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Wed, November 6, 2024

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People OCR: TRUMP LOST! DEMOCRACY IS SAVED! IT'S SUCH A RELIEF. THUG 4 LIFE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE PENDULUM HAS SWUNG. LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP THE DEATH STARAND ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO NOW IS HAND OUT MEDALS TO EVERYONE BUT THE WOOKIEE. DAREIN BELL darrinbell.substack.com 11- 6 ALSOI'VE AVOIDED THE NEWS EVER SINCE YESTERDAYSO IF HE ACTUALLY WONDON'T TELL ME FOR A WEEK OR SO. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate JUST LET ME ENJOY THE SWEET EMBRACE OF TOTAL IGNORANCE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN. THISI CAN DO. THUG 4 LIFE TRUMP LOST ! DEMOCRACY IS SAVED ! IT'S SUCH A RELIEF . THUG 4 LIFE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE PENDULUM HAS SWUNG . LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP THE DEATH STARAND ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO NOW IS HAND OUT MEDALS TO EVERYONE BUT THE WOOKIEE . DAREIN BELL darrinbell.substack.com 11- 6 ALSOI'VE AVOIDED THE NEWS EVER SINCE YESTERDAYSO IF HE ACTUALLY WONDON'T TELL ME FOR A WEEK OR SO . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate JUST LET ME ENJOY THE SWEET EMBRACE OF TOTAL IGNORANCE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN . THISI CAN DO . THUG 4 LIFE
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Tue, November 5, 2024

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Font OCR: 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate THE 1990S. WASN'T A PERFECT TIMEBUT AT LEAST WE HAD PARACHUTE PANTSWE HAD "TOY STORY”"... ...AND WE KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IN ANY WAY ENVIED HITLER. TODAY'S THE DAY WHEN EACH OF US GETS TO STEP INTO A VOTING BOOTH AND USE OUR SUPERPOWER TO SET THINGS RIGHT AGAIN. I STILL DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE WEARING THAT. darrinbell.substack.com WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM TAREN BALL WHAT DID SUPERMAN WEAR WHEN HE WENT BACK IN TIME AND SAVED LOIS? 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate THE 1990S . WASN'T A PERFECT TIMEBUT AT LEAST WE HAD PARACHUTE PANTSWE HAD " TOY STORY” " ... ... AND WE KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IN ANY WAY ENVIED HITLER . TODAY'S THE DAY WHEN EACH OF US GETS TO STEP INTO A VOTING BOOTH AND USE OUR SUPERPOWER TO SET THINGS RIGHT AGAIN . I STILL DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE WEARING THAT . darrinbell.substack.com WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM TAREN BALL WHAT DID SUPERMAN WEAR WHEN HE WENT BACK IN TIME AND SAVED LOIS ?
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Mon, November 4, 2024

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Event OCR: I WAS THINKIN' OF VOTIN' TRUMP THIS TIMEBUT THEN HE HAD THAT RALLY. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THEY CALLED PUERTO RICO A "FLOATING PILE OF GARBAGE" AN' IT REMINDED ME THAT AFTER HURRICANE MARIATHAT'S HOW THEY TREATED IT. +1 darrinbell.substack.com THUG 4 LIFE THAT'S SHOCKING. 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION TO THE NEWS? IT PREEMPTED "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND." THUG 4 LIFE DAREN BELL I WAS THINKIN ' OF VOTIN ' TRUMP THIS TIMEBUT THEN HE HAD THAT RALLY . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THEY CALLED PUERTO RICO A " FLOATING PILE OF GARBAGE" AN ' IT REMINDED ME THAT AFTER HURRICANE MARIATHAT'S HOW THEY TREATED IT . +1 darrinbell.substack.com THUG 4 LIFE THAT'S SHOCKING . 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION TO THE NEWS ? IT PREEMPTED " GILLIGAN'S ISLAND . " THUG 4 LIFE DAREN BELL
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Sun, November 3, 2024

