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Illustration OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL ® WHUTSIS? THIS IS YOUR WAKE-UP CALL. YOUR DAYS OF ATTENDING YOUR PEERS' GRADUATIONS ARE LONG GONE. YOUR DAYS OF ATTENDING SAYWHAT NOW? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSWRONG NUMBER... DON'T YOU? THEIR WEDDINGS ARE ALSO LONG GONE. O 10-6 ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate. WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THERE'S ONLY ONE ROUND OF YOUR PEERS' CEREMONIES LEFT FOR YOU. GUESS WHICH ONE? DAMEN BELL WOULD YOU LIKE A HINT? I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER! darrinbell.substack.com CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL ® WHUTSIS ? THIS IS YOUR WAKE - UP CALL . YOUR DAYS OF ATTENDING YOUR PEERS ' GRADUATIONS ARE LONG GONE . YOUR DAYS OF ATTENDING SAYWHAT NOW ? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSWRONG NUMBER ... DON'T YOU ? THEIR WEDDINGS ARE ALSO LONG GONE . O 10-6 © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate . WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THERE'S ONLY ONE ROUND OF YOUR PEERS ' CEREMONIES LEFT FOR YOU . GUESS WHICH ONE ? DAMEN BELL WOULD YOU LIKE A HINT ? I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER ! darrinbell.substack.com

Art OCR: WE'RE ALWAYS IN THIS SPOTYEAR AFTER YEAR. NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERE. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WHY DON'T WE TRY ACROSS THE STREET? THAT MEANS IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL SOMETHING GOOD DOES HAPPEN HERE. AND IF WE LEAVEWE'LL MISS IT. BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERE. 10- 5 darrinbell.substack.com BUT THAT'S ANOTHER THE THING. IF WE GO PEOPLE OVER THEREOVER WE'LL LOSE OUR THERE VIEW OF THE LOOK HAPPY PEOPLE. HAPPY. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DARZIN BELL WE'RE ALWAYS IN THIS SPOTDAY AFTER DAYYEAR AFTER YEAR . NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERE . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WHY DON'T WE TRY ACROSS THE STREET ? THAT MEANS IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL SOMETHING GOOD DOES HAPPEN HERE . AND IF WE LEAVEWE'LL MISS IT . BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US HERE . 10- 5 darrinbell.substack.com BUT THAT'S ANOTHER THE THING . IF WE GO PEOPLE OVER THEREOVER WE'LL LOSE OUR THERE VIEW OF THE LOOK HAPPY PEOPLE . HAPPY . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DARZIN BELL

Line OCR: WHY'D YOU JUST ?? CRACK ME OVER/PROVE THE HEAD WITH A BOTTLE? THAT KINDNESS EXISTS. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WITHOUT NIGHTHOW WOULD WE RECOGNIZE DAY? WITHOUT SICKNESSHOW WOULD WE APPRECIATE HEALTH? ????? darrinbell.substack.com NOTHING CAN EXIST WITHOUT ITS OPPOSITE. 10- 3 88 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM www. DAREIN BELL Y'KNOWYOU CAN THANK ME. WHY'D YOU JUST ?? CRACK ME OVER / PROVE THE HEAD WITH A BOTTLE ? THAT KINDNESS EXISTS . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WITHOUT NIGHTHOW WOULD WE RECOGNIZE DAY ? WITHOUT SICKNESSHOW WOULD WE APPRECIATE HEALTH ? ????? darrinbell.substack.com NOTHING CAN EXIST WITHOUT ITS OPPOSITE . 10- 3 88 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM www . DAREIN BELL Y'KNOWYOU CAN THANK ME .

Publication OCR: DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY SO MANY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE FEAR SCIENCEROSENCRANTZ? NOT REALLY. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT SCIENCE HAS PROVEN GOD EXISTS. QUANTUM THEORY SUGGESTS THAT REALITY CAN ONLY EXIST WHEN IT'S BEING OBSERVED. AND SINCE MAN HASN'T BEEN HERE FOREVER... 10- darrinbell.substack.com WHO OBSERVED THINGS BEFORE WE GOT HERE? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ROACHES. WAREN BEL DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY SO MANY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE FEAR SCIENCEROSENCRANTZ ? NOT REALLY . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT SCIENCE HAS PROVEN GOD EXISTS . QUANTUM THEORY SUGGESTS THAT REALITY CAN ONLY EXIST WHEN IT'S BEING OBSERVED . AND SINCE MAN HASN'T BEEN HERE FOREVER ... 10- darrinbell.substack.com WHO OBSERVED THINGS BEFORE WE GOT HERE ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ROACHES . WAREN BEL

Line OCR: WHAT DO YOU MEAN"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT"? I WAS RIGHT HERE. NO YOU WEREN'T. O2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate SURELY YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE OBSERVER EFFECTOF QUANTUM THEORY. darrinbell.substack.com UNTIL YOU ARE OBSERVEDYOU EXIST IN A STATE OF FLUX. NEITHER HERE NOR THERENEITHER DEAD NOR ALIVE. 10- 1 VOARETH BELL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHEN I FELL ASLEEPYOU AS WE KNOW YOU - CEASED TO EXIST. IN THAT CASEIF YOU FIND THAT SOMEONE STOLE YOUR NICKEL LAST NIGHTI HAVE AN AIRTIGHT ALIBI. WHAT DO YOU MEAN" WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT " ? I WAS RIGHT HERE . NO YOU WEREN'T . O2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate SURELY YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE OBSERVER EFFECTONE OF THE BASIC PREMISESOF QUANTUM THEORY . darrinbell.substack.com UNTIL YOU ARE OBSERVEDYOU EXIST IN A STATE OF FLUX . NEITHER HERE NOR THERENEITHER DEAD NOR ALIVE . 10- 1 VOARETH BELL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHEN I FELL ASLEEPYOU AS WE KNOW YOU - CEASED TO EXIST . IN THAT CASEIF YOU FIND THAT SOMEONE STOLE YOUR NICKEL LAST NIGHTI HAVE AN AIRTIGHT ALIBI .

Comics OCR: WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WITHOUT MEYOU'D BE NOTHING. ALONEUNNOTICED. BY NOW YOU'D BE A ROTTING HEAP OF BONES PILED IN A DITCH. I TELL YOU THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 9- 30 darrinbell.substack.com BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WARRIN BELL OH. OK. WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT ME ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WITHOUT MEYOU'D BE NOTHING . ALONEUNNOTICED . BY NOW YOU'D BE A ROTTING HEAP OF BONES PILED IN A DITCH . I TELL YOU THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU . 9- 30 darrinbell.substack.com BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WARRIN BELL OH . OK .

Conversation OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL Dear "Journalist" I read your "article" about how you're going to "block" people who think differently than youfor your "mental health.' That's just proof that you "know" your "facts" are wrong and your "opinions" are nonsense! If you really had the "courage" of your so-called "convictions' BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ...you wouldn't be so scared of a little "free speech"! 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate Only a gutlessthin-skinned coward "blocks" people for "abusing" "quotation marks"! All I wrote was "people. who abuse quotation marks are a special kind of toxic." "YOU" just "used" "quotation marks"! "Hypocrite"! 023 TAR TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP DARTIN BELL CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL Dear " Journalist" I read your " article " about how you're going to " block " people who think differently than youfor your " mental health . ' That's just proof that you " know " your " facts " are wrong and your " opinions " are nonsense ! If you really had the " courage " of your so - called " convictions ' BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ... you wouldn't be so scared of a little " free speech " ! 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate Only a gutlessthin - skinned coward " blocks " people for " abusing " " quotation marks " ! All I wrote was " people . who abuse quotation marks are a special kind of toxic . " " YOU " just " used " " quotation marks " ! " Hypocrite " ! 023 TAR TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP DARTIN BELL

Humour OCR: BACK THENALL THE PLAYERS WERE LIKE TEN YEARS OLDER THAN I WAS. BUT NOW THEY ARE ALL LIKE TEN YEARS YOUNGER. darrinbell.substack.com "NATIONAL PASTIME" MY BEHIND. IT SHOULD BE NATIONAL "PAST MY TIME." 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I TOOK LIONEL TO HIS FIRST BASEBALL GAME THE OTHER DAY. THUG 4 LIFE I HADN'T BEEN TO A CANDORVILLE CHOKERS GAME SINCE I WAS A KID. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM BACK THENTWO CHOKER DOGSCOKES AND FRIES COST $8. LAST NIGHT IT COST ME $38. 28 85 THUG 4 LIFE 85 THUG 4 LIFE DAREIN BELL BASEBALL STILL AROUND? BACK THENALL THE PLAYERS WERE LIKE TEN YEARS OLDER THAN I WAS . BUT NOW THEY ARE ALL LIKE TEN YEARS YOUNGER . darrinbell.substack.com " NATIONAL PASTIME " MY BEHIND . IT SHOULD BE NATIONAL " PAST MY TIME . " 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I TOOK LIONEL TO HIS FIRST BASEBALL GAME THE OTHER DAY . THUG 4 LIFE I HADN'T BEEN TO A CANDORVILLE CHOKERS GAME SINCE I WAS A KID . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM BACK THENTWO CHOKER DOGSCOKES AND FRIES COST $ 8 . LAST NIGHT IT COST ME $ 38 . 28 85 THUG 4 LIFE 85 THUG 4 LIFE DAREIN BELL BASEBALL STILL AROUND ?

Art OCR: MOMMA NEVER INHERITED ANYTHING; I'M NOT GOING TO INHERIT ANYTHING... I WANT TO LEAVE MY SON SOMETHING THAT'LL COMPLETELY CHANGE HIS LIFE WHEN HE GETS IT. THERE THAT VIDEO OF I MEANT LIKE A HOUSE. YOU TRYING TO DANCE ON "SOUL TRAIN” IN THE '90s. THAT'LL CHANGE HIS LIFE. THUG 4 LIFE 22 85 THUG 4 LIFE 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate 18 85 THUG 4 LIFE darrinbell.substack.com THERE SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EVER UN- SEE. DAREN GAL MOMMA NEVER INHERITED ANYTHING ; I'M NOT GOING TO INHERIT ANYTHING ... I WANT TO LEAVE MY SON SOMETHING THAT'LL COMPLETELY CHANGE HIS LIFE WHEN HE GETS IT . THERE THAT VIDEO OF I MEANT LIKE A HOUSE . YOU TRYING TO DANCE ON " SOUL TRAIN ” IN THE ' 90s . THAT'LL CHANGE HIS LIFE . THUG 4 LIFE 22 85 THUG 4 LIFE 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate 18 85 THUG 4 LIFE darrinbell.substack.com THERE SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EVER UN- SEE . DAREN GAL

Beard OCR: MEANWHILEON A NON- DESCRIPTTWO DISHEVELED MEN SIT ALONE. THE FIRST MAN TURNS TO THE SECOND AND SAYS... ...WHAT? MMANALI LA 26 9- SILENT MOMENTS PASS. IT GROWS AWKWARD. UPON RECEIVING NO REPLYTHE FIRST ONE GROWS MORE AND MORE AGITATEDUNTIL HE FINALLY SAYS... ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate darrinbell.substack.com ...STOP THAT. ???? TIL AT SUNA KUULAN MALAPA DA AZ ATM IN KA MAANTIN DAREN BEL MEANWHILEON A NON- DESCRIPTBARREN STREETTWO DISHEVELED MEN SIT ALONE . THE FIRST MAN TURNS TO THE SECOND AND SAYS ... ... WHAT ? MMANALI LA 26 9- SILENT MOMENTS PASS . IT GROWS AWKWARD . UPON RECEIVING NO REPLYTHE FIRST ONE GROWS MORE AND MORE AGITATEDUNTIL HE FINALLY SAYS ... © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate darrinbell.substack.com ... STOP THAT . ???? TIL AT SUNA KUULAN MALAPA DA AZ ATM IN KA MAANTIN DAREN BEL

Conversation OCR: 85 AHEM THUG 4 LIFE *I WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT I SAID LAST WEEKBIG L. * 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate 9- 25 SNORT * THUG 4 LIFE *YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AHEM* COUGH* 1 85 THUG 4 LIFE *IT'S OKCLYDE. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A BROTHER TO ME. darrinbell.substack.com 85 THUG 4 LIFEARENSEL *THE KIND YOU KEEP IN THE ATTIC AND DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT. 85 AHEM THUG 4 LIFE * I WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT I SAID LAST WEEKBIG L. * 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate 9- 25 SNORT * THUG 4 LIFE * YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND . I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AHEM * COUGH * 1 85 THUG 4 LIFE * IT'S OKCLYDE . YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A BROTHER TO ME . darrinbell.substack.com 85 THUG 4 LIFEARENSEL * THE KIND YOU KEEP IN THE ATTIC AND DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT .

