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Curtis - Mon, December 8, 2014

By Ray Billingsley

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Mon, December 8, 2014

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Font OCR: DO YOU NEED ANY OF IT EXPLAINED ? I'M SURPRISED BY WHAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME ANYMORE MY GENERATION DIDN'T GROW UP WITH SUCH PUBLIC LEWD CONDUCT AND DEGENERATE BEHAVIOR WHEN HE GOES ON LIKE THATI GOTTA REMEMBER TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT SIGH 12-8 billingsleyart.com DO YOU NEED ANY OF IT EXPLAINED ? I'M SURPRISED BY WHAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME ANYMORE MY GENERATION DIDN'T GROW UP WITH SUCH PUBLIC LEWD CONDUCT AND DEGENERATE BEHAVIOR WHEN HE GOES ON LIKE THATI GOTTA REMEMBER TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT SIGH 12-8 billingsleyart.com
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Sun, December 7, 2014

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Organism OCR: ? Behind the windowfour eyes peeked out at the world. A SHort story by. Barry' Wilkins Once upon a timethere Stód stood a little house on a hill. The eyes belonged to a dog and cat. they lived in the little house that Stood on the hill. They were as good of friends as a cat and a dog could be. But let me introduce them by name. (age 8) This is Julie the Cat and Andrews the dog. They did regular cat and dog Stuff all day until their Owners went to sleep. By day they were just regularordinary pets Then they would dance. but then again at nightthey would dance. Geo14 by King Featurs SyndicatoIne. World rights eserved They danced and danced and danced Jortunately bor the wonldGodzilla stapped on them. WAHHH. I DIDN'T DRAW THAT LAST PAGE!CURTIS SLIPPED IT IN ! WHY) HE OUGHTA THANK ME ! HIS DUMB OL STORY WAS BORING! WHY? unw. They danced every nightall night long. and danced and danced danced danced danced. 12-7 ? Behind the windowfour eyes peeked out at the world. A SHort story by. Barry' Wilkins Once upon a timelast weekthere Stód stood a little house on a hill. The eyes belonged to a dog and cat. they lived in the little house that Stood on the hill. They were as good of friends as a cat and a dog could be. But let me introduce them by name. (age 8) This is Julie the Cat and Andrews the dog. They did regular cat and dog Stuff all day until their Owners went to sleep. By day they were just regularordinary pets Then they would dance. but then again at nightthey would dance. Geo14 by King Featurs SyndicatoIne. World rights eserved They danced and danced and danced Jortunately bor the wonldGodzilla stapped on them. WAHHH. I DIDN'T DRAW THAT LAST PAGE!CURTIS SLIPPED IT IN ! WHY) HE OUGHTA THANK ME ! HIS DUMB OL STORY WAS BORING! WHY? unw. They danced every nightall night long. and danced and danced danced danced danced. 12-7
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Sat, December 6, 2014

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Conversation OCR: I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON THE DEFINITION OF "POOR;" CURTIS WE MAY NOT HAVE A ROLLS-ROYCE OR POOLBUT WE HAVE A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS AND WE'RE NEVER HUNGRY NOT HAVIN' A ROLLS- ROYCE OR A POOL IS THE DEFINITION OF "POOR"! MOM... ARE UWE POOR ? VERY FUNNY! IT IS NOT! BILLINGSLEY 12-6 galeyart.com I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON THE DEFINITION OF "POOR;" CURTIS WE MAY NOT HAVE A ROLLS-ROYCE OR POOLBUT WE HAVE A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS AND WE'RE NEVER HUNGRY NOT HAVIN' A ROLLS- ROYCE OR A POOL IS THE DEFINITION OF "POOR"! MOM... ARE UWE POOR ? VERY FUNNY! IT IS NOT! BILLINGSLEY 12-6 galeyart.com
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Fri, December 5, 2014

