " HOLD IT ! HOLD IT ! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . WHAT DOES " IMPRUDENT " MEAN ? IT MEANS READING ALOUD WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA ! WHAP BROWNE
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Sat, March 8, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Moustache OCR: 3-8 I HAVE YOUR RESULTS! 2325H GMIN PAZIND' GIVE ME THE BAD NEWS FIRST. ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 3-8 I HAVE YOUR RESULTS ! 2325H GMIN PAZIND ' GIVE ME THE BAD NEWS FIRST . © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Moustache OCR: 2395H FULLO YOUR PAST BILL STILL HAS A BALANCE DUE! BROWNE 2395H FULLO YOUR PAST BILL STILL HAS A BALANCE DUE ! BROWNE
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