Thumb OCR: Dear Lemont Brown: Scientists have discovered that gigantic asteroids. strike Earth much more often than we'd thought. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate Since 200126 have struck Eartheach exploding with 8 the power of several nuclear bombs. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM Were you aware that your normal renters insurance does not cover asteroid strikes? darrinbell.substack.com 9- 24 Sign here to add asteroid. coverage to your policy for just $10 more per month. Mick E. Mouse DARIN BELL Dear Lemont Brown : Scientists have discovered that gigantic asteroids . strike Earth much more often than we'd thought . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate Since 200126 have struck Eartheach exploding with 8 the power of several nuclear bombs . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM Were you aware that your normal renters insurance does not cover asteroid strikes ? darrinbell.substack.com 9- 24 Sign here to add asteroid . coverage to your policy for just $ 10 more per month . Mick E. Mouse DARIN BELL

Humour OCR: DARGIN BELL YOU HAVE NAHTHAT AIN'T ANY PLANS TODAYCLYDE? HOW IT GO. THU BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE C-DOG DON'T MAKE PLANSBIG L. YOU MAKE A PLANYOU SPEND ALL DAY TRYIN' TO MAKE THAT PLAN HAPPEN. ...AN' YOU FAIL TO CAPITALIZE ON THE DOZENS OF RANDOM OPPORTUNITIES THAT COME OUTTA NOPLACE EREDAY. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate darrinbell.substack.com PLANS IS FOR THE LAZY. 9-23 DARGIN BELL YOU HAVE NAHTHAT AIN'T ANY PLANS TODAYCLYDE ? HOW IT GO . THU BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE C - DOG DON'T MAKE PLANSBIG L. YOU MAKE A PLANYOU SPEND ALL DAY TRYIN ' TO MAKE THAT PLAN HAPPEN . ... AN ' YOU FAIL TO CAPITALIZE ON THE DOZENS OF RANDOM OPPORTUNITIES THAT COME OUTTA NOPLACE EREDAY . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate darrinbell.substack.com PLANS IS FOR THE LAZY . 9-23

Comic book OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL GUESS WHAT? HUH? PENGUINS. HELP ME OUT: IS IT A PERSONA PLACE OR A THING? YOU MUST BE IN A BAD MOOD. 9-22 KAMALA HARRIS? QUASARS? SUGAR BEETS? CEILING FANS? CHARLIE CHAPLIN? DJIBOUTI? WORLD WAR III? LIZZO? "SESAME STREET"? THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES? THE CODE OF HAMMURABI? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHENEVER YOU'RE IN A BAD MOODYOU GET EXTRA-LITERAL ABOUT EVERYTHING. darrinbell.substack.com I CAN TELL. YOU CAN TELL WHOM? IT DAREN BELL CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL GUESS WHAT ? HUH ? PENGUINS . HELP ME OUT : IS IT A PERSONA PLACE OR A THING ? YOU MUST BE IN A BAD MOOD . 9-22 KAMALA HARRIS ? QUASARS ? SUGAR BEETS ? CEILING FANS ? CHARLIE CHAPLIN ? DJIBOUTI ? WORLD WAR III ? LIZZO ? " SESAME STREET " ? THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES ? THE CODE OF HAMMURABI ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHENEVER YOU'RE IN A BAD MOODYOU GET EXTRA - LITERAL ABOUT EVERYTHING . darrinbell.substack.com I CAN TELL . YOU CAN TELL WHOM ? IT DAREN BELL

Comics OCR: TYRONE? MANY YEARS AGOAS WE SHARED A SANDWICHYOU SAID "WAIT FOR IT..." BUT THEN YOU NEVER SPOKE OF "IT" AGAIN. WHAT WAS "IT"? HOW WILL I RECOGNIZE “IT” WHEN "IT" MANIFESTS? darrinbell.substack.com 21 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate OR HAS "IT" ALREADY OCCURREDAND I MISSED "IT" AND MY CHANCE TO INTERACT WITH "IT" WILL NEVER COME AGAIN? ????? DORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IT WAS JUST MY WAY OF DISTRACTING YOU SO I COULD EAT THE LAST BITE. OR HAS THE "IT" ALWAYS BEEN IMMATERIALAND IT WAS ALWAYS THE "WAITING" PART THAT MATTERED? TYRONE ? MANY YEARS AGOAS WE SHARED A SANDWICHYOU SAID " WAIT FOR IT ... " BUT THEN YOU NEVER SPOKE OF " IT " AGAIN . WHAT WAS " IT " ? HOW WILL I RECOGNIZE “ IT ” WHEN " IT " MANIFESTS ? darrinbell.substack.com 21 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate OR HAS " IT " ALREADY OCCURREDAND I MISSED " IT " AND MY CHANCE TO INTERACT WITH " IT " WILL NEVER COME AGAIN ? ????? DORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IT WAS JUST MY WAY OF DISTRACTING YOU SO I COULD EAT THE LAST BITE . OR HAS THE " IT " ALWAYS BEEN IMMATERIALAND IT WAS ALWAYS THE " WAITING " PART THAT MATTERED ?

Conversation OCR: SIRI HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE CHANGE YOU MADE TO MY AD CAMPAIGN FOR HUFTY'S HUMONGOUS TRASH BAGS. DAREIN BELL ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate YOUR CAMPAIGN WAS SO NARROWLY FOCUSEDGARCIA. SIRYOU JUST CAN'T CHARGE TWICE AS MUCH FOR TRASH BAGS BY CALLING THEM "TENTS." RECONTEXTUALIZATIONTHAT'S THE TICKET TO A LUCRATIVE CAMPAIGN. 20 darrinbell.substack.com (:)) IT'S OKAY. THE FINE PRINT SAYS"THESE AREN'T ACTUALLY TENTSTHEY'RE JUST TRASH BAGS." BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THAT'S NOT HOW FINE PRINT WORKS. ...OR MAYBE IT IS. SIRI HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE CHANGE YOU MADE TO MY AD CAMPAIGN FOR HUFTY'S HUMONGOUS TRASH BAGS . DAREIN BELL © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate YOUR CAMPAIGN WAS SO NARROWLY FOCUSEDGARCIA . SIRYOU JUST CAN'T CHARGE TWICE AS MUCH FOR TRASH BAGS BY CALLING THEM " TENTS . " RECONTEXTUALIZATIONTHAT'S THE TICKET TO A LUCRATIVE CAMPAIGN . 20 darrinbell.substack.com ( :) ) IT'S OKAY . THE FINE PRINT SAYS" THESE AREN'T ACTUALLY TENTSTHEY'RE JUST TRASH BAGS . " BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THAT'S NOT HOW FINE PRINT WORKS . ... OR MAYBE IT IS .

Fictional character OCR: WHERE YOU BEEN ATBIG L? HOLD ON. DAREN BELL I'M ON THE PHONECLYDE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I AIN'T ASKED WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOWI ASKED WHERE YOU BEEN. WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT I'M TALKINGCLYDE. I'LL TALK TO YOU IN A MINUTE. darrinbell.substack.com NEVA SCURD 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate IF IT ONLY TAKE A MINUTE TO TELL ME WHERE YOU BEENTHAT @#$% AIN'T WORTH HEARIN' ABOUT. NEVA SCURD WHAT? WHAT? WHERE YOU BEEN ATBIG L ? HOLD ON . DAREN BELL I'M ON THE PHONECLYDE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I AIN'T ASKED WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOWI ASKED WHERE YOU BEEN . WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT I'M TALKINGCLYDE . I'LL TALK TO YOU IN A MINUTE . darrinbell.substack.com NEVA SCURD 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate IF IT ONLY TAKE A MINUTE TO TELL ME WHERE YOU BEENTHAT @ # $ % AIN'T WORTH HEARIN ' ABOUT . NEVA SCURD WHAT ? WHAT ?

Jaw OCR: REMEMBER GERBIL AUTO- UM... NO? MOTIVE? NO? DARZAN BEL THAT'S THE $82 STOCK 1 SANK MY WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS INTO BEFORE IT PLUMMETED TO LESS THAN ONE DOLLAR. AT WHICH POINT YOU TALKED ME INTO SELLING IT. I LOST $140000. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate 9- 18 darrinbell.substack.com I... DO NOT RECALL THIS STOCK OF WHICH YOU SPEAK. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE THIS'LL HELP: IT'S THE STOCK THAT SKY- ROCKETED TO $162 A SHARE TODAY. DOESN'T RING A BELL. REMEMBER GERBIL AUTO- UM ... NO ? MOTIVE ? NO ? DARZAN BEL THAT'S THE $ 82 STOCK 1 SANK MY WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS INTO BEFORE IT PLUMMETED TO LESS THAN ONE DOLLAR . AT WHICH POINT YOU TALKED ME INTO SELLING IT . I LOST $ 140000 . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate 9- 18 darrinbell.substack.com I ... DO NOT RECALL THIS STOCK OF WHICH YOU SPEAK . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE THIS'LL HELP : IT'S THE STOCK THAT SKY- ROCKETED TO $ 162 A SHARE TODAY . DOESN'T RING A BELL .

Publication OCR: YOU NEVER HEAR PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE ANYMORE. THE SILENCE IS VERY SUSPICIOUS. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS VERY SUSPICIOUS? FOUR U.S. PRESIDENTS WERE ASSASSINATEDCHANGING THE COURSE OF HISTORY. BUT NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW ALL FOUR ASSASSINS LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY ALIKE. ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE FAMILY. OR CLONES. PEOPLE REFLEXIVELY DISMISS SUCH NOTIONS. darrinbell.substack.com A LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE DENIGRATE CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 9- 17 27 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM A SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE. THE TALK IF I SELL STUFFI COULD PROBABLY AFFORD A USED CAR. YOU NEVER HEAR PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE ANYMORE . THE SILENCE IS VERY SUSPICIOUS . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS VERY SUSPICIOUS ? FOUR U.S. PRESIDENTS WERE ASSASSINATEDCHANGING THE COURSE OF HISTORY . BUT NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW ALL FOUR ASSASSINS LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY ALIKE . ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE FAMILY . OR CLONES . PEOPLE REFLEXIVELY DISMISS SUCH NOTIONS . darrinbell.substack.com A LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE DENIGRATE CONSPIRACY THEORIES . 9- 17 27 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM A SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE . THE TALK IF I SELL STUFFI COULD PROBABLY AFFORD A USED CAR .

Drawing OCR: I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING OUR LATEST TOTALLY LEGITIMATE FEAR WAS "RACIST.”" DAREN BELL ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate IT ALL STARTED WHEN COPS ARRESTED A MENTALLY ILL AMERICAN CITIZEN FOR EATING A CAT. THAT WAS CLEAR PROOF THAT HORDES OF HAITIAN MIGRANTS WERE KIDNAPPING AMERICA'S PETS AND DEVOURING THEM. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN darrinbell.substack.com 16 BEFORE LONG J.D. VANCE REPEATED THE CLAIM AND WE CIRCULATED AI-GENERATED IMAGES OF DONALD TRUMP RESCUING LOVABLE KITTENS FROM VERY HUNGRY BLACKS. I MISSED THIS WHOLE THING AND I'M GLAD I DID. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM www wwww wwwwwwwmm www.mmmm I The Cantorite Chronicle TUT PRESIDENT OBAMA pm w mv ????? HOW'S ANY OF THAT "RACIST"? AMERICA CAT AGAIN I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING OUR LATEST TOTALLY LEGITIMATE FEAR WAS " RACIST . ” " DAREN BELL © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate IT ALL STARTED WHEN COPS ARRESTED A MENTALLY ILL AMERICAN CITIZEN FOR EATING A CAT . THAT WAS CLEAR PROOF THAT HORDES OF HAITIAN MIGRANTS WERE KIDNAPPING AMERICA'S PETS AND DEVOURING THEM . MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN darrinbell.substack.com 16 BEFORE LONG J.D. VANCE REPEATED THE CLAIM AND WE CIRCULATED AI - GENERATED IMAGES OF DONALD TRUMP RESCUING LOVABLE KITTENS FROM VERY HUNGRY BLACKS . I MISSED THIS WHOLE THING AND I'M GLAD I DID . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM www wwww wwwwwwwmm www.mmmm I The Cantorite Chronicle TUT PRESIDENT OBAMA pm w mv ????? HOW'S ANY OF THAT " RACIST " ? AMERICA CAT AGAIN

