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Sat, January 11, 2025

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Sun hat OCR: GIVE ME SOME HINTSCLYDE. NAHBRUH. YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. BUT A LOT OF EVENTS HAPPENED 400 YEARS AGO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WITHOUT HINTS? YOU GET ONE HINT:" IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENED THAT WASN'T BORING. I'VE GOT IT! THIS IS THE 400TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST TIME THE ROYAL TRADE GUILD REGISTERED A SHAKESPEARE PLAY! NEVA SCURD 1-11 THEN BEL NOBODY NEVER TAUGHT YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "WAS" AN "WASN'T"? GIVE ME SOME HINTSCLYDE . NAHBRUH . YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER . BUT A LOT OF EVENTS HAPPENED 400 YEARS AGO . HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WITHOUT HINTS ? YOU GET ONE HINT : " IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENED THAT WASN'T BORING . I'VE GOT IT ! THIS IS THE 400TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST TIME THE ROYAL TRADE GUILD REGISTERED A SHAKESPEARE PLAY ! NEVA SCURD 1-11 THEN BEL NOBODY NEVER TAUGHT YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN " WAS " AN " WASN'T " ?
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Fri, January 10, 2025

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Comics OCR: CLYDEDID YOU SAY IF I DONATE $2 TO THAT CHARITY YOU RUNIT'S TAX-DEDUCTIBLE? WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M SAYIN' THEY'S TAX IMPLICATIONSSURE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE WHEN SOMEONE ALTERS A WORD IN MY QUESTION AS THEY ANSWER IT? I DUNNOBRUH. WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN SOMEBODY CLARIFY A WORD IN YOUR QUESTION AS THEY ANSWER IT? 2025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate DAREIN BELL On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com 1-10 I SEE A BIG RED FLA... ...STOP THAT! CLYDEDID YOU SAY IF I DONATE $ 2 TO THAT CHARITY YOU RUNIT'S TAX - DEDUCTIBLE ? WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I'M SAYIN ' THEY'S TAX IMPLICATIONSSURE . DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE WHEN SOMEONE ALTERS A WORD IN MY QUESTION AS THEY ANSWER IT ? I DUNNOBRUH . WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN SOMEBODY CLARIFY A WORD IN YOUR QUESTION AS THEY ANSWER IT ? 2025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate DAREIN BELL On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com 1-10 I SEE A BIG RED FLA ... ... STOP THAT !
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Thu, January 9, 2025

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Comics OCR: THIS MONTH THE 400-YEAR ANNIVERSARYBIG L. WAREIN BELL 1-9 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM TO CELEBRATEI'MA CHALLENGE E'REBODY I SEE TO TELL ME WHICH ANNIVERSARY IT IS... ...AN' IF THEY GET IT WRONGTHEY GOTTA DONATE $2 TO MY "FORGOTTEN ANNIVERSARIES SOMEBODY SHOULDA TAUGHT YO' @%$ ABOUT" FUND. YOUR $2 DONATION ISTAX-DECULPABLE. 2025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate On Substack darrinbell.substack.com OHI... ...WAITWHAT? THIS MONTH THE 400 - YEAR ANNIVERSARYBIG L. WAREIN BELL 1-9 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM TO CELEBRATEI'MA CHALLENGE E'REBODY I SEE TO TELL ME WHICH ANNIVERSARY IT IS ... ... AN ' IF THEY GET IT WRONGTHEY GOTTA DONATE $ 2 TO MY " FORGOTTEN ANNIVERSARIES SOMEBODY SHOULDA TAUGHT YO ' @ % $ ABOUT " FUND . YOUR $ 2 DONATION ISOF COURSETAX - DECULPABLE . 2025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate On Substack darrinbell.substack.com OHTHAT'S GOODI ... ... WAITWHAT ?
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Wed, January 8, 2025