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Mammal OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL 11-3 1982 WHY YOU TALK SO WHITE? YOU THINK YOU BETTER'N ME? IT'S OKBABY. DON'T PAY THOSE KIDS ANY MIND. ALWAYS REMEMBERBABY: IF YOU'RE EDUCATEDTALK LIKE YOU'RE EDUCATED. darrinbell.substack.com www.CANDORVILLE.COM/ YOU HAVE THE RIGHT - THE OBLIGATION - TO BE TRUE TO YOURSELF. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU SAYIT ONLY MATTERS WHAT YOU SAY. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate "SPEAK" LIKE YOU'RE EDUCATEDNOT "TALK" LIKE YOU'RE EDUCATEDMOMMA. DON'T YOU GET SMART WITH ME. 209 ENT TER 0 PAYMENT CENTER DAREIN BELL CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL 11-3 1982 WHY YOU TALK SO WHITE ? YOU THINK YOU BETTER'N ME ? IT'S OKBABY . DON'T PAY THOSE KIDS ANY MIND . ALWAYS REMEMBERBABY : IF YOU'RE EDUCATEDTALK LIKE YOU'RE EDUCATED . darrinbell.substack.com www.CANDORVILLE.COM/ YOU HAVE THE RIGHT - THE OBLIGATION - TO BE TRUE TO YOURSELF . YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE . IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU SAYIT ONLY MATTERS WHAT YOU SAY . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate " SPEAK " LIKE YOU'RE EDUCATEDNOT " TALK " LIKE YOU'RE EDUCATEDMOMMA . DON'T YOU GET SMART WITH ME . 209 ENT TER 0 PAYMENT CENTER DAREIN BELL
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Sat, November 2, 2024

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Art OCR: I'VE CONSIDERED WHAT YOU SAIDABOUT HOW IN EVERY STORYCHANGE ONLY OCCURS AFTER AN INTERLUDE. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate BUT THOSE ARE STORIESNOT REAL LIFE. IN REAL LIFETHE BIGGEST CHANGES OFTEN OCCUR RANDOMLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY. darrinbell.substack.com THERE USUALLY IS NO CALM BEFORE THE STORM. WE OFTEN JARRINGLY SHIFT FROM ONE STORM TO THE NEXT. 11- 2 2 ZWAM MANALM LIN BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AND UNLIKE WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERSTHE ACTIONS OF REAL PEOPLE OFTEN DON'T MAKE SENSE. I STILL DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU TOOK MY SHOE. DARRIN BELL I'VE CONSIDERED WHAT YOU SAIDABOUT HOW IN EVERY STORYCHANGE ONLY OCCURS AFTER AN INTERLUDE . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate BUT THOSE ARE STORIESNOT REAL LIFE . IN REAL LIFETHE BIGGEST CHANGES OFTEN OCCUR RANDOMLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY . darrinbell.substack.com THERE USUALLY IS NO CALM BEFORE THE STORM . WE OFTEN JARRINGLY SHIFT FROM ONE STORM TO THE NEXT . 11- 2 2 ZWAM MANALM LIN BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AND UNLIKE WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERSTHE ACTIONS OF REAL PEOPLE OFTEN DON'T MAKE SENSE . I STILL DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU TOOK MY SHOE . DARRIN BELL
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Fri, November 1, 2024

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Illustration OCR: LET'S TAKE A MOMENT FOR A BRIEF INTERLUDE BETWEEN WHAT WAS AND WHAT WILL BE. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ALL THE DAYS IN ALL THE YEARS WE'VE BEEN PARTNERED HAVE BEEN THE SAMETYRONE. WAKE UP. SCROUNGE. REFLECT ON OUR DIRE CIRCUMSTANCE BUT DO NOTHING TO CHANGE IT. AND THEN DRIFT BACK TO SLEEP. darrinbell.substack.com BUT IT OCCURRED TO ME TODAYIN EVERY STORY I'VE EVER READTHERE'S BEEN AN INTERLUDE BETWEEN THE STATUS QUO AND THE BIG CHANGE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I FEEL INTERLUDY. DO YOU FEEL NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. INTERLUDY? 11- 1 DAREN BALL LET'S TAKE A MOMENT FOR A BRIEF INTERLUDE BETWEEN WHAT WAS AND WHAT WILL BE . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ALL THE DAYS IN ALL THE YEARS WE'VE BEEN PARTNERED HAVE BEEN THE SAMETYRONE . WAKE UP . SCROUNGE . REFLECT ON OUR DIRE CIRCUMSTANCE BUT DO NOTHING TO CHANGE IT . AND THEN DRIFT BACK TO SLEEP . darrinbell.substack.com BUT IT OCCURRED TO ME TODAYIN EVERY STORY I'VE EVER READTHERE'S BEEN AN INTERLUDE BETWEEN THE STATUS QUO AND THE BIG CHANGE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I FEEL INTERLUDY . DO YOU FEEL NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT . INTERLUDY ? 11- 1 DAREN BALL
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Thu, October 31, 2024