Rectangle OCR: CANDORVILLE E 7 51 by DARIN BELL LET'S PLAY DOCTOR. YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE "MEDICARE ADVANTAGE" AND I'LL TELL YOU THAT'S ACTUALLY PRIVATE INSURANCESO I GET TO BILL YOU A HUGE COPAY FOR YOUR GALLBLADDER SURGERY. ROSCOE'S RIB SHACK ? WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 9-15 ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate DAREIN BELL CANDORVILLE E 7 51 by DARIN BELL LET'S PLAY DOCTOR . YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE " MEDICARE ADVANTAGE " AND I'LL TELL YOU THAT'S ACTUALLY PRIVATE INSURANCENOT REAL MEDICARESO I GET TO BILL YOU A HUGE COPAY FOR YOUR GALLBLADDER SURGERY . ROSCOE'S RIB SHACK ? WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 9-15 © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate DAREIN BELL

Humour OCR: WHAT'S WRONG PEOPLE ARE WITH ALREADY YOU? VOTINGBY MAIL! THE 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate VOTING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EASY AND CONVENIENT! THAT INVITES FRAUD! THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE A FAIR VOTE IS TO VOTE ONLY DURING ONE SINGLE WEEKDAYWHERE THE MINORITIES WHO MANAGE TO GET TIME OFF WORK STAND IN LINE FOR HOURS IN CRUCIAL STATESBECAUSE MY PARTY CLOSED SO MANY OF THEIR POLLING LOCATIONS... darrinbell.substack.com THE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. THE TALK DON'T INTERRUPT. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN DARZIN BELL I WAS ABOUT TO SAY "ONLY TO FIND OUT THEY'D BEEN PURGED FROM THE VOTING ROLLSAND..." WHAT'S WRONG PEOPLE ARE WITH ALREADY YOU ? VOTINGBY MAIL ! THE 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate VOTING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EASY AND CONVENIENT ! THAT INVITES FRAUD ! THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE A FAIR VOTE IS TO VOTE ONLY DURING ONE SINGLE WEEKDAYWHERE THE MINORITIES WHO MANAGE TO GET TIME OFF WORK STAND IN LINE FOR HOURS IN CRUCIAL STATESBECAUSE MY PARTY CLOSED SO MANY OF THEIR POLLING LOCATIONS ... darrinbell.substack.com THE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS . THE TALK DON'T INTERRUPT . MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN DARZIN BELL I WAS ABOUT TO SAY " ONLY TO FIND OUT THEY'D BEEN PURGED FROM THE VOTING ROLLSAND ... "

Conversation OCR: THAT HOUSEKEEPER YOU SENT OVER TRIED TO KILL ME. W ...WHAT? LM ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate SHE MOVED THE COUCH HALF AN INCH TO THE LEFT. SHE DENIED ITBUT I KNOW SHE DID IT. WHEN I WALKED INI ALMOST TRIPPED ON IT. JUST LIKE SHE'D PLANNED. WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM PLEASE STOP FINDING REASONS TO FIRE EVERY- ONE I SEND TO HELP YOU THE GARDENER IS TRYING TO KILL ME. darrinbell.substack.com SIGH. WHAT? I'M NOT FOLLOWING. MOMMAIT'S OKAY TO ADMIT YOU CAN'T DO EVERYTHING YOU USED TO DO. -DAREH BELL- THAT HOUSEKEEPER YOU SENT OVER TRIED TO KILL ME . W ... WHAT ? LM © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate SHE MOVED THE COUCH HALF AN INCH TO THE LEFT . SHE DENIED ITBUT I KNOW SHE DID IT . WHEN I WALKED INI ALMOST TRIPPED ON IT . JUST LIKE SHE'D PLANNED . WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM PLEASE STOP FINDING REASONS TO FIRE EVERY- ONE I SEND TO HELP YOU THE GARDENER IS TRYING TO KILL ME . darrinbell.substack.com SIGH . WHAT ? I'M NOT FOLLOWING . MOMMAIT'S OKAY TO ADMIT YOU CAN'T DO EVERYTHING YOU USED TO DO . -DAREH BELL-

Humour OCR: ON HIMOMMA. I DID YOUR DISHES BEFORE I HAD TO RUNBUT I NOTICED YOU NEEDED A LOT MORE DONE. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate SO I CALLED A HOUSEKEEPING SERVICE. THEY'RE GOING TO SEND SOMEONE OVER IN A FEW MINUTES TO TIDY THINGS UP. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE. THEY'LL COME OVER EVERY OTHER DAY. darrinbell.substack.com PT ON R 9- 12 NOI'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE OLDMOMMA. ALL THAT MOLDY FOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE HAS LEARNED TO TALKAND IT'S SAYING YOU'RE OLD. CLICK. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM HELLO? VAKRIN BELL ON HIMOMMA . I DID YOUR DISHES BEFORE I HAD TO RUNBUT I NOTICED YOU NEEDED A LOT MORE DONE . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate SO I CALLED A HOUSEKEEPING SERVICE . THEY'RE GOING TO SEND SOMEONE OVER IN A FEW MINUTES TO TIDY THINGS UP . YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE . THEY'LL COME OVER EVERY OTHER DAY . darrinbell.substack.com PT ON R 9- 12 NOI'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE OLDMOMMA . ALL THAT MOLDY FOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE HAS LEARNED TO TALKAND IT'S SAYING YOU'RE OLD . CLICK . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM HELLO ? VAKRIN BELL

Fictional character OCR: I'VE BEEN REWATCHING BABYLON 5 EVERY FEW YEARS SINCE THE NINETIES. DAREN BELL ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate IT'S ABOUT A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE ON A SPACE STATION HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW... darrinbell.substack.com ...WHO ORGANIZE A DIVERSE ALLIANCE TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST A XENOPHOBICAUTOCRATIC MOVEMENT THAT'S OVERTAKEN EARTH AND OTHER MAJOR POWERS. 9- 11 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE YOU SHOULD REWATCH SOME LESS STRESSFUL SHOWSLIKE "CARE BEARS." TENDERHEART BEAR COLLECTING RAINBOWS INSTEAD OF FIGHTING AGAINST FASCISM IS PART OF THE PROBLEMSUSAN. I'VE BEEN REWATCHING BABYLON 5 EVERY FEW YEARS SINCE THE NINETIES . DAREN BELL © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate IT'S ABOUT A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE ON A SPACE STATION HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW ... darrinbell.substack.com ... WHO ORGANIZE A DIVERSE ALLIANCE TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST A XENOPHOBICAUTOCRATIC MOVEMENT THAT'S OVERTAKEN EARTH AND OTHER MAJOR POWERS . 9- 11 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE YOU SHOULD REWATCH SOME LESS STRESSFUL SHOWSLIKE " CARE BEARS . " TENDERHEART BEAR COLLECTING RAINBOWS INSTEAD OF FIGHTING AGAINST FASCISM IS PART OF THE PROBLEMSUSAN .

Comic book OCR: I BET THERE'D BE ALMOST NO CRIME AT ALL IF EVERYONE'S BASIC NEEDS WERE GUARANTEED. 50000000 83 NEVA SCURD ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate IF EVERYONE HAD FOODHEALTH CARE AND STAR TREKTHERE'D BE NO REASON TO ROB ANYONE. 10 darrinbell.substack.com 79 43 F G 85 YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR LIST OF BASIC NEEDSBRUH. NEVA SCURD BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WELL... I GUESS IT IS POSSIBLE THAT BABYLON 5 IS MORE ESSENTIAL. STOP THAT. 00000000S 85 NEVA SCURD WAREIN GEL I BET THERE'D BE ALMOST NO CRIME AT ALL IF EVERYONE'S BASIC NEEDS WERE GUARANTEED . 50000000 83 NEVA SCURD © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate IF EVERYONE HAD FOODHEALTH CARE AND STAR TREKTHERE'D BE NO REASON TO ROB ANYONE . 10 darrinbell.substack.com 79 43 F G 85 YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR LIST OF BASIC NEEDSBRUH . NEVA SCURD BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WELL ... I GUESS IT IS POSSIBLE THAT BABYLON 5 IS MORE ESSENTIAL . STOP THAT . 00000000S 85 NEVA SCURD WAREIN GEL

Art OCR: JOHN RITTER WAS TRENDING ON TWITTER LAST WEEKEVEN THOUGH HE DIED OVER TWENTY YEARS AGO. darrinbell.substack.com YOU LOVED JOHN RITTER. 9-9 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I'M IMPRESSED WHO THAT THIS DIDN'T DIDN'T MAKE YOU THINK I WAS GETTING TO THAT. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ? "TWENTY YEARS? MESUSAN. I'M GETTING SO OLD!" D DAREIN BELL JOHN RITTER WAS TRENDING ON TWITTER LAST WEEKEVEN THOUGH HE DIED OVER TWENTY YEARS AGO . darrinbell.substack.com YOU LOVED JOHN RITTER . 9-9 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I'M IMPRESSED WHO THAT THIS DIDN'T DIDN'T MAKE YOU THINK I WAS GETTING TO THAT . NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ? " TWENTY YEARS ? MESUSAN . I'M GETTING SO OLD ! " D DAREIN BELL

Comic book OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL HAVE I DONE ENOUGH GOOD IN THE WORLD? 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE NOT EVEN CLOSE. TALK NEVA SCURD 7 WHAT? 43 F G THAT'S ONE OF THEM QUESTIONS WHERE IF YOU GOTTA ASKTHE ANSWER "NO." Y'KNOWLIKE "DID I LOCK MY DOOR?" OR "DID I RUN ENOUGH GAME?" OR "DID I EAT ALL THE CHEETOS OUT THAT BAG YET?" AN' THEN YOU FISH AROUND IN THE BAG AN SURE 'NOUGHYOU GOT A WHOLE 'NOTHER HANDFUL. AN' WHEN YOU DONE WITH THATYOU STILL AIN'T DONE. THAT'S WHEN YOU SHAKE THE CRUMBS INTO YOUR MOUTH. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECTJUST SAY SO. THE TALK NEVA SCURD THE NEVA TALKE SCURD darrinbell.substack.com SO. 60 79 43 F G THE TALK NEVA SCURD STOP THAT. BL CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL HAVE I DONE ENOUGH GOOD IN THE WORLD ? 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE NOT EVEN CLOSE . TALK NEVA SCURD 7 WHAT ? 43 F G THAT'S ONE OF THEM QUESTIONS WHERE IF YOU GOTTA ASKTHE ANSWER " NO . " Y'KNOWLIKE " DID I LOCK MY DOOR ? " OR " DID I RUN ENOUGH GAME ? " OR " DID I EAT ALL THE CHEETOS OUT THAT BAG YET ? " AN ' THEN YOU FISH AROUND IN THE BAG AN SURE ' NOUGHYOU GOT A WHOLE ' NOTHER HANDFUL . AN ' WHEN YOU DONE WITH THATYOU STILL AIN'T DONE . THAT'S WHEN YOU SHAKE THE CRUMBS INTO YOUR MOUTH . NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECTJUST SAY SO . THE TALK NEVA SCURD THE NEVA TALKE SCURD darrinbell.substack.com SO . 60 79 43 F G THE TALK NEVA SCURD STOP THAT . BL

Illustration OCR: THE PAPER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF ITS OWN COMICS PAGE. I READ COMICS WHEN I WAS A KID. IT WAS MY INTRODUCTION TO THE NEWSPAPERCLYDE. WHEN I WAS A TEEN- AGERI STARTED READING THE POLITICAL STRIPS ON THE COMICS PAGE. THEY INTRODUCED ME TO POLITICSAND IT MADE ME WANT TO READ THE REST OF THE PAPER. darrinbell.substack.com IT'S LIKE THEY'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO GET YOUNG PEOPLE TO READ THE PAPER. NEVA CUR www wwww w CHEE Che Canderolle ??????. D THEY TURNED DOWN YOUR "THE LITTLEST IMPEACHED THREE-YEAR-PWESIDENT" OLD'S COMIC IS TOO GOOD FOR THEMSTRIP IDEA AGAIN? ANYWAY. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NEVA SCUR wwwww www wwww wwwwwwww wwwwww ?????? J Che Cano THE PAPER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF ITS OWN COMICS PAGE . I READ COMICS WHEN I WAS A KID . IT WAS MY INTRODUCTION TO THE NEWSPAPERCLYDE . WHEN I WAS A TEEN- AGERI STARTED READING THE POLITICAL STRIPS ON THE COMICS PAGE . THEY INTRODUCED ME TO POLITICSAND IT MADE ME WANT TO READ THE REST OF THE PAPER . darrinbell.substack.com IT'S LIKE THEY'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO GET YOUNG PEOPLE TO READ THE PAPER . NEVA CUR www wwww w CHEE Che Canderolle ?????? . D THEY TURNED DOWN YOUR " THE LITTLEST IMPEACHED THREE - YEAR - PWESIDENT " OLD'S COMIC IS TOO GOOD FOR THEMSTRIP IDEA AGAIN ? ANYWAY . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NEVA SCUR wwwww www wwww wwwwwwww wwwwww ?????? J Che Cano