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Animated cartoon OCR: I READ YOUR LATEST ARTICLE 'BOUT HOW AMERICANS INCREASINGLY CAN'T ARGUE STRAIGHT. ...ABOUT HOW THEY CHANGE THE SUBJECT ALL THE @#$% TIME... NEVA SCURD DAREIN GELL 2025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ...AN' HOW THAT HAS SOMETHIN' TO DO WITH HOW EASY IT IS TO CHANGE CHANNELSOR SWIPE LEFTOR HIT "NEXT VIDEO" ONLINE. BRUH... / BEEN CHANGIN' THE SUBJECT EV'R SINCE WE ONLY HAD THREE CHANNELS ON TV. NEVA SCURD On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com NEVA SCURD YOU'RE THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE. I READ YOUR LATEST ARTICLE ' BOUT HOW AMERICANS INCREASINGLY CAN'T ARGUE STRAIGHT . ... ABOUT HOW THEY CHANGE THE SUBJECT ALL THE @ # $ % TIME ... NEVA SCURD DAREIN GELL 2025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ... AN ' HOW THAT HAS SOMETHIN ' TO DO WITH HOW EASY IT IS TO CHANGE CHANNELSOR SWIPE LEFTOR HIT " NEXT VIDEO " ONLINE . BRUH ... / BEEN CHANGIN ' THE SUBJECT EV'R SINCE WE ONLY HAD THREE CHANNELS ON TV . NEVA SCURD On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com NEVA SCURD YOU'RE THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE .
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Tue, January 7, 2025

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Animated cartoon OCR: SEVENTEEN THOUSANDONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN. THAT'S HOW MANY SUNRISES I'VE WITNESSEDROSENCRANTZ. AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY A MAN WITH A HOUSE HAS WITNESSED? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 1-7 02025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate AN INFINITESIMALLY MINUTE FRACTION OF THAT NUMBER. VERY POETICTYRONE. On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com BUT WOULDN'T YOU TRADE A HANDFUL OF THOSE SUNRISES FOR A TOILET? THE WORLD IS MY TOILET. NOT AS POETIC.NEL SEVENTEEN THOUSANDONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY - SEVEN . THAT'S HOW MANY SUNRISES I'VE WITNESSEDROSENCRANTZ . AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY A MAN WITH A HOUSE HAS WITNESSED ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 1-7 02025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate AN INFINITESIMALLY MINUTE FRACTION OF THAT NUMBER . VERY POETICTYRONE . On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com BUT WOULDN'T YOU TRADE A HANDFUL OF THOSE SUNRISES FOR A TOILET ? THE WORLD IS MY TOILET . NOT AS POETIC.NEL
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Mon, January 6, 2025

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Animation OCR: 1-6 WHEN I LOOK AT MY MOMI SEE THE SAME WOMAN WHO RAISED ME. Dr. NOODLE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I SEE THE WOMAN WHO PICKED ME UP OVER HER HEAD WHEN A PIT BULL TRIED TO BITE ME. THE WOMAN WHO RAN AND CAUGHT ME WHEN I JUMPED OFF THE FIRE ESCAPE WEARING FFFFFFFFF SUPERMAN UNDEROOS. C ©2025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I SEE THE WOMAN WHO WORKED ALL DAY AND STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO MAKE SURE I GOT THE ESSAY FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATIONS IN ON TIME. On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com I STILL THINK YOU'RE IN DENIAL ABOUT THE RAVAGES OF TIME. Ph.D. DAREIN BELL YOU DON'T KNOW THIS WOMAN. TIME DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE. 1-6 WHEN I LOOK AT MY MOMI SEE THE SAME WOMAN WHO RAISED ME . Dr. NOODLE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I SEE THE WOMAN WHO PICKED ME UP OVER HER HEAD WHEN A PIT BULL TRIED TO BITE ME . THE WOMAN WHO RAN AND CAUGHT ME WHEN I JUMPED OFF THE FIRE ESCAPE WEARING FFFFFFFFF SUPERMAN UNDEROOS . C © 2025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I SEE THE WOMAN WHO WORKED ALL DAY AND STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO MAKE SURE I GOT THE ESSAY FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATIONS IN ON TIME . On Substack at darrinbell.substack.com I STILL THINK YOU'RE IN DENIAL ABOUT THE RAVAGES OF TIME . Ph.D. DAREIN BELL YOU DON'T KNOW THIS WOMAN . TIME DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE .
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Sun, January 5, 2025