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Jaw OCR: CURTISI DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M BEING MEAN BECAUSE I WON'T BUY YOU A NEW BIKE THE TRUTH 1STHINGS ARE GETTING MORE EXPENSIVEAND RIGHT NOW I HONESTLY CAN'T AFFORD IT! THE RENT'S GONE UPTHE COST OF UTILITIES AND GROCERIES HAVE GONE UPBUT MY PAY- CHECK REMAINS THE SAME JUST WHEN 1 WANNA THINK YOU'RE STINGYYOU CONFUSE ME WITH THE FACTS! 12-5 HINGSLEY CURTISI DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M BEING MEAN BECAUSE I WON'T BUY YOU A NEW BIKE THE TRUTH 1STHINGS ARE GETTING MORE EXPENSIVEAND RIGHT NOW I HONESTLY CAN'T AFFORD IT! THE RENT'S GONE UPTHE COST OF UTILITIES AND GROCERIES HAVE GONE UPBUT MY PAY- CHECK REMAINS THE SAME JUST WHEN 1 WANNA THINK YOU'RE STINGYYOU CONFUSE ME WITH THE FACTS! 12-5 HINGSLEY
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Thu, December 4, 2014

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Line OCR: WILL YOU BUY ME A TEN-SPEED BIKE ? I'M SORRYBUT I CAN'T! IT HURTS ME TO SAY THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE A TEN-SPEED BIKE NOT AS MUCH AS IT HURTS TO HEAR THANK GOODNESS YOUR TEETH GREW IN STRAIGHT AND HAVE NO CAVITIES 1Z-4 WILL YOU BUY ME A TEN-SPEED BIKE ? I'M SORRYI REALLY AMBUT I CAN'T! IT HURTS ME TO SAY THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE A TEN-SPEED BIKE NOT AS MUCH AS IT HURTS TO HEAR THANK GOODNESS YOUR TEETH GREW IN STRAIGHT AND HAVE NO CAVITIES 1Z-4
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Wed, December 3, 2014

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Comics OCR: IF YOU WANNA"TALK"TO HIMHE'S IN THE KITCHEN RAIDING THE FRIDGE... SOMETHING YOU EXPRESSLY TOLD HIM NOT TO DO AT NIGHT IF I CAN'T SLEEPHE CAN'T EAT CURTIS SAID LWHEN I'M ASLEEPCOOTIES CRAWL IN MY ÉARS AND LAY EGGS ! OHHHE'S JUST PULLING A MEAN TRICK ON YOU! OHHI MOM??? ??? SNIFF SNIFF DON'T YOU "HEE-HEE" MEBOY! 12-3 ©2014 by King Features SyndicateInc. Viorld ig www.bllingsleyart.com IF YOU WANNA"TALK"TO HIMHE'S IN THE KITCHEN RAIDING THE FRIDGE... SOMETHING YOU EXPRESSLY TOLD HIM NOT TO DO AT NIGHT IF I CAN'T SLEEPHE CAN'T EAT CURTIS SAID LWHEN I'M ASLEEPCOOTIES CRAWL IN MY ÉARS AND LAY EGGS ! OHHTHAT ISN'T TRUEBABY!DON'T BE AFRAIDHE'S JUST PULLING A MEAN TRICK ON YOU! OHHI MOM??? ??? SNIFF SNIFF DON'T YOU "HEE-HEE" MEBOY! 12-3 ©2014 by King Features SyndicateInc. Viorld ig www.bllingsleyart.com
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Tue, December 2, 2014

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Conversation OCR: I THINK I HAVE THE RAW TALENT T' BECOME A PRO PUPPETEER ! I CAN SEE IT NOW: BERTERNIE AND THEIR NEW ROOMMATE "STINKY"! CHECK THIS OUTBARRY! MY-MY-MYWHAT AN UGLY LITTLE BOY! ?? -??-?? ! 12-2 BILLINGSLEY I THINK I HAVE THE RAW TALENT T' BECOME A PRO PUPPETEER ! I CAN SEE IT NOW: BERTERNIE AND THEIR NEW ROOMMATE "STINKY"! CHECK THIS OUTBARRY! MY-MY-MYWHAT AN UGLY LITTLE BOY! ?? -??-?? ! 12-2 BILLINGSLEY
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Mon, December 1, 2014