Conversation OCR: HIMOMMA. WHAT'S UP? 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WHAT DO YOU MEAN"WHEN WILL I VISIT YOU?" darrinbell.substack.com || JUST LEFT YOUR HOUSEMOMMA. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?! | MADE YOU LUNCHI PRUNED YOUR ROSEBUSHESI REFILLED YOUR MEDS... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I READ YOU THE FINE PRINT THAT SAID SOME OF THEM COULD CAUSE MEMORY LOSSI... ...OH. I SEE. VERY FUNNYMOMMA. A-TRAIN 20 DAREEN BALL HIMOMMA . WHAT'S UP ? 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WHAT DO YOU MEAN" WHEN WILL I VISIT YOU ? " darrinbell.substack.com || JUST LEFT YOUR HOUSEMOMMA . DON'T YOU REMEMBER ?! | MADE YOU LUNCHI PRUNED YOUR ROSEBUSHESI REFILLED YOUR MEDS ... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I READ YOU THE FINE PRINT THAT SAID SOME OF THEM COULD CAUSE MEMORY LOSSI ... ... OH . I SEE . VERY FUNNYMOMMA . A - TRAIN 20 DAREEN BALL

Happy OCR: DAREN BELL YOU LOOK OF COURSE HAPPY. I DO! WHY SHOULDN'T I? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DON'T I USUALLY LOOK HAPPY? I USUALLY FEEL HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH I'M GOING TO EVENTUALLY SUCCUMB TO AGEBE MISSED FOR A BRIEF MOMENTAND THEN FORGOTTEN BY THE MASSESALL OF WHOM WILL EVENTUALLY DIEVANISHING INTO THE DEEP VOID OF FORGOTTEN HISTORY. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. B darrinbell.substack.com 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WHAT? I'M JUST JOKING. ...IN THE FACE OF THE ENDLESS VOID. DAREN BELL YOU LOOK OF COURSE HAPPY . I DO ! WHY SHOULDN'T I ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DON'T I USUALLY LOOK HAPPY ? I USUALLY FEEL HAPPY . EVEN THOUGH I'M GOING TO EVENTUALLY SUCCUMB TO AGEINFIRMITY OR TRAGEDYBE MISSED FOR A BRIEF MOMENTAND THEN FORGOTTEN BY THE MASSESALL OF WHOM WILL EVENTUALLY DIEVANISHING INTO THE DEEP VOID OF FORGOTTEN HISTORY . FORGET I SAID ANYTHING . B darrinbell.substack.com 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WHAT ? I'M JUST JOKING . ... IN THE FACE OF THE ENDLESS VOID .

Comics OCR: DEATH MAKES SENSE. NONSENSEROSENCRANTZ. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate BUT EVERYTHING COMES TO AN ENDTYRONE. EVERYTHING. DAREIN BELL IF THAT WERE TRUETHEN EVERYTHING COMING TO AN END WOULD COME TO AN END. 9- 4 darrinbell.substack.com THAT DRAMATIC PAUSE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROSCOE'S CREMATORIUM AND TAX SERVICES. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I STILL SAY CONVERSING WITH YOU FEELS A BIT INAUTHENTIC NOW THAT YOU'RE MONETIZED. DEATH MAKES SENSE . NONSENSEROSENCRANTZ . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate BUT EVERYTHING COMES TO AN ENDTYRONE . EVERYTHING . DAREIN BELL IF THAT WERE TRUETHEN EVERYTHING COMING TO AN END WOULD COME TO AN END . 9- 4 darrinbell.substack.com THAT DRAMATIC PAUSE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROSCOE'S CREMATORIUM AND TAX SERVICES . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I STILL SAY CONVERSING WITH YOU FEELS A BIT INAUTHENTIC NOW THAT YOU'RE MONETIZED .

Illustration OCR: SO RE INGE? DO YOU THINK DEATH CAN BE A TRAINTYRONE? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DON'T BE ABSURDROSENCRANTZ. DEATH IS OBVIOUSLY A DONKEY. UNEXPECTEDSTUBBORN AND FLOPPY-EARED. 9- 3 darrinbell.substack.com 02024 Darrin Bell distby King Features Syndicate "FLOPPY- EARED"? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. NEITHER DOES DEATH. SPARE CHANGE DAREIN GILE SO RE INGE ? DO YOU THINK DEATH CAN BE A TRAINTYRONE ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DON'T BE ABSURDROSENCRANTZ . DEATH IS OBVIOUSLY A DONKEY . UNEXPECTEDSTUBBORN AND FLOPPY - EARED . 9- 3 darrinbell.substack.com 02024 Darrin Bell distby King Features Syndicate " FLOPPY- EARED " ? THAT MAKES NO SENSE . NEITHER DOES DEATH . SPARE CHANGE DAREIN GILE

Art OCR: ROBERT F. KENNEDYJR. SAID A WORM CENSORED PART OF HIS BRAIN. 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate HE ALSO SAID HE FOUND A BEAR CARCASS IN THE STREETAND SINCE HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO EAT ITHE CENSORED IT IN CENTRAL PARK. darrinbell.substack.com HIS DAUGHTER SAYS HE DE CENSORED D THE HEAD OF A WHALE HE FOUND ON A BEACHSTRAPPED IT TO THEIR MINIVAN AND DROVE IT HOME. 9- BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM "CENSORING" SOMETHING MAKES IT NOT ALWAYS. SOUND WORSE THAN IT REALLY ISLEMONT. DAREN BELL ROBERT F. KENNEDYJR . SAID A WORM CENSORED PART OF HIS BRAIN . 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate HE ALSO SAID HE FOUND A BEAR CARCASS IN THE STREETAND SINCE HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO EAT ITHE CENSORED IT IN CENTRAL PARK . darrinbell.substack.com HIS DAUGHTER SAYS HE DE CENSORED D THE HEAD OF A WHALE HE FOUND ON A BEACHSTRAPPED IT TO THEIR MINIVAN AND DROVE IT HOME . 9- BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM " CENSORING " SOMETHING MAKES IT NOT ALWAYS . SOUND WORSE THAN IT REALLY ISLEMONT . DAREN BELL

Conversation OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL ATTENTION: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY. 9-1 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndica eeeee THEY'RE BELIEVED TO HAVE DISGUISED THEMSELVES AS ABSENTEE BALLOTS AND MAILED THEMSELVES ?? UNSUSPECTING VOTERS. NASA HAS CONFIRMED THAT AN ALIEN INVASION IS UNDER WAY. THE FACE-EATINGCARNIVOROUS ALIENS ARE RECTANGULARAND THEY HAVE INSIDIOUS CHAMELEON-LIKE ABILITIES. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL darrinbell.substack.com PARTICULARLY TO BLACK VOTERS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS. NOT FALLING FOR IT! YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BURN THE VICIOUS MONSTERS ALIVE AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE IN YOUR MAILBOX. CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL ATTENTION : THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY . 9-1 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndica eeeee THEY'RE BELIEVED TO HAVE DISGUISED THEMSELVES AS ABSENTEE BALLOTS AND MAILED THEMSELVES ?? UNSUSPECTING VOTERS . NASA HAS CONFIRMED THAT AN ALIEN INVASION IS UNDER WAY . THE FACE - EATINGCARNIVOROUS ALIENS ARE RECTANGULARABOUT 8X14 INCHESTHEY'RE NEARLY FLATAND THEY HAVE INSIDIOUS CHAMELEON - LIKE ABILITIES . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL darrinbell.substack.com PARTICULARLY TO BLACK VOTERS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS . NOT FALLING FOR IT ! YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BURN THE VICIOUS MONSTERS ALIVE AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE IN YOUR MAILBOX .

Art OCR: MY WIFE WANTS A BIGGER HOUSEBUT I WANT TO DOWNSIZE. WHAT SHOULD I DO? C-DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $2 I GET THAT QUESTION 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate A HOUSE AIN'T JUST A HOUSE. IT REFLECT THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLE IN IT. IF YOU WANT TOTALLY OPPOSITE HOUSES... darrinbell.substack.com KICK HER TO THE STREETS. WHEN SHE DIVORCES YOUSHE'LL GET HALF YOUR STUFF AN' ALL THE HOUSE. C-DOG INCRE BAD A VICE $2 THUC ALL THE TIME. MAYBE Y'ALL TWO AIN'T COMPATIBLE NO MORE. 3- 31 WITHOUT YOU TAKIN' UP SPACETHE HOUSE WOULD FEEL BIGGER TO HER. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM BUT I'D BE HOMELESS. YOU'D BE "DOWN- SIZED." C-DOG'S REDIBLY BAD ADVICE $2 SOUND LIKE A WIN-WIN TO ME. RENGAL MY WIFE WANTS A BIGGER HOUSEBUT I WANT TO DOWNSIZE . WHAT SHOULD I DO ? C - DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $ 2 I GET THAT QUESTION 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate A HOUSE AIN'T JUST A HOUSE . IT REFLECT THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLE IN IT . IF YOU WANT TOTALLY OPPOSITE HOUSES ... darrinbell.substack.com KICK HER TO THE STREETS . WHEN SHE DIVORCES YOUSHE'LL GET HALF YOUR STUFF AN ' ALL THE HOUSE . C - DOG INCRE BAD A VICE $ 2 THUC ALL THE TIME . MAYBE Y'ALL TWO AIN'T COMPATIBLE NO MORE . 3- 31 WITHOUT YOU TAKIN ' UP SPACETHE HOUSE WOULD FEEL BIGGER TO HER . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM BUT I'D BE HOMELESS . YOU'D BE " DOWN- SIZED . " C - DOG'S REDIBLY BAD ADVICE $ 2 SOUND LIKE A WIN - WIN TO ME . RENGAL

Art OCR: SIRGIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I CAN'T TRANSFER DICK FINK TO THE MAILROOM. 2002 ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH ON ME TO RUIN MY LIFE WITHOUT HIM ALSO HAVING ACCESS TO MY MAIL. DAREN BEL 8- 30 darrinbell.substack.com WAIT... WHAT? JUST KIDDING. APRIL FOOLS. APRIL FOOLS CEO OF THE YEAR IS IN APRIL. 2002 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM UM... DID 1 SAY THAT OUT LOUD? ONLY AN AMATEUR DOES APRIL FOOLS WHEN PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING IT. SIRGIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I CAN'T TRANSFER DICK FINK TO THE MAILROOM . 2002 © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH ON ME TO RUIN MY LIFE WITHOUT HIM ALSO HAVING ACCESS TO MY MAIL . DAREN BEL 8- 30 darrinbell.substack.com WAIT ... WHAT ? JUST KIDDING . APRIL FOOLS . APRIL FOOLS CEO OF THE YEAR IS IN APRIL . 2002 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM UM ... DID 1 SAY THAT OUT LOUD ? ONLY AN AMATEUR DOES APRIL FOOLS WHEN PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING IT .

Fiction OCR: OF COURSE I DOUBLE- CHECKED THE AUDIO LEVELS IN YOUR FRIEND'S AUDIOBOOKMS. GARCIA. THEN WHY DOES IT RANDOMLY SHOOT UP TO 130 DECIBELSDICK? ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTERI'D THINK YOU WERE TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY FRIEND'S BOOK. A SOUND LEVEL THAT HIGH'S LIKE TORTURE. VARIN BELL 29 darrinbell.substack.com I THOUGHT THAT WOULD PERFECTLY COMPLEMENT THE EXPERIENCE OF ENDURING YOUR FRIEND'S LOUSY BOOK. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DICK FINKYOUR JOB IS NOT TO BE A CRITIC. OF COURSE I DOUBLE- CHECKED THE AUDIO LEVELS IN YOUR FRIEND'S AUDIOBOOKMS . GARCIA . THEN WHY DOES IT RANDOMLY SHOOT UP TO 130 DECIBELSDICK ? © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTERI'D THINK YOU WERE TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY FRIEND'S BOOK . A SOUND LEVEL THAT HIGH'S LIKE TORTURE . VARIN BELL 29 darrinbell.substack.com I THOUGHT THAT WOULD PERFECTLY COMPLEMENT THE EXPERIENCE OF ENDURING YOUR FRIEND'S LOUSY BOOK . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DICK FINKYOUR JOB IS NOT TO BE A CRITIC .