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Publication OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL YOU DON'T RUN MUCHDO YOU? I RUN A LOT. MONDAY I RAN SIX MILES. THUP THUP THUP THUP TUESDAY I RAN FIFTEEN MILES IN UNDER THREE HOURS. THOP THUP THUP darrinbell.substack.com www.CANDORVILLE.COM WEDNESDAY I RAN ABOUT TEN MILES TO WORK AND BACK. 2025 Darrin Bell dist. by King. Features Syndicate 1-5-25 FRIDAY I RAN FIFTEEN MILES AGAIN. SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A CAR. DAREN BELL THURSDAY WAS MY BIG RUN. I RAN 26 MILESALL AROUND THE WHOLE CITY. CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL YOU DON'T RUN MUCHDO YOU ? I RUN A LOT . MONDAY I RAN SIX MILES . THUP THUP THUP THUP TUESDAY I RAN FIFTEEN MILES IN UNDER THREE HOURS . THOP THUP THUP darrinbell.substack.com www.CANDORVILLE.COM WEDNESDAY I RAN ABOUT TEN MILES TO WORK AND BACK . 2025 Darrin Bell dist . by King . Features Syndicate 1-5-25 FRIDAY I RAN FIFTEEN MILES AGAIN . SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A CAR . DAREN BELL THURSDAY WAS MY BIG RUN . I RAN 26 MILESALL AROUND THE WHOLE CITY .
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Sat, January 4, 2025

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Fiction OCR: DAREN BELL I'M SORRY YOUR DATE WAS SO DISAPPOINTINGSUSAN. 2025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE YOU SEEM AWFULLY HAPPY. YOUR MOUTH ISN'T SMILINGBUT YOUR EYES ARE DOING THAT THING THEY ALWAYS DO WHEN YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO SMILE. I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU SINCE WE WERE SIXYOU DON'T KNOW ME. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 1-4 darrinbell.substack.com AND THERE'S YOUR TRADEMARK PRETEND FROWN. DAREN BELL I'M SORRY YOUR DATE WAS SO DISAPPOINTINGSUSAN . 2025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ARE YOU SURE ? BECAUSE YOU SEEM AWFULLY HAPPY . YOUR MOUTH ISN'T SMILINGBUT YOUR EYES ARE DOING THAT THING THEY ALWAYS DO WHEN YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO SMILE . I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU SINCE WE WERE SIXYOU DON'T KNOW ME . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 1-4 darrinbell.substack.com AND THERE'S YOUR TRADEMARK PRETEND FROWN .
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Fri, January 3, 2025

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Photo caption OCR: THAT'S THE LAST TIME I DATE SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN ME. DAREN BELL 1-3 ©2025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate OUR GENERATION KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN. THEIR GENERATION JUDGES EVERYTHING. darrinbell.substack.com WELLTHEY GREW UP ONLINE. THEY SPENT THEIR FORMATIVE YEARS HAVING TO FIGURE OUT IF THE PEOPLE TALKING TO THEM WERE ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGSOR BOTS. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WAIT... ARE YOU ABOUT TO TRY FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME TO GET ME TO WATCH BATTLESTAR GALACTICA? ONLY IF YOU WANT ANY INSIGHT INTO THE MODERN MIND. THAT'S THE LAST TIME I DATE SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN ME . DAREN BELL 1-3 © 2025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate OUR GENERATION KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN . THEIR GENERATION JUDGES EVERYTHING . darrinbell.substack.com WELLTHEY GREW UP ONLINE . THEY SPENT THEIR FORMATIVE YEARS HAVING TO FIGURE OUT IF THE PEOPLE TALKING TO THEM WERE ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGSOR BOTS . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WAIT ... ARE YOU ABOUT TO TRY FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME TO GET ME TO WATCH BATTLESTAR GALACTICA ? ONLY IF YOU WANT ANY INSIGHT INTO THE MODERN MIND .
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Thu, January 2, 2025

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Publication OCR: MY DATE WOULDN'T STOP CRITIQUING THE MOVIE. IT WAS SO ANNOYING. HE CRITICIZED THE "PACING" HE SAID THE HUMOR WAS "OUTDATED"... 02025 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate darrinbell.substack.com THE FINAL SCENE WAS SO MOVING IT MADE ME CRYBUT HE JUST SCOFFED AND SAID "THAT WAS UNEARNED!" BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YOU SHOULD'VE NAMED THE FILM SO I'D KNOW WHO TO AGREE WITH. STOP CRITIQUING MY CRITIQUE OF HIS CRITIQUING! 1-2 DARREN BELL MY DATE WOULDN'T STOP CRITIQUING THE MOVIE . IT WAS SO ANNOYING . HE CRITICIZED THE " PACING" HE SAID THE HUMOR WAS " OUTDATED " ... 02025 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate darrinbell.substack.com THE FINAL SCENE WAS SO MOVING IT MADE ME CRYBUT HE JUST SCOFFED AND SAID " THAT WAS UNEARNED ! " BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YOU SHOULD'VE NAMED THE FILM SO I'D KNOW WHO TO AGREE WITH . STOP CRITIQUING MY CRITIQUE OF HIS CRITIQUING ! 1-2 DARREN BELL
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