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Art OCR: WHAT DO YOU SEE UP THERESUSAN? I SEE A DRONE LOOKING INTO SOMEBODY'S 30TH- FLOOR BEDROOM WINDOW. THAT'S AWFULLY SPECIFIC. USUALLY YOU JUST SEE A DINOSAUR. OR A CAR. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ? 10- 31 darrinbell.substack.com BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL ...OH. STUPID 21ST CENTURY. WHAT DO YOU SEE UP THERESUSAN ? I SEE A DRONE LOOKING INTO SOMEBODY'S 30TH- FLOOR BEDROOM WINDOW . THAT'S AWFULLY SPECIFIC . USUALLY YOU JUST SEE A DINOSAUR . OR A CAR . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ? 10- 31 darrinbell.substack.com BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DAREN BELL ... OH . STUPID 21ST CENTURY .
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Wed, October 30, 2024

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Font OCR: SO DID YOU GO TO A DOCTOR TO CHECK OUT THAT THING ON YOUR THINGAMAJIG? SORT OF. 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate I UPLOADED A PHOTO OF THE THING TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH SO I COULD FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN. darrinbell.substack.com 10- 30 IT'S EITHER A PIMPLEA CYST OR A MARTIAN VOLCANO. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE TECHNOLOGY ISN'T PERFECTPIOS MIO... BUT IT SAVED YOU'RE ME A TRIP TO GOING THE HOSPITAL. TO DIE. WAREIN BELL SO DID YOU GO TO A DOCTOR TO CHECK OUT THAT THING ON YOUR THINGAMAJIG ? SORT OF . 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate I UPLOADED A PHOTO OF THE THING TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH SO I COULD FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN . darrinbell.substack.com 10- 30 IT'S EITHER A PIMPLEA CYST OR A MARTIAN VOLCANO . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE TECHNOLOGY ISN'T PERFECTPIOS MIO ... BUT IT SAVED YOU'RE ME A TRIP TO GOING THE HOSPITAL . TO DIE . WAREIN BELL
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Tue, October 29, 2024

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Happy OCR: I HAD A STRANGE I TOTALLY DAY TODAYSUSAN. KNOW HOW THAT IS... O2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate MY DAY WAS STRANGETOO. ON THE ONE HANDI LANDED THE "ASK SADIE RADIO SHOW" ACCOUNT. AND I GOT A HUGE BONUS. darrinbell.substack.com DAREN BAL 10- ??? 29 ON THE OTHER HANDI DISCOVERED AN UNDER- GROUND GAMBLING RING WHERE PEOPLE BET ON HOW MANY CUPS OF COFFEE I'LL DRINK BY NOON. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IT'S ANNOYING WHEN SOMEONE PRETENDS TO SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU JUST SO SHE CAN CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO HER. I TOTALLY KNOW HOW THAT IS... I HAD A STRANGE I TOTALLY DAY TODAYSUSAN . KNOW HOW THAT IS ... O2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate MY DAY WAS STRANGETOO . ON THE ONE HANDI LANDED THE " ASK SADIE RADIO SHOW " ACCOUNT . AND I GOT A HUGE BONUS . darrinbell.substack.com DAREN BAL 10- ?? ? 29 ON THE OTHER HANDI DISCOVERED AN UNDER- GROUND GAMBLING RING WHERE PEOPLE BET ON HOW MANY CUPS OF COFFEE I'LL DRINK BY NOON . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IT'S ANNOYING WHEN SOMEONE PRETENDS TO SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU JUST SO SHE CAN CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO HER . I TOTALLY KNOW HOW THAT IS ...
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Mon, October 28, 2024

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Art OCR: HAVE YOU ALREADY HAD ANY COFFEE FROM THAT POTMS. GARCIA? WHY DO YOU ASKTERRY? ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate OH... NO REASON. NO REASON AT ALL. IF YOU'VE ALREADY HAD SOMEYOU MAY AS WELL HAVE MORE. {) 10- 28 darrinbell.substack.com IT WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT. ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME AWAY FROM THE COFFEE SO YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL TO YOURSELF? IT'S BEEN AN HONOR WORKING WITH YOUMA'AM. DAREN BELL HAVE YOU ALREADY HAD ANY COFFEE FROM THAT POTMS . GARCIA ? WHY DO YOU ASKTERRY ? © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate OH ... NO REASON . NO REASON AT ALL . IF YOU'VE ALREADY HAD SOMEYOU MAY AS WELL HAVE MORE . { ) 10- 28 darrinbell.substack.com IT WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT . ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME AWAY FROM THE COFFEE SO YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL TO YOURSELF ? IT'S BEEN AN HONOR WORKING WITH YOUMA'AM . DAREN BELL
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