Art OCR: I'MA HAVE TO DROP OUT THE PRESIDENTIAL RACEBRUH. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM E'RY SINCE KAMALA HARRIS STARTED RUNNING... TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO WAS GONNA VOTE "NONE OF THE ABOVE" CHANGED THEIR MINDS. 8- 28 darrinbell.substack.com SO TURNS OUT I LEGALLY CHANGED MY NAME TO "NONE OF THE ABOVE" FOR NOTHING. THUG LIFE 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate STOP MESSING WITH OUR DEMOCRACY! I HOPE I CAN CHANGE IT BACK IN TIME TO NOT VOTE. I'MA HAVE TO DROP OUT THE PRESIDENTIAL RACEBRUH . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM E'RY SINCE KAMALA HARRIS STARTED RUNNING ... TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO WAS GONNA VOTE " NONE OF THE ABOVE " CHANGED THEIR MINDS . 8- 28 darrinbell.substack.com SO TURNS OUT I LEGALLY CHANGED MY NAME TO " NONE OF THE ABOVE " FOR NOTHING . THUG LIFE 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate STOP MESSING WITH OUR DEMOCRACY ! I HOPE I CAN CHANGE IT BACK IN TIME TO NOT VOTE .

Illustration OCR: GOOGLEI WAS THINKING OF BOTH A TOOTHPICK AND STAR TREK.. ??? THEN IN MY VERY NEXT SEARCH AN AD FOR TRIBBLE-FLAVORED TOOTHPICKS POPPED UP. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate HAVE YOU OR GOOGLE OR ALEXA LEARNED TO READ MINDS? MANI'M HUNGRY. 162 8- 27 darrinbell.substack.com HEY SIRIWHY AM I NOW SEEING AN AD FOR FARZAD'S DISCOUNT DELI AND PARANOIA TREATMENT CENTER? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ?? DAREN BELL GOOGLESIRI AND ALEXAI WAS THINKING OF BOTH A TOOTHPICK AND STAR TREK .. ??? THEN IN MY VERY NEXT SEARCH AN AD FOR TRIBBLE - FLAVORED TOOTHPICKS POPPED UP . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate HAVE YOU OR GOOGLE OR ALEXA LEARNED TO READ MINDS ? MANI'M HUNGRY . 162 8- 27 darrinbell.substack.com HEY SIRIWHY AM I NOW SEEING AN AD FOR FARZAD'S DISCOUNT DELI AND PARANOIA TREATMENT CENTER ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ?? DAREN BELL

Illustration OCR: HOW ABOUT NOW? CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOWCLYDE? IT'S BEEN WEEKS. THE TALK NEVA SCURD M ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate NO. NO WAY. UH-UH. STILL TOO SOONBRUH. darrinbell.substack.com 8- 26 WELL... WHEN CAN WE TALK ABOUT “RAYGUN'S” UNBELIEVABLY EMBARRASSING OLYMPICS BREAKDANCING ROUTINE? THE TALK NEVA SCURD BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I COULD PENCIL YOU IN FOR HALF PAST THE 22ND CENTURY. TENTATIVELY. THE TALK NEVA SCURD DAREN BELL HOW ABOUT NOW ? CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOWCLYDE ? IT'S BEEN WEEKS . THE TALK NEVA SCURD M © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate NO . NO WAY . UH - UH . STILL TOO SOONBRUH . darrinbell.substack.com 8- 26 WELL ... WHEN CAN WE TALK ABOUT “ RAYGUN'S ” UNBELIEVABLY EMBARRASSING OLYMPICS BREAKDANCING ROUTINE ? THE TALK NEVA SCURD BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I COULD PENCIL YOU IN FOR HALF PAST THE 22ND CENTURY . TENTATIVELY . THE TALK NEVA SCURD DAREN BELL

Fictional character OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL I'VE FILED A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST THE DEMOCRAT PARTY FOR BAIT AND SWITCH! MAG THEY CAN'T GET A NEW CANDIDATE AFTER WE'VE ALREADY BOUGHT ADS ATTACKING THEIR OLD ONE. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WHAT'RE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 1.8 MILLION "DOWN WITH SLEEPY JOE" BUMPER STICKERS? 8-25 AND HOW ABOUT OUR 500000 "DON'T VOTE FOR THE OLD GUY" GRIZZLY BEAR MUZZLES? wwwww wwww www darrinbell.substack.com WE CAN'T RETURN THEM THE BEARS HAVE ALREADY WORN THEM. - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAI wwwwwwwwwww The Candovite Chronicle CREADONT Jamm mwww wwwww ww _WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate KAMALA OWES US SO MUCH MONEY THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RENAME IT THE "DEBT-O-CRAT" PARTY. PHORICA AT AGAIN wwwwww wwwwww www The Camborite Chronkia PRESIDENT OBAMA www mw DAREN BELL CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL I'VE FILED A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST THE DEMOCRAT PARTY FOR BAIT AND SWITCH ! MAG THEY CAN'T GET A NEW CANDIDATE AFTER WE'VE ALREADY BOUGHT ADS ATTACKING THEIR OLD ONE . MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WHAT'RE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 1.8 MILLION " DOWN WITH SLEEPY JOE " BUMPER STICKERS ? 8-25 AND HOW ABOUT OUR 500000 " DON'T VOTE FOR THE OLD GUY " GRIZZLY BEAR MUZZLES ? wwwww wwww www darrinbell.substack.com WE CAN'T RETURN THEM THE BEARS HAVE ALREADY WORN THEM . - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAI wwwwwwwwwww The Candovite Chronicle CREADONT Jamm mwww wwwww ww _WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate KAMALA OWES US SO MUCH MONEY THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RENAME IT THE " DEBT - O - CRAT " PARTY . PHORICA AT AGAIN wwwwww wwwwww www The Camborite Chronkia PRESIDENT OBAMA www mw DAREN BELL

Comic book OCR: WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THERAPY TODAYLEMONT? WELL... Dr. NOODLE SUSAN WORKS WAY TOO HARDDOC. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate HMMM... WHAT'S THE "HMMM" FOR? 8- 24 darrinbell.substack.com I ASKED ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMBUT YOU REPLIED BY TELLING ME ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IF YOU'RE SAYING I ACTUALLY THINK I WORK TOO HARD BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT TO MYSELFYOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG. HMMM. ??? M.A. ALSOI THINK MAYBE SHE'S SCARED ABOUT GETTING DARNELL HER FIRST PROSTATE EXAM. WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THERAPY TODAYLEMONT ? WELL ... Dr. NOODLE SUSAN WORKS WAY TOO HARDDOC . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate HMMM ... WHAT'S THE " HMMM " FOR ? 8- 24 darrinbell.substack.com I ASKED ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMBUT YOU REPLIED BY TELLING ME ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IF YOU'RE SAYING I ACTUALLY THINK I WORK TOO HARD BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT TO MYSELFYOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG . HMMM . ??? M.A. ALSOI THINK MAYBE SHE'S SCARED ABOUT GETTING DARNELL HER FIRST PROSTATE EXAM .

Comics OCR: YOU'RE RIGHTI DO WORK TOO MUCH. WANNA GO CAMPING? OF COURSE. 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate COOL. I HAVE A CABIN BY THE LAKE YOU COULD USE. GREAT! WE COULD... WAITWHAT DO YOU MEAN / COULD USE? 23 darrinbell.substack.com YOU'RE NOT COMING? OF COURSE NOT. I'M WAY TOO BUSY AT WORK. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM TELL ME YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO TAKE A VACATION VICARIOUSLY. MAKE SURE YOU SMELL MY FAVORITE ROSES. CAREIN CAL YOU'RE RIGHTI DO WORK TOO MUCH . WANNA GO CAMPING ? OF COURSE . 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate COOL . I HAVE A CABIN BY THE LAKE YOU COULD USE . GREAT ! WE COULD ... WAITWHAT DO YOU MEAN / COULD USE ? 23 darrinbell.substack.com YOU'RE NOT COMING ? OF COURSE NOT . I'M WAY TOO BUSY AT WORK . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM TELL ME YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO TAKE A VACATION VICARIOUSLY . MAKE SURE YOU SMELL MY FAVORITE ROSES . CAREIN CAL

Humour OCR: NOI DO NOT "WORK TOO MUCH." DIOS MIOYOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY MOTHER. REALLY? WELL... I GUESS SO. I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE HAD AN UNUSUALLY DEEP VOICE. YOU KNOW THERE MAY BE UNDERWATER ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS ON EUROPAGANYMEDE AND ENCELADUS? 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate LIKE IF BARRY WHITE WERE WEARING A DARTH VADER MASK AND SPEAKING UNDERWATER. darrinbell.substack.com 8- DAREIN BIL 22 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAMA'S GOOD AT CHANGING THE SUBJECT TOO. SAYING "ENCELADUS" MAKES ME WANT A SALAD. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SALAD? NOI DO NOT " WORK TOO MUCH . " DIOS MIOYOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY MOTHER . REALLY ? WELL ... I GUESS SO . I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE HAD AN UNUSUALLY DEEP VOICE . YOU KNOW THERE MAY BE UNDERWATER ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS ON EUROPAGANYMEDE AND ENCELADUS ? 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate LIKE IF BARRY WHITE WERE WEARING A DARTH VADER MASK AND SPEAKING UNDERWATER . darrinbell.substack.com 8- DAREIN BIL 22 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAMA'S GOOD AT CHANGING THE SUBJECT TOO . SAYING " ENCELADUS " MAKES ME WANT A SALAD . WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SALAD ?

Art OCR: DAREIN BELL I'M MAKING PROGRESS ON YOUR AUDIOBOOKLEMONT. I'VE HIRED A GREAT DIRECTORAND I SENT YOU AUDIO FILES OF THE VOICE ACTORS' AUDITIONS. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I'M ALSO DEVISING AN AD STRATEGY FOR COLON COLAAND BUILDING A SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM FOR THE LEAGUE OF LONELY GRIZZLY BEARS. WOW. YOU'VE GOT darrinbell.substack.com YOUR HANDS FULL. 8- 21 WAIT... IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME AUDIO FILES OF BEARS GROWLING? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE YOU'RE WORKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH. NONSENSE. ASIDE FROM THAT AND STUDYING FOR THE GERMAN BAR EXAMI'M REALLY SLACKING. DAREIN BELL I'M MAKING PROGRESS ON YOUR AUDIOBOOKLEMONT . I'VE HIRED A GREAT DIRECTORAND I SENT YOU AUDIO FILES OF THE VOICE ACTORS ' AUDITIONS . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I'M ALSO DEVISING AN AD STRATEGY FOR COLON COLAAND BUILDING A SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM FOR THE LEAGUE OF LONELY GRIZZLY BEARS . WOW . YOU'VE GOT darrinbell.substack.com YOUR HANDS FULL . 8- 21 WAIT ... IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME AUDIO FILES OF BEARS GROWLING ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MAYBE YOU'RE WORKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH . NONSENSE . ASIDE FROM THAT AND STUDYING FOR THE GERMAN BAR EXAMI'M REALLY SLACKING .

Sharing OCR: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T MAKE IT FOR LUNCHSUSAN? I RAN THE NUMBERS. IF I CUT OUT LUNCHESI COULD INCREASE MY PRODUCTIVITY BY 15%. darrinbell.substack.com ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST TRYING TO AVOID EATING MY FAMOUS TUNA AND JELLY SANDWICHES AGAIN? 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate 220 8- 20 OF COURSE NOTLEMONT. I'VE JUST DECIDED THAT HOW ABOUT I'M GIVING UP FOR EATING IN "LUNCH" IS AN DINNERGENERAL. UNNECESSARY THEN? WASTE OF TIME. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T MAKE IT FOR LUNCHSUSAN ? I RAN THE NUMBERS . IF I CUT OUT LUNCHESI COULD INCREASE MY PRODUCTIVITY BY 15 % . darrinbell.substack.com ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST TRYING TO AVOID EATING MY FAMOUS TUNA AND JELLY SANDWICHES AGAIN ? 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate 220 8- 20 OF COURSE NOTLEMONT . I'VE JUST DECIDED THAT HOW ABOUT I'M GIVING UP FOR EATING IN " LUNCH " IS AN DINNERGENERAL . UNNECESSARY THEN ? WASTE OF TIME . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL

Sharing OCR: SO... AT THE OLYMPICSJORDAN CHILES' COACH OBJECTED TO HER SCOREAWARDING HER THE BRONZE. O2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate THE ROMANIANS OBJECTEDSAYING CHILES' COACH'S OBJECTION CAME FOUR SECONDS TOO LATE. SO THE OLYMPICS AGREED AND STRIPPED CHILES OF HER MEDAL. darrinbell.substack.com THEN THE USA OBJECTEDSAYING IT HAS VIDEO EVIDENCE PROVING THE COACH OBJECTED AT 47 SECONDS13 SECONDS UNDER THE TIME LIMIT. DARZIN BEL 19 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THEN ON SOCIAL MEDIACHILES STARTED RECEIV- ING RACIAL SLURS LIKE "MONKEY" AND "N-WORD” FROM PEOPLE IN BOTH THE USA AND ROMANIA. SO THE OLYMPICS DID "UNITE" PEOPLE! 1 OBJECT. SO ... AT THE OLYMPICSJORDAN CHILES ' COACH OBJECTED TO HER SCOREAND THE JUDGES AGREEDAWARDING HER THE BRONZE . O2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate THE ROMANIANS OBJECTEDSAYING CHILES ' COACH'S OBJECTION CAME FOUR SECONDS TOO LATE . SO THE OLYMPICS AGREED AND STRIPPED CHILES OF HER MEDAL . darrinbell.substack.com THEN THE USA OBJECTEDSAYING IT HAS VIDEO EVIDENCE PROVING THE COACH OBJECTED AT 47 SECONDS13 SECONDS UNDER THE TIME LIMIT . DARZIN BEL 19 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THEN ON SOCIAL MEDIACHILES STARTED RECEIV- ING RACIAL SLURS LIKE " MONKEY " AND " N - WORD” FROM PEOPLE IN BOTH THE USA AND ROMANIA . SO THE OLYMPICS DID " UNITE " PEOPLE ! 1 OBJECT .