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Cartoon OCR: I JUST LISTENED TO SOME MUSIC FROM YOUR YOUTH IT WAS GOOD! IN FACTBETTER THAN NINETY PERCENT OF THE MUSIC TODAY!NO WONDER YOUR GENERATION TURNED OUT SO COOL!IN FACT- I'M BROKECURTIS IT WAS WORTH A TRY! 12-1 I JUST LISTENED TO SOME MUSIC FROM YOUR YOUTH IT WAS GOOD! IN FACTBETTER THAN NINETY PERCENT OF THE MUSIC TODAY!NO WONDER YOUR GENERATION TURNED OUT SO COOL!IN FACT- I'M BROKECURTIS IT WAS WORTH A TRY! 12-1
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Sun, November 30, 2014

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Rectangle OCR: NOI WOULDN'T LIKE THAT WANNA CHECK OUT THE NEW HORROR MOVIE? Curtis AWCOME ON DEMON POSSESSION IS A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH! by RAY BILLINGSLEY ZINNM NYY I LIKE TO WATCH CLASSIC-ERA FILMSUSUALLY NOIR! REALLY ?! WOWDO YOU WATCH ALONE IN YOUR ROOMMICHELLE ? SOMETIMES... BUT SOMETIMES IN THE TV ROOMWITH MY DAD ! I'M SURPRISED! ISN'T NOIR -- WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER IT IS NOT WATCHING FILMS IN THE NUDE! OH!THAT IS 5O WRONGIT MAKES MY HEAD HURT! a IT'S MY FAULT FOR THINKING I COULD HOLD AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH YOU! OH!! YOU HAVE A "TV ROOM"? NOIR IS AN ARTISTIC FILM GENRECURTIS... USUALLY LOW- BUDGETBUT WITH DRAMATIC SHÁDOWED VISUALS 11-30 NOI WOULDN'T LIKE THAT WANNA CHECK OUT THE NEW HORROR MOVIE? Curtis AWCOME ON DEMON POSSESSION IS A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH! by RAY BILLINGSLEY ZINNM NYY I LIKE TO WATCH CLASSIC-ERA FILMSUSUALLY NOIR! REALLY ?! WOWDO YOU WATCH ALONE IN YOUR ROOMMICHELLE ? SOMETIMES... BUT SOMETIMES IN THE TV ROOMWITH MY DAD ! I'M SURPRISED! ISN'T NOIR -- WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER IT IS NOT WATCHING FILMS IN THE NUDE! OH!THAT IS 5O WRONGIT MAKES MY HEAD HURT! a IT'S MY FAULT FOR THINKING I COULD HOLD AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH YOU! OH!! YOU HAVE A "TV ROOM"? NOIR IS AN ARTISTIC FILM GENRECURTIS... USUALLY LOW- BUDGETBUT WITH DRAMATIC SHÁDOWED VISUALS 11-30
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Sat, November 29, 2014

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Pleased OCR: THANK YOUWILKINS FAMILYFOR ALL YOUR HOSPITALITYBUT NOW I MUST GET BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE! AWI WISH YOU COULD HANG OUT LONGER AND LISTEN TO SOME RAP MUSIC WITH MEMR. PRESIDENT ! THANKSBUT I DON'T LIKE RAP MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TANKING IN THE POPULARITY POLLS ! AMAN 1-29 ww.billingsleyart.com THANK YOUWILKINS FAMILYFOR ALL YOUR HOSPITALITYBUT NOW I MUST GET BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE! AWI WISH YOU COULD HANG OUT LONGER AND LISTEN TO SOME RAP MUSIC WITH MEMR. PRESIDENT ! THANKSBUT I DON'T LIKE RAP MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TANKING IN THE POPULARITY POLLS ! AMAN 1-29 ww.billingsleyart.com
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