Parallel OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL LIKE I WAS SAYINGSHE WAS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH ME ONLINE. DAREN BELL Dr. NOODLE SHE THOUGHT I WAS WITTY AND FUNNYAND SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO MEET ME IN PERSON. SO WE WENT OUT ON A DATE. I ACTED EXACTLY THE SAME WAY IN PERSON AS I DID ONLINE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ALL OF A SUDDENSHE HATED IT! SHE WALKED OUT! HOW CAN YOU FAULT SOMEONE FOR DOING EXACTLY WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO THEM?! RESPONDING TO EVERY- THING WITH MEMES DOESN'T SEEM AS WITTY IN PERSON. BUT I USED A PORTFOLIO OF MY BEST IMAGES! 00 8-18 CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL LIKE I WAS SAYINGSHE WAS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH ME ONLINE . DAREN BELL Dr. NOODLE SHE THOUGHT I WAS WITTY AND FUNNYAND SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO MEET ME IN PERSON . SO WE WENT OUT ON A DATE . I ACTED EXACTLY THE SAME WAY IN PERSON AS I DID ONLINE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ALL OF A SUDDENSHE HATED IT ! SHE WALKED OUT ! HOW CAN YOU FAULT SOMEONE FOR DOING EXACTLY WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO THEM ?! RESPONDING TO EVERY- THING WITH MEMES DOESN'T SEEM AS WITTY IN PERSON . BUT I USED A PORTFOLIO OF MY BEST IMAGES ! 00 8-18

Art OCR: MY GIRLFRIEND'S CHEATING ON ME. HOW I CAN I GET THAT TO STOP? C-DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $2 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM GET YOU SOME BRASS KNUCKLESDRAG HER SIDE DUDE OUT HIS CARAN' DELIVER SOME PARKING- LOT JUSTICE. C-DOG BAD A CE $2 darrinbell.substack.com BUT... WOULDN'T I THEN GO TO PRISON? AND WOULDN'T SHE DUMP ME IF I WAS IN PRISON? 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate AT WHICH POINT HER SEEIN' THAT OTHER DUDE WOULDN'T BE "CHEATING" NO MORE. PROBLEM SOLVED. C-DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $2 DAREIN BELL MY GIRLFRIEND'S CHEATING ON ME . HOW I CAN I GET THAT TO STOP ? C - DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $ 2 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM GET YOU SOME BRASS KNUCKLESDRAG HER SIDE DUDE OUT HIS CARAN ' DELIVER SOME PARKING- LOT JUSTICE . C - DOG BAD A CE $ 2 darrinbell.substack.com BUT ... WOULDN'T I THEN GO TO PRISON ? AND WOULDN'T SHE DUMP ME IF I WAS IN PRISON ? 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate AT WHICH POINT HER SEEIN ' THAT OTHER DUDE WOULDN'T BE " CHEATING " NO MORE . PROBLEM SOLVED . C - DOG'S INCREDIBLY BAD ADVICE $ 2 DAREIN BELL

Art OCR: HEYSUSAN? JUST IN CASE YOU CAN'T GET MORGAN FREEMAN TO NARRATE MY AUDIOBOOKI HAVE SOME OTHER NAMES AS A PLAN B. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THIS REALISTICALLYLEMONT. SAMUEL JACKSON WOULD BE A GOOD SECOND CHOICE. OR IDRIS ELBA. 8- 16 darrinbell.substack.com 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate DAREIN BEL YOU A LINK EDDIE MURPHY I'M SENDING WOULD TO THE ALSO BE DEFINITION OF ACCEPTABLE. "REALISTIC." HEYSUSAN ? JUST IN CASE YOU CAN'T GET MORGAN FREEMAN TO NARRATE MY AUDIOBOOKI HAVE SOME OTHER NAMES AS A PLAN B. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM GOOD . I'M GLAD YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THIS REALISTICALLYLEMONT . SAMUEL JACKSON WOULD BE A GOOD SECOND CHOICE . OR IDRIS ELBA . 8- 16 darrinbell.substack.com 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate DAREIN BEL YOU A LINK EDDIE MURPHY I'M SENDING WOULD TO THE ALSO BE DEFINITION OF ACCEPTABLE . " REALISTIC . "

Humour OCR: I THOUGHT I'D NARRATE IT MYSELF. 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO HIRE TO NARRATE YOUR AUDIOBOOKLEMONT? IT'S SUCH A DEEPLY PERSONAL NARRATIVE THAT I'D FEEL STRANGE HEARING SOME OTHER MAN'S VOICE SPEAK IT ALOUD. JUST SO YOU KNOWWE DON'T PAY AUTHORS TO NARRATE THEIR OWN BOOKS. MORGAN FREEMAN WOULD BE PERFECT. DIOS MIO. darrinbell.substack.com DAREIN BEL I THOUGHT I'D NARRATE IT MYSELF . 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO HIRE TO NARRATE YOUR AUDIOBOOKLEMONT ? IT'S SUCH A DEEPLY PERSONAL NARRATIVE THAT I'D FEEL STRANGE HEARING SOME OTHER MAN'S VOICE SPEAK IT ALOUD . JUST SO YOU KNOWWE DON'T PAY AUTHORS TO NARRATE THEIR OWN BOOKS . MORGAN FREEMAN WOULD BE PERFECT . DIOS MIO . darrinbell.substack.com DAREIN BEL

Humour OCR: GUESS WHAT? YOUR PUBLISHER JUST HIRED US TO PRODUCE THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF YOUR BOOK! GREAT. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I JUST LISTENED TO THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF "THE TALK" BY THAT GUY I HAD TO SHARE A BOOK TOUR WITH. darrinbell.substack.com 8- 14 IT HAD ALL THE SAME VOICE ACTORS I WAS HOPING WOULD RECORD MY BOOK. EVEN HAD THE SAME AWESOME MUSIC I'D WANTED TO USE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NOW IF I STICK TO MY VISIONMILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL SAY I COPIED THAT GUY! DON'T BE SILLY. YOURS WON'T SELL MILLIONS OF COPIES. MAYBE 20000. GUESS WHAT ? YOUR PUBLISHER JUST HIRED US TO PRODUCE THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF YOUR BOOK ! GREAT . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I JUST LISTENED TO THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF " THE TALK " BY THAT GUY I HAD TO SHARE A BOOK TOUR WITH . darrinbell.substack.com 8- 14 IT HAD ALL THE SAME VOICE ACTORS I WAS HOPING WOULD RECORD MY BOOK . EVEN HAD THE SAME AWESOME MUSIC I'D WANTED TO USE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NOW IF I STICK TO MY VISIONMILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL SAY I COPIED THAT GUY ! DON'T BE SILLY . YOURS WON'T SELL MILLIONS OF COPIES . MAYBE 20000 .

Pleased OCR: PROJECT 2025 WOULD TELL EMPLOYERS AND THE EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY COMMISSION TO STOP COLLECTING EMPLOYMENT DATA BASED ON RACE OR ETHNICITY. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS WHY THEY'D DO THAT. 8- 13 darrinbell.substack.com ...WELL? I'M WAITING. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WAITING FOR THE GUESS YOU FOR SAID YOU'D WHAT? GIVE ME. YOU FORGOT WHAT YOU JUST SAID? "I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS" MEANS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO... OHFORGET IT. PROJECT 2025 WOULD TELL EMPLOYERS AND THE EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY COMMISSION TO STOP COLLECTING EMPLOYMENT DATA BASED ON RACE OR ETHNICITY . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS WHY THEY'D DO THAT . 8- 13 darrinbell.substack.com ... WELL ? I'M WAITING . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WAITING FOR THE GUESS YOU FOR SAID YOU'D WHAT ? GIVE ME . YOU FORGOT WHAT YOU JUST SAID ? " I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS " MEANS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ... OHFORGET IT .

Art OCR: IF HE WINSPROJECT 2025 AND J.D. VANCE WANT TRUMP TO REPLACE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CIVIL SERVANTS WITH MAGA LOYALISTS. SO WHAT? O2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WHAT I CARE IF THEY REPLACE MALCOLM THE MAILMAN? WHAT DO I CARE IF THEY PUT SOME WEIRD EXTREMIST IN CHARGE OF DELIVERIN' MY JUNK MAILOR MY BILLSOR MY... darrinbell.substack.com NEVA SCURD 8- 12 WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM VOTING ...MAIL-IN BORING BALLOT? ANYWAY. NEVA SCURD DAMEN SELL IF HE WINSPROJECT 2025 AND J.D. VANCE WANT TRUMP TO REPLACE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CIVIL SERVANTS WITH MAGA LOYALISTS . SO WHAT ? O2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WHAT I CARE IF THEY REPLACE MALCOLM THE MAILMAN ? WHAT DO I CARE IF THEY PUT SOME WEIRD EXTREMIST IN CHARGE OF DELIVERIN ' MY JUNK MAILOR MY BILLSOR MY ... darrinbell.substack.com NEVA SCURD 8- 12 WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM VOTING ... MAIL - IN BORING BALLOT ? ANYWAY . NEVA SCURD DAMEN SELL

Comic book OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL I'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL FOUR-BEDROOM HOME ON 30 ACRESWITH A POND AND AN ORCHARD. I LOVE IT. Dr. NOODLE 8-11 HOW DID THEY RESPOND? DID THEY VALIDATE YOUR FEELINGS? 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I SEE. AND HOW DOES THAT BUT SQUATTERS MOVED IN AND THEY REFUSE TO LEAVE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FE NO. THEY RESPONDED WITH SOME NONSENSE ABOUT HOW IF I LIKED IT SO MUCH / SHOULD'VE BOUGHT IT BEFORE THEY DID. LET'S... SCHEDULE A FEW YEARS OF SESSIONS. darrinbell.substack.com FEEL IT MAKES ME FEEL WHITE HOT RAGEAND I TOLD THEM SO. WHAT PART OF "I WAS GOING TO BUY THIS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY" DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND? ?????? CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL I'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL FOUR - BEDROOM HOME ON 30 ACRESWITH A POND AND AN ORCHARD . I LOVE IT . Dr. NOODLE 8-11 HOW DID THEY RESPOND ? DID THEY VALIDATE YOUR FEELINGS ? 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I SEE . AND HOW DOES THAT BUT SQUATTERS MOVED IN AND THEY REFUSE TO LEAVE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FE NO . THEY RESPONDED WITH SOME NONSENSE ABOUT HOW IF I LIKED IT SO MUCH / SHOULD'VE BOUGHT IT BEFORE THEY DID . LET'S ... SCHEDULE A FEW YEARS OF SESSIONS . darrinbell.substack.com FEEL IT MAKES ME FEEL WHITE HOT RAGEAND I TOLD THEM SO . WHAT PART OF " I WAS GOING TO BUY THIS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY " DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND ? ??????

Parallel OCR: DAREIN BELL YOU KNOWIF YOU EVER REALLY WANNA GO OUTI CAN WATCH LIONEL FOR YOU. BUT YOU HATE KIDS. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I DO NOT. I LOVE KIDS. ...FROM AFAR. FROM A VERYVERY FAR. 8- 10 darrinbell.substack.com I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D WATCH MY SON. YESIN A DELEGATE-Y 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WAY. ANYWAYTHE BABYSITTING SERVICE I'D HIRE FOR YOU DOESN'T HATE KIDS. ? THAT'S NOT A WORD. DAREIN BELL YOU KNOWIF YOU EVER REALLY WANNA GO OUTI CAN WATCH LIONEL FOR YOU . BUT YOU HATE KIDS . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I DO NOT . I LOVE KIDS . ... FROM AFAR . FROM A VERYVERY FAR . 8- 10 darrinbell.substack.com I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D WATCH MY SON . YESIN A DELEGATE - Y 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WAY . ANYWAYTHE BABYSITTING SERVICE I'D HIRE FOR YOU DOESN'T HATE KIDS . ? THAT'S NOT A WORD .

Animated cartoon OCR: DO I SHELTER MY LITTLE BOY TOO MUCH? I MEANI ONLY LET HIM WATCH MOVIES THAT HAVE ZERO VIOLENCE. STVEIL darrinbell.substack.com q WHEN I WAS HIS AGEI'D ALREADY SEEN POLTERGEISTTHE SHININGNIGHTMARE ON ELM STREETMUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN... ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate 79 143 F BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NEVER CROSS MISS PIGGY. THE EIGHTIES WERE DIFFERENT TIMES. DO I SHELTER MY LITTLE BOY TOO MUCH ? I MEANI ONLY LET HIM WATCH MOVIES THAT HAVE ZERO VIOLENCE . STVEIL darrinbell.substack.com q WHEN I WAS HIS AGEI'D ALREADY SEEN POLTERGEISTTHE SHININGNIGHTMARE ON ELM STREETMUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN ... © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate 79 143 F BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NEVER CROSS MISS PIGGY . THE EIGHTIES WERE DIFFERENT TIMES .

Art OCR: I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN ANY GRUESOME R-RATED FILMS IN A THEATER EVEN ONCE SINCE I BOUGHT MY 75-INCH TV.2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE THEATERS DON'T LET YOU PAUSE A MOVIE FIFTY TIMES TO TELL YOUR TODDLER HOW MANY MORE MINUTES OF NAPTIME HE HAS LEFT BEFORE HE CAN COME BACK OUT OF HIS ROOM. darrinbell.substack.com 88 EVERY TIME I PAUSE ITI'M SAVING MY SON FROM BEING SCARRED FOR LIFE. DAREN BEL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM REASON #58908 WHY I DON'T HAVE KIDS. HOW ELSE CAN A PERSON GET TO FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO FIFTY TIMES IN TWO HOURS? I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN ANY GRUESOME R - RATED FILMS IN A THEATER EVEN ONCE SINCE I BOUGHT MY 75 - INCH TV .2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I THINK IT'S ' CAUSE THEATERS DON'T LET YOU PAUSE A MOVIE FIFTY TIMES TO TELL YOUR TODDLER HOW MANY MORE MINUTES OF NAPTIME HE HAS LEFT BEFORE HE CAN COME BACK OUT OF HIS ROOM . darrinbell.substack.com 88 EVERY TIME I PAUSE ITI'M SAVING MY SON FROM BEING SCARRED FOR LIFE . DAREN BEL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM REASON # 58908 WHY I DON'T HAVE KIDS . HOW ELSE CAN A PERSON GET TO FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO FIFTY TIMES IN TWO HOURS ?

Conversation OCR: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOLD YOUR HANDS IN THE SAME POSITION FOR TWO HOURS? FROM ALL THE COVERING. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate WHAT ? YOU CAN DEVELOP NERVE DAMAGE. OR NOT. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I DON'T KNOW. BUT NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF ITANYWAY. I'M STILL NOT BABYSITTING YOUR SON WHILE YOU GO WATCH DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINELEMONT. darrinbell.substack.com DAREN BEL IF I CAN'T USE MY HANDS AFTER COVERING HIS EYES AND EARS FOR TWO HOURSIT'LL BE ALL YOUR FAULT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOLD YOUR HANDS IN THE SAME POSITION FOR TWO HOURS ? FROM ALL THE COVERING . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate WHAT ? YOU CAN DEVELOP NERVE DAMAGE . OR NOT . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I DON'T KNOW . BUT NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF ITANYWAY . I'M STILL NOT BABYSITTING YOUR SON WHILE YOU GO WATCH DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINELEMONT . darrinbell.substack.com DAREN BEL IF I CAN'T USE MY HANDS AFTER COVERING HIS EYES AND EARS FOR TWO HOURSIT'LL BE ALL YOUR FAULT .

Parallel OCR: WANNA GO SEE DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINEBIG L? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM OKAY. BUT LIONEL MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO SEE IT WITHOUT HIM. ANOTHER STEREO- TYPE BITES THE DUST VARENDELL OH. darrinbell.substack.com SOWHAT TIME BE GOOD FOR ALL OF US THREE TO GO SEE IT? ANOTHER STEREO- TYPE BITES THE DUST 8- 6 ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate AUGUSTBRUH... 2034. ANOTHER STEREO- TYPE DUS A LITTLE TWO HOURS OF GORE AN' CUSSIN' CAN BE A TEACHABLE MOMENT. WANNA GO SEE DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINEBIG L ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM OKAY . BUT LIONEL MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO SEE IT WITHOUT HIM . ANOTHER STEREO- TYPE BITES THE DUST VARENDELL OH . darrinbell.substack.com SOWHAT TIME BE GOOD FOR ALL OF US THREE TO GO SEE IT ? ANOTHER STEREO- TYPE BITES THE DUST 8- 6 © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate AUGUSTBRUH ... 2034 . ANOTHER STEREO- TYPE DUS A LITTLE TWO HOURS OF GORE AN ' CUSSIN ' CAN BE A TEACHABLE MOMENT .

Illustration OCR: J.D. VANCE HERE. HII'M LEMONT BROWNA JOURNALIST WITH CANDORVILLE DOT COM. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M JUST WONDERING IF YOU STILL STAND BY THAT REALLYREALLY WEIRD AND DISTURBING THING YOU SAID. darrinbell.substack.com YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO NARROW THAT WAY DOWN FOR ME. WAS IT THE "CAT LADY" THING? OR THE CHILDLESS PEOPLE'S VOTES SHOULDN'T COUNT LIKE MINE THINGOR... cccccm 8- C M 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate NEVER MIND. LISTENHOW 'BOUT IF I SAY I'LL PRAY FOR ALL THE TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE I'VE INSULTED SINCE TRUMP PICKED ME AS HIS VP. WOULD THAT FIX IT? J.D. VANCE HERE . HII'M LEMONT BROWNA JOURNALIST WITH CANDORVILLE DOT COM . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M JUST WONDERING IF YOU STILL STAND BY THAT REALLYREALLY WEIRD AND DISTURBING THING YOU SAID . darrinbell.substack.com YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO NARROW THAT WAY DOWN FOR ME . WAS IT THE " CAT LADY " THING ? OR THE CHILDLESS PEOPLE'S VOTES SHOULDN'T COUNT LIKE MINE THINGOR ... cccccm 8- C M 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate NEVER MIND . LISTENHOW ' BOUT IF I SAY I'LL PRAY FOR ALL THE TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE I'VE INSULTED SINCE TRUMP PICKED ME AS HIS VP . WOULD THAT FIX IT ?

Humour OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL WHEN MY BABY BOY WAS BORNBUT I DECIDED TO GIVE HIM THE WORLD. Dr. NOODLE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM EVERY NIGHT WHEN I TUCKED HIM INI MADE UP STORIES FOR HIM ON THE SPOT. HE LOVED THEM. THAT'S WHEN I SAW A WAY TO GIVE HIM EVERYTHING I'D NEVER HAD. WHEN MY SON TURNED SIXI SENT THOSE STORIES TO A BOOK AGENTWHO GOT ME A THREE-BOOK DEAL. THE ADVANCE MONEY FOR THOSE BOOKS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO BUY A NICE HOUSE FOR MY BOY TO GROW UP INONCE I FINISHED WRITING ALL THREE. darrinbell.substack.com I TOLD MY BABY BOY I'D BE TOO BUSY FOR OUR BEDTIME STORIES FOR A WHILEBUT THAT ONCE I WAS DONE WRITING ALL THREE BOOKSI COULD TUCK HIM IN AND TELL HIM STORIES EVERY NIGHT AGAIN. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate NOW THAT YOU'RE DONEHE MUST BE THRILLED. NOW THAT I'M DONEHE'S FOURTEEN. 8-4 CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL WHEN MY BABY BOY WAS BORNI HAD NO MONEYBUT I DECIDED TO GIVE HIM THE WORLD . Dr. NOODLE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM EVERY NIGHT WHEN I TUCKED HIM INI MADE UP STORIES FOR HIM ON THE SPOT . HE LOVED THEM . THAT'S WHEN I SAW A WAY TO GIVE HIM EVERYTHING I'D NEVER HAD . WHEN MY SON TURNED SIXI SENT THOSE STORIES TO A BOOK AGENTWHO GOT ME A THREE - BOOK DEAL . THE ADVANCE MONEY FOR THOSE BOOKS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO BUY A NICE HOUSE FOR MY BOY TO GROW UP INONCE I FINISHED WRITING ALL THREE . darrinbell.substack.com I TOLD MY BABY BOY I'D BE TOO BUSY FOR OUR BEDTIME STORIES FOR A WHILEBUT THAT ONCE I WAS DONE WRITING ALL THREE BOOKSI COULD TUCK HIM IN AND TELL HIM STORIES EVERY NIGHT AGAIN . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate NOW THAT YOU'RE DONEHE MUST BE THRILLED . NOW THAT I'M DONEHE'S FOURTEEN . 8-4

Gesture OCR: I READ IT REACHED 150 DEGREES IN DUBAI. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate YOU LOOK HAPPY. WHAT'S UP? PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAD TO STAY INDOORS ALONEBUT MANY OTHERS WERE PERFECTLY FINE AND WENT OUT ON DATES AS USUAL. DON'T YOU SEE? THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION NUDGING MANKIND TOWARD BEING ABLE TO WITHSTAND HOTTER AND HOTTER TEMPERATURES! WELL... I'M ANOTHER GLAD YOU'VE MILLENNIUM FOUND A OF THIS AND SILVER LINING. WE'LL BE ABLE TO COLONIZE VENUS! 3 darrinbell.substack.com WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL I READ IT REACHED 150 DEGREES IN DUBAI . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate YOU LOOK HAPPY . WHAT'S UP ? PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAD TO STAY INDOORS ALONEBUT MANY OTHERS WERE PERFECTLY FINE AND WENT OUT ON DATES AS USUAL . DON'T YOU SEE ? THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION NUDGING MANKIND TOWARD BEING ABLE TO WITHSTAND HOTTER AND HOTTER TEMPERATURES ! WELL ... I'M ANOTHER GLAD YOU'VE MILLENNIUM FOUND A OF THIS AND SILVER LINING . WE'LL BE ABLE TO COLONIZE VENUS ! 3 darrinbell.substack.com WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL

Fiction OCR: YOU REALLY SHOULD READ "PROJECT 2025" CLYDE. 812 THUG LIFE IT'S 900 TERRIFYING PAGES OF DOOM ROLLING BACK DECADES OF ADVANCES IN CIVIL RIGHTSAND BASICALLY ENDING AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM darrinbell.substack.com 900 PAGES? DON'T NOBODY GONNA READ 900 PAGES! NOT EVEN IF IT'S IMPORTANT ? 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate THUG 4 I'LL WAIT FOR THE MOVIE. DARIN BIL YOU REALLY SHOULD READ " PROJECT 2025" CLYDE . 812 THUG LIFE IT'S 900 TERRIFYING PAGES OF DOOM ROLLING BACK DECADES OF ADVANCES IN CIVIL RIGHTSAND BASICALLY ENDING AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM darrinbell.substack.com 900 PAGES ? DON'T NOBODY GONNA READ 900 PAGES ! NOT EVEN IF IT'S IMPORTANT ? 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate THUG 4 I'LL WAIT FOR THE MOVIE . DARIN BIL

Art OCR: MY UNCLE KEEPS SHARING THE MOST OFFENSIVE OPINIONS ONLINE. darrinbell.substack.com 811 IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE. DAREN BEL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I MISS THE UNCLE WHO USED TO JOKE AND PLAY GUITAR AND TAKE ME FISHING. 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ...WITHOUT INSISTING THE AMISH ORCHESTRATED A FEMINIST DEEP-STATE PLOT TO FOOL US INTO BELIEVING LEFT-HANDED PEOPLE ARE REAL. YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE BOUGHT HIM THAT COMPUTER. MY UNCLE KEEPS SHARING THE MOST OFFENSIVE OPINIONS ONLINE . darrinbell.substack.com 811 IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE . DAREN BEL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I MISS THE UNCLE WHO USED TO JOKE AND PLAY GUITAR AND TAKE ME FISHING . 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ... WITHOUT INSISTING THE AMISH ORCHESTRATED A FEMINIST DEEP - STATE PLOT TO FOOL US INTO BELIEVING LEFT - HANDED PEOPLE ARE REAL . YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE BOUGHT HIM THAT COMPUTER .

Humour OCR: YOU KNOW THE BEST THING ABOUT A KAMALA HARRIS PRESIDENCY? ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate THE VERY BEST THING? 7-31 darrinbell.substack.com PLEASE TELL ME IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH ANY INCREASED ODDS OF THAT STAR TREK: LEGACY TV SHOW STARRING CAPTAIN SEVEN OF NINE GETTING MADE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM SO YOU ALREADY READ MY BLOG. 1 ALREADY READ YOUR BLOG. DARIN BALL YOU KNOW THE BEST THING ABOUT A KAMALA HARRIS PRESIDENCY ? © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate THE VERY BEST THING ? 7-31 darrinbell.substack.com PLEASE TELL ME IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH ANY INCREASED ODDS OF THAT STAR TREK : LEGACY TV SHOW STARRING CAPTAIN SEVEN OF NINE GETTING MADE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM SO YOU ALREADY READ MY BLOG . 1 ALREADY READ YOUR BLOG . DARIN BALL

Fiction OCR: Y'KNOWI WAS NEVER INTERESTED IN A KAMALA HARRIS PRESIDENCY... 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ...UNTIL NOW. ALL OF A SUDDENI'M EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT. darrinbell.substack.com IT'S LIKE THAT TIME IN THE NINETIES WHEN I THOUGHT CELL PHONES WERE RIDICULOUSUNTIL I REALIZED I COULD ACTUALLY AFFORD ONE. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 7130 DAREIN BELL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I WONDER WHAT ELSE I COULD'VE HAD THAT I TOLD MYSELF I DIDN'T WANT JUST 'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS OUT OF REACH. THIS IS EITHER ABOUT ME OR A NEW STAR TREK SHOW. Y'KNOWI WAS NEVER INTERESTED IN A KAMALA HARRIS PRESIDENCY ... 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ... UNTIL NOW . ALL OF A SUDDENI'M EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT . darrinbell.substack.com IT'S LIKE THAT TIME IN THE NINETIES WHEN I THOUGHT CELL PHONES WERE RIDICULOUSUNTIL I REALIZED I COULD ACTUALLY AFFORD ONE . HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ? 7130 DAREIN BELL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I WONDER WHAT ELSE I COULD'VE HAD THAT I TOLD MYSELF I DIDN'T WANT JUST ' CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS OUT OF REACH . THIS IS EITHER ABOUT ME OR A NEW STAR TREK SHOW .

Publication OCR: I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING DONALD TRUMP'S VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE "RACIST" FOR SAYING KAMALA HARRIS HAS DONE NOTHING BUT COLLECT GOVERNMENT CHECKS. MAGA SINCE WHEN IS IT "RACIST" TO SUGGEST A PROSECUTORIATTORNEY GENERALISENATOR/VICE PRESIDENT IS A LAZY WELFARE QUEEN? MAGA BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE TALK 29 ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ...NO? ...NOTHING? MAGA darrinbell.substack.com GIVE ME A BREAK. THIS WAS ALL SO SUDDEN. I'M WORKSHOPPING HERE. THE TALK MAGA DAREN GEL I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING DONALD TRUMP'S VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE " RACIST " FOR SAYING KAMALA HARRIS HAS DONE NOTHING BUT COLLECT GOVERNMENT CHECKS . MAGA SINCE WHEN IS IT " RACIST " TO SUGGEST A PROSECUTORIATTORNEY GENERALISENATOR / VICE PRESIDENT IS A LAZY WELFARE QUEEN ? MAGA BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE TALK 29 © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ... NO ? ... NOTHING ? MAGA darrinbell.substack.com GIVE ME A BREAK . THIS WAS ALL SO SUDDEN . I'M WORKSHOPPING HERE . THE TALK MAGA DAREN GEL

Happy OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL 7-28 SINCE I CHANGED MY NAME TO "NONE OF THE ABOVE" I'M LEADING IN ALL THE PRESIDENTIAL POLLSI'M GONNA ADD FIVE NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICES. YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNLESS CONGRESS VOTES TO EXPAND THE COURTCLYDE. NONSENSE AND INANITY. FOLLY AND FOOLISHNESS. YOU AIN'T NEVER READ THE CONSTITUTION. THE TALKS NEVA SCURD AIN'T NOTHIN' IN THE CONSTITUTION SAY A PRESIDENT HAS TO WAIT TILL THERE'S A VACANCY TO APPOINT A NEW JUDGE. NEVA SCURD THE TALKE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NEVA SCURD THE TALKE Dist. by King Features Syndicate ©2024 Darrin Bell WELLCONGRESS PASSED A LAW FIXING THE NUMBER AT NINE.. WELLIN 2025I'M MY NEW SURE COURT GONNA THE THIS'LL RULE THAT TALK NEVA END 1869 LAW SCURD WELL. UNCONSTI- TUTIONAL. DAREIN BELL CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL 7-28 SINCE I CHANGED MY NAME TO " NONE OF THE ABOVE" I'M LEADING IN ALL THE PRESIDENTIAL POLLSBRUH . WHEN I'M POTUSI'M GONNA ADD FIVE NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICES . YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNLESS CONGRESS VOTES TO EXPAND THE COURTCLYDE . NONSENSE AND INANITY . FOLLY AND FOOLISHNESS . YOU AIN'T NEVER READ THE CONSTITUTION . THE TALKS NEVA SCURD AIN'T NOTHIN ' IN THE CONSTITUTION SAY A PRESIDENT HAS TO WAIT TILL THERE'S A VACANCY TO APPOINT A NEW JUDGE . NEVA SCURD THE TALKE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NEVA SCURD THE TALKE Dist . by King Features Syndicate © 2024 Darrin Bell WELLIN 1869CONGRESS PASSED A LAW FIXING THE NUMBER AT NINE .. WELLIN 2025I'M MY NEW SURE COURT GONNA THE THIS'LL RULE THAT TALK NEVA END 1869 LAW SCURD WELL . UNCONSTI- TUTIONAL . DAREIN BELL

Fictional character OCR: COME AGAIN? I FEEL HAPPYAND THAT BUGS ME. I SEE. WHY IS THAT? GLOBAL WARMING... IF I'M HAPPY IN SPITE OF ALL THATIT MEANS DENIAL'S I'M SO HAPPY RECESSION... I'M IN SERIOUS DENIAL. UNDER- RATED. IT MAKES ME MISERABLE. HALF THE NATION HATES THE OTHER HALF... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM Mmm PHD 7-27 DAREN BAL COME AGAIN ? I FEEL HAPPYAND THAT BUGS ME . I SEE . WHY IS THAT ? GLOBAL WARMING ... IF I'M HAPPY IN SPITE OF ALL THATIT MEANS DENIAL'S I'M SO HAPPY RECESSION ... I'M IN SERIOUS DENIAL . UNDER- RATED . IT MAKES ME MISERABLE . HALF THE NATION HATES THE OTHER HALF ... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM Mmm PHD 7-27 DAREN BAL

Cap OCR: I'M TRYNA IMPROVE MYSELF. PART OF THAT IS CONFESSING PAST MISTAKES. REMEMBER WHEN WE WAS SIXAN' I SOLD YOU THE RIGHTS TO MY LIFE STORY FOR $2 AN' A BAG OF CHEETOS? DAREN BELL 7- 26 ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I MAY HAVE MADE SOME OF THAT STORY UP. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONFESS STUFF THAT MATTERS. I WASN'T REALLY TINA TURNER'S FIRST HUSBAND. I'M TRYNA IMPROVE MYSELF . PART OF THAT IS CONFESSING PAST MISTAKES . REMEMBER WHEN WE WAS SIXAN ' I SOLD YOU THE RIGHTS TO MY LIFE STORY FOR $ 2 AN ' A BAG OF CHEETOS ? DAREN BELL 7- 26 © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I MAY HAVE MADE SOME OF THAT STORY UP . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONFESS STUFF THAT MATTERS . I WASN'T REALLY TINA TURNER'S FIRST HUSBAND .

Fiction OCR: ...WERE SURPRISED WHEN THE PRESIDENT STRIPPED TO HIS UNDERSHORTS AND SHOUTED "THANK GOD THAT CLICK OVER!" 80 403 SIML + O2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate AFTER THE TORNADO CARVED A PATH OF DESTRUCTION THAT LOOKS LIKE A MIDDLE FINGERSCIENTISTS BELIEVE EARTH IS NOT ONLY ALIVEBUT VERY SARCASTIC CLICK ...WALKING TOWARD THE MARS ROVER. IT APPEARS TO BE MANKIND'S FIRST IMAGE EA-- CLICK 80 GN3 7- SIHI dn 403 SIHI + 25 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ...GILLIGAAAANTHE SKIPPER TO000THE MILLIONAIREAND HIS WIIIIIIIIIFE... dn 403 DAREN BELL ... WERE SURPRISED WHEN THE PRESIDENT STRIPPED TO HIS UNDERSHORTS AND SHOUTED " THANK GOD THAT CLICK OVER ! " 80 403 SIML + O2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate AFTER THE TORNADO CARVED A PATH OF DESTRUCTION THAT LOOKS LIKE A MIDDLE FINGERSCIENTISTS BELIEVE EARTH IS NOT ONLY ALIVEBUT VERY SARCASTIC CLICK ... WALKING TOWARD THE MARS ROVER . IT APPEARS TO BE MANKIND'S FIRST IMAGE EA-- CLICK 80 GN3 7- SIHI dn 403 SIHI + 25 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ... GILLIGAAAANTHE SKIPPER TO000THE MILLIONAIREAND HIS WIIIIIIIIIFE ... dn 403 DAREN BELL

Conversation OCR: IF THERE'S ONE THING I COULD DO BEFORE I DIED... I'D KISS "THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY." NOWAIT... I'D WRITE A CLASSIC NOVEL. NOWAIT... I'D VISIT AFRICA. NOWAIT... I'D WALK ON MARS. 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate 7-24 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NOWAIT... BECOME I THINK I' MORE DECISIVE? DAREIN BELL IF THERE'S ONE THING I COULD DO BEFORE I DIED ... I'D KISS " THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY . " NOWAIT ... I'D WRITE A CLASSIC NOVEL . NOWAIT ... I'D VISIT AFRICA . NOWAIT ... I'D WALK ON MARS . 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate 7-24 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NOWAIT ... BECOME I THINK I ' MORE DECISIVE ? DAREIN BELL

Art OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIAN BALL WHY DO ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS END IN DISASTER? IS IT ME? OR IS IT BAD LUCK? I REFUSE TO ANSWER ON THE GROUNDS YOU MAY HOLD IT AGAINST ME. E-MAIL candorville@gmail.com TWITTER.com/CANDORVILLE YOU SEEM TO HAVE IT ALL TOGETHERBUT DEEP DOWN YOU'RE A SELF-DESTRUCTIVEAND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO COMPLETE JERKS. ?2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicat DON'T BE SILLYLEMONT. YOU'RE MY FRIEND. I WANT YOUR COMPLETE HONESTY. YOU WANT GUYS WHO'LL TREAT YOU AS BADLY AS YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED. WELL... OK... IF YOU'RE SURE. THE PROBLEMIS YOU. YOU'RE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR. I KNEW IT!!! SEE? I DON'T LIKE BEING TREATED BADLY. 2-25 DAREIN BAL CANDORVILLE by DARIAN BALL WHY DO ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS END IN DISASTER ? IS IT ME ? OR IS IT BAD LUCK ? I REFUSE TO ANSWER ON THE GROUNDS YOU MAY HOLD IT AGAINST ME . E - MAIL candorville@gmail.com TWITTER.com/CANDORVILLE YOU SEEM TO HAVE IT ALL TOGETHERBUT DEEP DOWN YOU'RE A SELF - DESTRUCTIVEINSECURE MESSAND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO COMPLETE JERKS . ?2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicat DON'T BE SILLYLEMONT . YOU'RE MY FRIEND . I WANT YOUR COMPLETE HONESTY . YOU WANT GUYS WHO'LL TREAT YOU AS BADLY AS YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED . WELL ... OK ... IF YOU'RE SURE . THE PROBLEMIS YOU . YOU'RE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR . I KNEW IT !!! SEE ? I DON'T LIKE BEING TREATED BADLY . 2-25 DAREIN BAL

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